Jung Ji Yul's Journal
Title: Jung Ji Yul’s Journal
Author: miu-shii
Rating: PG-13
Length: One Shot
Pairing: YunJae
Genre: Humor, Crack
Disclaimer: I would never own them, even if in my dream. Gah!
Summary: When Jung Ji Yul writes a story and posts it on her journal.
Warning: unbeta-ed. Mention of M-Preg.
Note: This one shot is based on my mini series ‘Married by Accident’ but can be read separately. OH, and I know this fic is impossible, really, a bit forced maybe. There is no way…
February, 22th, 20xx at 11.05 PM
Daddy Fainted, Mommy shocked and I Grinned
by. J.Jyulovesddalgi
Length:
One Shot
Pairing:
Daddy and Mommy
Genre:
Humor
Disclaimer:
I own them because they’re my parents. Do you believe it? kekeke. Oh, one more thing, it was based on a real story that my Daddy told me. Do you believe it? kekeke.
Summary:
Daddy fainted, Mommy shocked and I grinned.
Warning:
There’re probably more than 999999999 grammar errors, spellings and all since my uncle Chunnie wasn’t be able to correct my writing and my smart uncle Min was busy with his work, and I didn’t ask my parents, they’d be mad at me for writing their story here. And Yoogeunnie is as bad as me... kekeke. Uncle Su? Nah~
Note:
This is an assignment from my Korean Teacher. She asked the students to write a story and post it on their own journal. So you, reader, better leave a comment because the comment is also one of the assessments. You don’t want I get a bad grade right? Kekeke.
Now, on to the story! :D
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“Hmm…” Daddy murmured something as he slides his tongue inside of Mommy’s who was underneath him. Mommy lifted both of his hands and rested them on his husband’s head while caressing his hair. He brought his husband’s head closer as he deepened the kiss.
Daddy left Mommy’s lips and trailed his kisses to his jaw line, neck and shoulder as he bit it, marking his wife as his and his alone. His pervert hands pulled Mommy’s shirt up, wandering aimlessly inside. He touched Mommy’s bud, nipped it, played it until it became hard and he did the same moves to the other side.
“Ugh Yunah~” Mommy moaned. “I…” and in a flash of movement, he turned Daddy around and got on top of him.
“Boo? What are you-” Daddy couldn’t finish his words when Mommy silenced him with his kisses. He pulled Mommy closer as he could feel their chests touched each other. A strawberry scent filled his nose from the man on top of him and he sighed in bliss.
Daddy snapped his eyes wide open, hands against Mommy’s chest to prevent him from his movement when he felt Mommy’s bird rubbing his thigh. Looking up into Mommy’s eyes, Daddy said. “No, Boo.” He shook his head and got off of the bed. He didn’t want Mommy to get on top. No. He couldn’t. He was more more way manlier than Mommy. He was a man on top and he couldn’t go against his own words. But seeing Mommy’s pout, he couldn’t resist it. Yes. Jung Yunho was defeated by Jung Jaejoong. (hihihi)
Mommy grinned widely, seeing his husband fell from his pout. He pulled Daddy onto the bed and climbed on top of him. He rubbed himself against Daddy’s as he felt hard, really really hard. He kissed Daddy’s lips in a passionate and wet kiss. When he felt Daddy was enjoying the kiss, he pushed a finger inside of Daddy’s.
Daddy closed his eyes, enjoying the kiss as he couldn’t think anything at all but Jaejoongie, Jaejoongie and Jaejoongie. Daddy snapped his eyes wide open when he felt Mommy’s bird poke his entrance. ‘Mine?!’ His eyes widened in surprise, mouth opened and he screamed when he felt Mommy pushed the head of his bird inside.
“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!”
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“Aish…..” Daddy sighed.
“Aish…..”
“Aish…..”
“What’s wrong Yunho?” Uncle Chunnie asked as he raised an eyebrow. He couldn’t stop himself from wondering what was wrong with his best friend today, always sighing every second and then. ‘Something is bothering him for sure.’ He nodded at the thought.
“Yoochunah~” Daddy mumbled as his lips pursed up in defiance.
“What?”
Daddy sighed as he rested his head on the desk. “Last night Jaejoong got on top.”
“Oh…” Uncle Chunnie’s mouth formed an ‘o’ and he nodded thoughtfully but two seconds later his eyes widened as he registered what Daddy had said. “HE GOT ON TOP?!” he exclaimed in surprise and Daddy quickly covered his mouth as he didn’t want his employee to hear their talk.
“Ok.” Uncle Chunnie said as he pulled Daddy’s hand away from his mouth. “So tell me what happened?”
And so Daddy told him what he and Mommy did last night. Daddy pouted even more when Uncle Chunnie burst out laughing, eyes watery and hands on his stomach. “Yoochunah!!” Daddy exclaimed and huffed indignantly.
