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that annoying girl that works with me, Kim threw me overboard today.
She played her, "Dare you to move" ringtone over, and over and over. I was ready to move her off the roof of a building.
and then, it was me, my co-worker Kaitlen and kim talking. All of the sudden, she started to whisper something in kaitlens ear (im the nosiest bitch in the world), and I asked what they were talking about. And kim responds, "Girls stuff." She continues to utter whispers in kaitlens ear. Then kaitlen burst out laughing and says, "You've never had a pap smear before??"
HAHAHAHHA.
Kim is 22 years old. Shes never been to the gynecologist. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? GO soon, before your vagina rots and falls off. She said, "I thought girls who went to the gynecologist to get pap smears are girls who are having sex."
See this is why we need to increase sexual education in small towns. Its dumb christians like her who will have a fucked up life. She looks 12 to me. She then started to describe her friday night. "My friend and I played the dirty name game, all night."
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
"Yeah, we called each other buttmunchers, idiots, stupid hos; it was so much fun!"
"So what did you do friday night, danny?"
"I got wasted, then I smoked weed that was rolled with a one dollar bill."
I cant even describe the look she put on her face. Im so happy shes going to the military. Come to think of it, shes probaly never looked at her vagina. She probaly has vulvodynia. Im sure she hasnt trimmed any of her pubic hair. AND she will not stop talking about BACK YARD BURGER. I told her once, that I thought it was good. and now, she goes there everyday for lunch and moans everytime she bites into the burger. Eh, I dont blame her, its gonna be the closest thing she will have to an orgasm. Im horrible, I know. But fuck that. Get your vagina checked. She then told me that Madonna should not be played anywhere, shes too sexed up.
She played her, "Dare you to move" ringtone over, and over and over. I was ready to move her off the roof of a building.
and then, it was me, my co-worker Kaitlen and kim talking. All of the sudden, she started to whisper something in kaitlens ear (im the nosiest bitch in the world), and I asked what they were talking about. And kim responds, "Girls stuff." She continues to utter whispers in kaitlens ear. Then kaitlen burst out laughing and says, "You've never had a pap smear before??"
HAHAHAHHA.
Kim is 22 years old. Shes never been to the gynecologist. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? GO soon, before your vagina rots and falls off. She said, "I thought girls who went to the gynecologist to get pap smears are girls who are having sex."
See this is why we need to increase sexual education in small towns. Its dumb christians like her who will have a fucked up life. She looks 12 to me. She then started to describe her friday night. "My friend and I played the dirty name game, all night."
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
"Yeah, we called each other buttmunchers, idiots, stupid hos; it was so much fun!"
"So what did you do friday night, danny?"
"I got wasted, then I smoked weed that was rolled with a one dollar bill."
I cant even describe the look she put on her face. Im so happy shes going to the military. Come to think of it, shes probaly never looked at her vagina. She probaly has vulvodynia. Im sure she hasnt trimmed any of her pubic hair. AND she will not stop talking about BACK YARD BURGER. I told her once, that I thought it was good. and now, she goes there everyday for lunch and moans everytime she bites into the burger. Eh, I dont blame her, its gonna be the closest thing she will have to an orgasm. Im horrible, I know. But fuck that. Get your vagina checked. She then told me that Madonna should not be played anywhere, shes too sexed up.