She hadn't left yet. How could she, given the wealth of discoveries still yet to be explored within the pan-universal bar? After all, so far, the possibilities had been, well, tantalizing
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... so he spends the next 10 minutes going through variations of "did it hurt vhen you fell from heaven?" and "I lost my number, may I have yours?" and so on and so forth.
Just for the hell of it, he throws the KAOS classic "does zhis rag smell like chloroform to you?" in.
68's over near Jenny in a flash, sporting a delightfully batshit insane perverted evil grin.
"Vell. Hello there."
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Cue one cheerful smile in return. "Hi!"
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;D?
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"Don't you know any better lines?"
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He slooooowly looks her over.
"Vould you like to hear zhem?"
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"Yeah! I think so."
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... so he spends the next 10 minutes going through variations of "did it hurt vhen you fell from heaven?" and "I lost my number, may I have yours?" and so on and so forth.
Just for the hell of it, he throws the KAOS classic "does zhis rag smell like chloroform to you?" in.
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"And how many women have these actually worked on?"
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"Maybe you should try something new?"
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He has more important things on his mind right now, though.
"Say... have you ever met anyvun by the name Maxvell Smart?"
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Well, unless it's planetary wide chaos and domination.
"Should I have?"
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Damn. :(
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"Is he your boyfriend?"
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"NO HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND. He already has one of zhose."
Beat.
"I am simply looking for him, is all."
So 68 can kill him! DUH.
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So she winks, wanting to continue.
"Jealous?"
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