“HAHAHA… sorry man... it’s just so funny.” Uncle Chunnie said in between his laugh, a hand wiping his tears away. “Did he do something more than pushing himself inside of you?” he asked after he had calmed down.
“I don’t know.” Daddy shrugged. “I just remember I screamed before everything was black.”
“Oh man.” Uncle Chunnie shook his head and sighed. “I wonder if you’d get pregnant.”
“What?!” Daddy exclaimed as his eyes widened, jaw dropped down to the ground -if that was possible. ‘Pregnant?’ at the thought of him being pregnant, he felt his stomach churned him inside and it was getting worse. ‘Why do I feel want to vomit?’ Daddy covered his mouth with his hands when he felt the bile was already rising in his throat. He quickly ran to the bathroom -luckily he has a bathroom in his office, leaving Uncle Chunnie behind.
“Oh man….” Daddy looked up when he heard a voice and saw Uncle Chunnie leaning against the door. He wiped his chin with the back of his hands as he looked into Uncle Chunnie’s eyes, his eyes gleaming with an unknown emotion. “Yoochunah….” Daddy mumbled in fear.
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“Daddy?” Yoogeunnie waved his hand in front of Daddy who seemed to lose in his own world. “Daddy!” Yoogeunnie exclaimed as he hit Daddy’s head when he received no respond from him.
“Oh yeah? Yeah yeah?” Daddy jerked as he looked around when Yoogeunnie successes bring him back to the world. “Oh, what’s up Yoogeunnie?” Daddy asked as he lifted Yoogeunnie up and placed him onto his lap.
“Daddy, I want that goose~!” Yoogeunnie whined as he pointed his fingers to the goose that was perching on the tree. “But I can’t climb. Can you do it for me Daddy?” he pleaded and blinked his eyes cutely as if he was demanding his Daddy to help him.
Daddy looked at the goose, at his son, at the goose and blinked. ‘What the hell? How could a goose perch on the tree?!’
“Daddy~” Yoogeunnie whined as he shook Daddy’s shoulder. And being a good father Daddy was, he granted Yoogeunnie’s order. He pulled Yoogeunnie off of his lap and walked out of the porch with Yoogeunnie following behind. He stopped his steps when he was standing in front of the tree. Looking up, he saw the goose still resting. Looking down, he saw his son who was still whining and demanding him to get the goose. He let out a heavy sigh before he made his way to the tree and wrapped himself onto it.
“Daddy, what are you doing?” Yoogeunnie asked as he raised an eyebrow, after several times seeing his Daddy didn’t do anything but just wrapping himself around the tree.
“O-oh… I’m…” Daddy mumbled as his brain was searching a witty reason for his son. “AH! I’m just checking the tree Yoogeunnie, whether it is strong enough or not. Haha…” he laughed sheepishly.
Yoogeunnie frowned at that. “The tree is strong enough for your weight Daddy.”
“Oh…” Daddy’s mouth formed an ‘o’ before he laughed nervously. “Erm… Yoogeunnie, sh-should I really climb? You know, if you want a goose, we can buy.” He tried to pursued his son.
“No Daddy~!” Yoogeunnie shook his head. “I want that goose!” he insisted as he pointed his fingers at the goose.
Daddy sighed weakly. He breathed in and out, trying to calm himself down before he climbed the tree. Told to be truth, Daddy was acrophobia, he was terrified of heights. That was why when Daddy had climbed half of the tree, he did a wrong move as he looked down, making him feel dizzy. His world began to spin around like he was in a rollercoaster. His grips on the tree loosen as he fell down onto the ground.
‘My baby?’ Daddy touched his stomach and he could hear screams let out from Yoogeunnie’s mouth and two pair of footsteps running toward him before everything was dark.
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Daddy slowly opened his eyes as he looked around and he then noticed he was in the room that all the walls and the furniture were all white. ‘Hospital?’
He propped himself using his elbows as he leaned backward and he sighed in bliss when his back touched the soft pillows. He then shifted his gaze and spotted his twins was sleeping on the couch, hands hugging each other. He smiled a little before he turned his head to the front door where he heard someone was whispering.
“What it is Doctor?”
‘Jaejoongie?’ Daddy knitted his eyebrows together as he slowly got up and came closer to the front door. He couldn’t catch their talk but all he heard was ‘-Jung.’, ‘Congratulations.’ ‘Pregnant.’ before he was blank out again.
Mommy who heard a sound of body crashing onto the floor, opened the door harshly and saw his husband laying on the floor. He quickly ran towards Daddy. Mommy and the doctor lifted Daddy up and brought him to the bed. The Doctor checked Daddy up and told Mommy that Daddy was fine before he walked out of the room.
Mommy sighed in relief as he sat down on the chair beside the bed. He caressed Daddy’s face gently as he whispered. “Yunah… wake up… Yunah…”
Daddy turned when he felt a hand caressing his face.
