Charlotte Bartowski / AU problem? What AU problem? / Thataways

[mm_joann]

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[twopointohbaby]

Jake's words would indeed be 'leggy and gorgeous.' Just... not to her face.

Ahem.

Attempts to be helpful include: "Hi, you look lost," "Are you new here?" and finally, "Welcome to Milliways."

[shouldnt_dothat]

She is intrigued.

Also, nervous and confused. "Like Douglas Adams Milliways?"

[twopointohbaby]

"Exactly!" SOMEONE THAT GETS IT WOO-HOO!

"Except no Zaphod Beeblebrox here... which is probably for the best, really.

"I'm Jake," he says, offering a hand and manfully not looking at her chest.

[shouldnt_dothat]

She v. much appreciates his manful restraint.

"I'm Chuck."

Just as well because she might go ship-stealing with him.

[ofmanynames]

Sarah doesn't mean to look at Chuck, either when she walked into the Wienerlicious earlier or when she sees her roommate in Milliways later that day. But, if she's being honest, Anna's uniform does look good on her.

Thus: one secret agent dressed up in a really bad German themed costume sitting at the bar with a glass of wine to get these thoughts out of her head.

[shouldnt_dothat]

SOMEONE SHE RECOGNISES. And... who is also looking very nice in her Wienerlicious uniform, not that Chuck would think that ever or anything.

"Hi."

SAVE HER?

"Is it just me, or did this place move in... really fast?"

[ofmanynames]

"It does that, doesn't it?" Sarah responds, looking anywhere but at Chuck's boobs. She doesn't sound too happy, either. "We really do need to collect more intel on this place."

[shouldnt_dothat]

:O

"Is this kind of secret spy thing nobody told me about?"

She attempting to ignore her uniform for the moment. If she ignores it, it will magically become the right size. Yes.