Frustrated trophy wives in their mid-20s- that's who!
Ew. Creepy older guy looking at her overalls. She likes any kind of attention, but this kind she just keeps a sekrit kk? So finishing off her handful of cashews she stops before she licks the salt off the palm of her hand and turns to the guy.
Striking realization while sipping Long Island Iced Tea?! If anyone said that before the comment was totally ignored. Now it actually...applied! She sits up.
"You're totally the first person to say that! Everyone's like oh, work it out with Craig! He got you a stupid dog!."
"And I don't want it to turn out like Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. He'll end up going after someone dumb ass like Ashton Kutcher and then I'll have to admit that I was married to him."
Nosy? That's her usual business. She decided to ignore it...for now. "I'm Kim."
With that out of the way she feels a little more comfortable piling Craig's crap onto Max. I mean...talking.
"Well, I thought marriage would be a lot more fun. Craig's just being a loser about it and spending all his time at work hitting on other girls. So I moved back to my mom's place and he keeps bothering me. He even bought a dumb dog like I said. It's not even one you can carry around...it's like a big, stupid one."
It's the overalls that have his attention, really.
The overalls and the cashews. WHO EATS THAT MANY AT ONCE?
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Ew. Creepy older guy looking at her overalls. She likes any kind of attention, but this kind she just keeps a sekrit kk? So finishing off her handful of cashews she stops before she licks the salt off the palm of her hand and turns to the guy.
"You have to get your own."
Nobody was taking away her comfort food. Nobody.
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Blinkblink.
"Um."
THE OVERALLS
WHY ARE THEY YELLOW
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Slouching, she plants her elbows on either side of the bowl as if a precaution.
"NO. NUTS." she raises her voice careful to sound out the words with her lips.
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And because Max is totally mature, he kind of laughs at that.
"I should hope not."
Or else she'd never be able to wear pants like that...
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"Guys don't have any class."
Judging by her eating habits and the way her legs are open she has an eye for that.
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Max is offended!
"I do so have class! You've probably just been hanging around the wrong guys."
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"You're totally the first person to say that! Everyone's like oh, work it out with Craig! He got you a stupid dog!."
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So he wasn't as dumb as he looked she previously thought.
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Max would mutter something about common sense, but that'd be mean.
"So why don't you dump him?"
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Kim frowns a little.
"And I don't want it to turn out like Bruce Willis and Demi Moore. He'll end up going after someone dumb ass like Ashton Kutcher and then I'll have to admit that I was married to him."
She cringes and takes a long drink.
"I mean, I'm the best he's gonna get."
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He looks a little surprised at the married thing.
Then, he frowns.
"What are you two having problems with? - um. My name's Max, by the way. Sorry if I seem like I'm being nosy."
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With that out of the way she feels a little more comfortable piling Craig's crap onto Max. I mean...talking.
"Well, I thought marriage would be a lot more fun. Craig's just being a loser about it and spending all his time at work hitting on other girls. So I moved back to my mom's place and he keeps bothering me. He even bought a dumb dog like I said. It's not even one you can carry around...it's like a big, stupid one."
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"He's hitting on other girls?"
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