“Yunah…”
Daddy slowly opened his eyes and blinked. He turned his head to look at the one caressing his face and he blinked his eyes several times until the blur image became an image of his wife. “Jaejoongie?”
“Yes baby.” Mommy nodded as he held Daddy’s hands and left kisses on them.
“I’m pregnant?”
“Ei?” Mommy tilted his head to the side.
“I’m pregnant?” Daddy repeated.
It took three seconds for Mommy to register what Daddy had said. “YOU’RE PREGNANT?!” he exclaimed in surprise.
“I’m pregnant?” Daddy asked back, his face looked dummy. “OMG Boo!” Daddy lifted his hands to cover his face. He couldn’t believe that he was pregnant. No. He couldn’t get pregnant but….
“Did you cheat on me Yunhoya?!” Mommy asked, eyes narrowing indignantly.
“Eh?”
“You cheat on me right? Because how could you get pregnant by me?” Mommy bit his lips in order to prevent the tears leak out of his eyes.
“Oh, Boo…” Daddy pulled Mommy up onto the bed and hugged him when he saw Mommy’s eyes watery. “I’ll never ever cheat on you Boo.” he kissed Mommy’s hair lovingly. “I love you so much and you know it.”
Mommy nodded as he buried his face against Daddy’s neck. “But how could you get pregnant?”
“When you got on top of me two days ago?” Daddy said uncertainly.
‘Two days ago?’ Mommy frowned thoughtfully. “AH!” he exclaimed as he snapped his fingers. “I didn’t penetrate you that time. You fainted before we do it.”
“Really?” Daddy raised his eyebrows. “But I heard your conversation with the Doctor.” he pouted.
“Ei?”
“I heard the doctor said ‘Mr. Jung.’, ‘Congratulations.’ ‘Pregnant.’.” OMG Boo!”
Mommy looked at him for a while as he tilted his head before he burst out laughing.
“Why are you laughing Boo? What’s so funny about that?” Daddy protested as he huffed indignantly. “I’m pregnant right?! OMG…” Daddy lifted his hand, covering his face as he let out an unknown language.
“Dummy!” Mommy smiled as he pinched Daddy’s cheeks. “I said I didn’t penetrate you. Besides, the one who pregnant aren’t you but me.”
“Eh?” Daddy’s eyes widened, mouth dropped open. “But… But he said Mr. Jung!”
Mommy shook his head, smiling a little and he said. “Dummy! You mishear. He said my name, not yours.”
“Eh?” looked like Daddy hasn’t got it.
“Jaejoong.”
“Hm?”
“My name. JaeJoong. Mr. Lee said JaeJoong. Je-Jung. Not Mr. Jung you dummy.” Mommy emphasized the word ‘Je-jung’.
“O-Oh….” Daddy’s mouth formed an ‘o’ before he grinned widely. “So, I’m not pregnant?”
Mommy shook his head as he smiled. Daddy couldn’t stop himself from happiness that his wife was pregnant instead of him. He hugged Mommy tightly and gave him a peck on the lips, grin never left his face.
“You’re pregnant?” he asked, trying to make sure that he didn’t mishear this time.
“Yes.” Mommy grinned widely as he hugged Daddy back. “Yes, I am.”
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Note1: HORRAAAYYY!! Mommy’s pregnant! ㅋㅋㅋ I’ll have a younger sibling soon! I wonder what the gender is. To be honest, I want a younger sister because Yoogeunnie has have Inhwannie (It was because they both are boys so It could be easier for them to share to each other but me. Because I’m an only girl in this family ㅠㅠ) oh but younger brother is okay tooㅋㅋI can’t wait! Daddy~ I love you for making my Mommy pregnant! ♡
Note2: I’m so confused whether I should delete this story or not because if my teacher read it she would be freak out. There was an adult containing in the first part and I’m still underage (9 years and 10 months old to be exact). See? I’m still youngㅎㅎㅎBut who can blame me? I live with lots of mushy mushy couples, Daddy and Mommy, Uncle Su and Uncle Chunnie, Uncle Min and his lover, Grandma and Grandpa Jung, Grandma and Grandpa Kim. You can’t blame me okay? And neither can Yoogeunnie. Hmm… should I make a new story? And I’ll lock this entry. It’s from my sake. But… aish! I’m so confused. I guess I’ll think about it again while I’m eating. Mommy has called me to eat dinner. So I’ll be back in two hours.
Bye-bye. Jung.JiYul
Location: on the bed, laying
Mood: happy
Music: Three dogs
Tags: cy
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Food said:
I think the story and the title isn’t match? Oh whatever, why don’t you ask my help Jiyullie? I’m not busy... ㅠㅠ
Scarlet said:
You’re still young! Ofg.
Serena.Lee said:
Is it your story? I haven’t written my own story yet. I have no idea Jiyullie ㅠㅠ give me idea?
Anyway, your parents are so cool!ㅎㅎㅎ
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A/N: read Ji Yul's notes? :D you know what to do... *run away in shame hahaha*