Critterz!

[mm_leesha]

Aside from the official rules, there are a lot of handy guidelines that get passed down to new patrons of the Bar at the End of the Universe. Things like "don't eat any food you didn't order," "don't go outside on the night of the full moon," and "don't fuck with the Oompa-Loompas

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[thenightsurgeon]

Nathan Wallace is not happy.

Far from it as a matter of fact. The last time he was this unhappy he-

Well, suffice it to say that things were damaged.

Things may still get damaged. He's not entirely sure if that's the case or not. One minute he is safely enscounced in his home, hoping to get some rest before trading it for that bar he'd assumed (hoped, prayed) was a hallucination.

Either way. It wasn't home, and while the work was interesting-working a fourteen hour day in a crowd like the early GeneCo christmas shoppers would've killed him. Can't kill in a crowd. Bad form.

So he...sat.

And got up a Lynx.

Hopelessly tangled Lynx.

[a_mere_child]

The tiger looks over at the lynx as if to say you too, huh?.

[thenightsurgeon]

The Lynx is still struggling with the Clothing.

Springing free, he stares at the tiger, eyes wide.

His expression is readable in any language, human or animal or otherwise. What the heck is going on?!?!

[a_mere_child]

The tiger shrugs as best she can. Your guess is as good as mine, buddy.

[thenightsurgeon]

Nathan takes a moment to stare at her, his gold eyes going wider before he snarls to himself as if to say Brilliant. Bloody Brilliant.

He takes a step forward, testing out the walking motion. Someone who hasn't walked on four legs in awhile is probably not going to do-

There he goes. The lynx flopped on the floor growls now before he stares at the Tiger You know how to fix this?

Either that or he could be asking for a snack.

[a_mere_child]

The tiger gives him a Look.

If she knew how to fix this, she wouldn't be a freaking tiger anymore, now would she?

[thenightsurgeon]

Is it possible for a Lynx to look snooty?

Nathan's managing a pretty good job of it. He's also managing a pretty good job of rolling his eyes as he sinks his teeth into his uniform-trying to drag it out of site.

Not planning on getting caught like this. NOPE.

Unfortunately he is too small to manage this task. Laugh at the kitty's struggle!

[a_mere_child]

Tigers, like all cats, have the ability to look insufferably smug.

Want some help with that?

[thenightsurgeon]

...That'd be bloody fantast- The cat drops the collar of his jacket, I can understand you!

[a_mere_child]

You can?? The tiger has gone from 'smug' to 'flabbergasted' in record time.

[thenightsurgeon]

....Big Cat family?

He's not entirely sure about Lynxs and where they relate to Tigers, but what can he do?

...You don't know how to stop this?

[a_mere_child]

I have no fucking clue how it happened to begin with. How would I know how to fix it??

[thenightsurgeon]

The lynx might just be grumbling. ...This sort of thing regularly happen around here? I've only been here a few times.

[a_mere_child]

More often than I'd like, anyway. At least for Halloween I was the same species as I normally am...

[thenightsurgeon]

You're a person normally right?

Hell, he doesn't know so...

[a_mere_child]

She just gives him another Look.