In comes a bearded
man wearing a white button-down shirt, white pants, and white bandages wrapped around his wrists. His expression and slightly disheveled hair suggests he has gone through hell, and believes he is presently stepping into another level of it
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But.
This guy? That beard?
"Listen," Max says, hopping onto the stool next to his new doppelganger, "you need to shave, man. You're making us look bad."
... not the best intro ever, but at least he's being honest?
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He has really gone off the reservation.
"I have really gone of the reservation."
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MAX IS A JERK.
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Crazy dude really is crazy?
OH WAIT MAYBE -
"This is your first time here, isn't it?"
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OOPS.
"Sorry about that. Uh. Congratulations, you're not crazy! This place really exists. It's a bar at the end of the Universe."
And that is a really weird looking beard, now that he's gotten a good look at it.
(It's very possible that he's invading Frank's personal space. ... because he is.)
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At least he has nice breath.
"Of course it is!" he says, leaning back. "That doesn't sound crazy at all!"
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He taps on the bar. "Ask for a drink and see what happens."
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Beat.
"Here, I'll show you. Bar? I'd like some cranberry juice, please."
A glass of cranberry juice appears. (With a crazy straw and an orange slice, of course.)
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Frank merely stands there, staring.
"And this is somehow going to convince me that I'm not crazy."
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IT COULD BE WORSE, FRANK. You could be a weatherman.
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"Most of my peers think I'm a calamity, actually."
... Max realizes he's not helping.
"Uh. First drink's free, by the way. I'm Max," he says, offering his hand. "Maxwell Smart."
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"You're kidding, right?"
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