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Matt Jamison - OC baby one more time - my Milliways is killing me

Oct 12, 2011 21:18

It seems like he's always coming in here in his pajamas.

One barefoot sex mage enters, dressed (indeed) in his old sushi boxers and CAFFEINE: fictional tour 2025 band t-shirt. Matt's hair is messier than usual, and he looks like he hasn't slept ( Read more... )

tris: ronan nolan, matt jamison, tristan's muses, mercuria, pyth's fault, the lake of sky (blame pyth), walksmuses

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leftistbeanpole October 13 2011, 04:27:23 UTC

Jordie swivels to the right on his barstool, and says, "You forgot your pants."

He is just so damn helpful.

tantric_slacker October 13 2011, 04:29:55 UTC

Matt shoots him a sleepy glower.

"Heya, Doc."

leftistbeanpole October 13 2011, 04:31:24 UTC

"I don't think they have rules against that, though." Helpful, and cheerful. Young whippersnappers these days, not wearing pants! What is the 'verse coming to. "So you're probably good."

tantric_slacker October 13 2011, 04:33:54 UTC

He yawns.

"It's no shoes, no shirt, no service," he says thickly.

"So. If Bar was going to refuse me service, she'd have to've done it because I'm not wearing shoes."

His toes, currently balanced on a rung of his stool, wiggle.

leftistbeanpole October 13 2011, 04:39:07 UTC

"I don't think that's even a rule. I thought it was no violence, no business, no sex."

tantric_slacker October 13 2011, 04:44:32 UTC

Matt blinks.

"It's not a rule," he admits.

"But the actual rule, I thought, was no sex and no nudity."

He holds a hand over his tea: still too hot.

leftistbeanpole October 13 2011, 04:46:49 UTC

"I'm not going to strip to test it." He finishes off his beer; another appears. "Are you?"

tantric_slacker October 13 2011, 04:51:55 UTC

He snorts.

"Not in public. And in public would be the only way."

If anyone cared at all about full or partial nudity in the rooms upstairs, the greenhouse, woods, stables, or lake ...

Matt would know, is all we're saying.

leftistbeanpole October 13 2011, 04:53:19 UTC

"Thank God for that."

Jordie, meanwhile, is thinking about what his life would be like if there weren't strange people to pick up in bars where he's apparently the only one from his city and/or planet and/or universe to show up.

Sad. :(

tantric_slacker October 13 2011, 04:56:30 UTC

"You're mean," Matt yawns.

"And I didn't even set myself up for that. I'm tired and defenseless."

leftistbeanpole October 13 2011, 04:57:53 UTC

"You're also pantsless, which is how this whole subject came up," Jordie points out. "How is being self-interested in getting some mean?"

tantric_slacker October 13 2011, 05:01:34 UTC

Matt frowns.

"How is ..."

He holds up a finger.

"Me in specific, or people in general, not wearing clothes in the bar, stopping you from having sex?" If anything, people not wearing clothes is like a whole level up towards intercourse straight out of the gate.

leftistbeanpole October 13 2011, 05:02:35 UTC

"I'm saying if it were that way upstairs, I'd've been banned for life."

Beat.

Jordie points at the tea. "You should upgrade to coffee."

tantric_slacker October 13 2011, 05:05:23 UTC

"... Oh," Matt says, sheepish.

Beat.

"I would. But it's 2:56."

leftistbeanpole October 13 2011, 05:06:52 UTC

"...so?"

tantric_slacker October 13 2011, 05:10:24 UTC

Matt laughs, yawnily.

"I have to get up and go to work. Coffee will fuck with my sleep cycle."

... Right? Won't it?

Doctor?

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