Mario Mario / Some 8-Bit Canon (with ~fannish~ additions) / The Bar
This is usually the case with a certain plumber from Brooklyn: he comes, he sees, he conquers. He jumps on everything in sight, "engages" people in conversation (which he can only participate in by saying "Hi," and "It's-a me") when he's not jumping on them or hitting them with his hammer or trying to set them on fire. But Milliways, being Milliways, can bring the same person in: only this time, they're different.
This time, he's different.
He's backing into the bar dressed in his best ratty brown suit and toting two heavy suitcases. He is talking excitedly in Italian to someone, and it is only when he trips over air and falls flat on his bottom that he realizes --
This isn't Luigi's house.
Wuh-oh.