http://deadspin.com/5615938/a-look-inside-the-nfls-drug-testing-methods-chad-ochocincos-bladder I don't play fantasy football, but if I did, I would totally name my team "Pissing Excellence."
How sad is it that I am psyched to be watching the preseason? I had fun watching the game against Detroit, and I'm actively looking forward to watching the Third-String Steelers play the Third-String Giants. Part of the reason is that several of my coworkers are Giants fans, but still, preseason should not be attention-grabbing. Should it?