James Bond | Ian Fleming book canon | the barrrrrrrr

[mmdaisies]

How to tell if a new patron is a spy: they walk into the bar, betray a brief moment of surprise, then blend in with the crowd. The newest addition to the bar's collection of spies is no different

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[bythatmuch]

Someone else is at the bar, too!

He's watching the smoker, brows furrowed disapprovingly.

[savoir_mourir]

When he catches the disapproving look, he grins.

[bythatmuch]

Max will never understand why people are so cheerful about dying a slow, suicidal death.

He shakes his head.

[savoir_mourir]

"Long day?"

[bythatmuch]

"Kinda."

Sorta.

... not really, but he does feel a bit drained.

[savoir_mourir]

"Sorry to hear that."

[bythatmuch]

"It's okay."

Awkward pauses are awkward. And smoke-filled.

Max is trying not to cough.

"Um - I'm Maxwell Smart," he says, extending a hand.

[savoir_mourir]

"James Bond," he replies, taking the offered hand and giving it a firm shake.

[bythatmuch]

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sdfjkhasjkdhkfhas askjdfhkjasd fakjsdhfkjskdjh???

JAMES BOND WHAT

Please hold while Max falls backwards off of his barstool.

[savoir_mourir]

?

"All right down there?"

[bythatmuch]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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JAMES BOND JAMES BOND JAMES BOND JAMES BOND OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG JAMES BOND

"Yes."

OMG

[savoir_mourir]

Hmm.

"Need help?"

[bythatmuch]

James Bond just shook his hand, and now James Bond is offering him help?

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF HIS LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE

"Um. Maybe."

[savoir_mourir]

"It's a yes or no question."

[bythatmuch]

"Um - y-yes?"

[savoir_mourir]

Bond is now standing over Max with an offered hand. DON'T FAINT MAX.