Maxwell Smart / Get Smart / baaaaaar
From behind one of the walls of the bar comes the sound of large, metal doors closing and opening, one by one.
clickclickclickthunk
clickclickclickthunk
The sound grows closer, closer -
- and suddenly stops.
"Hey!"
The voice coming from behind the wall sounds very exasperated.
"Stupid giant hunk of metal - "
thunk
" - OW!"
clickclickclick
Where there was once a mostly bare wall is now a doorway, and standing on the other side of it is Maxwell Smart, the best wannabe agent analyst CONTROL has ever seen.
... okay, that's a lie. He's not standing. He's actually hopping, holding his right foot and chanting "ow ow ow ow" in time with his hops.
As soon as he notices that he's staring into a bar and not the control room of CONTROL, he freezes and almost topples over.
Almost.
clickclickclickthunk
clickclickclickthunk
The sound grows closer, closer -
- and suddenly stops.
"Hey!"
The voice coming from behind the wall sounds very exasperated.
"Stupid giant hunk of metal - "
thunk
" - OW!"
clickclickclick
Where there was once a mostly bare wall is now a doorway, and standing on the other side of it is Maxwell Smart, the best wannabe agent analyst CONTROL has ever seen.
... okay, that's a lie. He's not standing. He's actually hopping, holding his right foot and chanting "ow ow ow ow" in time with his hops.
As soon as he notices that he's staring into a bar and not the control room of CONTROL, he freezes and almost topples over.
Almost.