STILL YOUR FAULT, DEBBY. STILL YOUR FAULT.

Jul 06, 2010 00:14


((1x10 - ASYLUM))

KAT: So, how do you guys know about all this ghost stuff?
SAM: It's kind of our job.
KAT: Why would anyone want a job like that?
SAM: I had a crappy guidance counselor.

DEAN: You're not gonna try to kill me, are you?
SAM: No.
DEAN: Good. Because that would be awkward.

((1x11 - SCARECROW))

DEAN: Dude, you fugly.

SAM: I still wanna find Dad. And you're still a pain in the ass. But Jess and Mom - they're both gone. Dad is God knows where. You and me. We're all that's left. So, if we're gonna see this through, we're gonna do it together.
DEAN: Hold me, Sam. That was beautiful.

((1x13 - FAITH))

SAM: By old friend, you mean..?
DEAN: A friend that's not new.

SAM: I bet she kicked your ass a couple times. (DEAN glares at him. SAM smiles.) What's interesting is you guys never really look at each other at the same time. You look at her when she's not looking, she checks you out when you look away. (DEAN looks at him strangely.) It's just an interesting observation. In a, you know, observationally interesting way.

SAM: No, look, man, everybody's gotta open up to someone, sometime.
DEAN: Yeah, I don't. It was stupid to get that close, and look how it ended.
SAM: [smiles and stares at him knowingly]
DEAN: Would you stop?
SAM: [continues to stare]
DEAN: [agitated] Blink or something.

SAM: My life was so simple. Just school. Exams. Papers on polycentric cultural norms.
DEAN: So, I guess I saved you from a boring existence.
SAM: Yeah, occasionally, I miss boring.
DEAN: [pauses] Alright, so, this killer truck-
SAM: [laughs] I miss conversations that didn't start with "this killer truck".

DEAN: Don't leave the house.
CASSIE: Don't go getting all authoritative on me, I hate it.
DEAN: Don't leave the house, please?

SAM: Where are you?
DEAN: I'm in the middle of nowhere, with a killer truck on my ass!

((1x14 - NIGHTMARE))

DEAN: You okay?
SAM: Yeah.
DEAN: If you're gonna hurl, I'll pull the car over, you know, 'cause the upholstery-

SAM: Well, I know one thing I have in common with these people.
DEAN: What's that?
SAM: Both our families are cursed.
DEAN: Our family's not cursed. We just...had our dark spots.
SAM: [laughs] Our dark spots are pretty dark.
DEAN: You're - dark.

MAX: All these people kept coming with, like, casseroles. I finally had to tell them all to go away. You know, 'cause nothing says "I'm sorry" like a tuna casserole.

SAM: Dean, I've been thinking.
DEAN: Well, that's never a good thing.

((1x15 - THE BENDERS))

MRS. MCKAY: Tell the officers what you were watching on TV.
EVAN: Godzilla Vs. Mothra.
DEAN: (excitedly) That's my favorite Godzilla movie. It's so much better than the original, huh?
EVAN: Totally.
DEAN: Yeah. [nods towards SAM.] He likes the remake.
EVAN: Yuck!
SAM: Ahem.

KATHLEEN: Does your cousin have a drinking problem?
DEAN: Sam? Two beers and he's doin' karaoke.

KATHLEEN: Are you Sam Winchester?
SAM: Yeah.
KATHLEEN: Your, uh, your cousin's looking for you.
SAM: [relieved] Thank God. Where is he?
KATHLEEN: I, uh - I cuffed him to my car.

DEAN: Shh. It's okay. I'm not gonna hurt you.
MISSY: [holds up knife] I know. [sticks the knife into DEAN's jacket, pinning him against the wall.] Daddy!
DEAN: Jeez!

DEAN: [pointing to JARED] I'm gonna kick your ass first. [points to LEE.] Then yours. [PA comes up behind DEAN and hits him over the head with a pan. DEAN falls to the floor, unconscious. The screen goes black.]

PA: Tell me - any of the cops gonna come lookin' for you?
DEAN: Oh, eat me. No, no, no, wait, wait - you actually might.

SAM: So, you got sidelined by a thirteen-year-old girl, huh?
DEAN: Oh, shut up.
SAM: Just sayin', gettin' rusty there, kiddo.
DEAN: Shut up.

((1x16 - SHADOW))

LANDLADY: You guys said you were with the alarm company?
DEAN: That's right.
LANDLADY: Well, no offense, but your alarm's about as useful as boobs on a man.

SAM: So, you talked to the cops?
DEAN: Uh, yeah. [smirks.] I spoke to Amy, a, uh, charming, perky officer of the law.
SAM: Yeah? What'd you find out?
DEAN: (dreamily) Well, she's a Sagittarius. She loves tequila, I mean - wow. Oh, and she's got this little tattoo -
SAM: Dean!

DEAN: I talked to the bartender.
SAM: Did you get anything? Besides her number?
DEAN: Dude, I'm a professional. I'm offended that you would think that.
SAM: [stares skeptically]
DEAN: Alright. [pulls out sheet of paper with bartender's phone number]
SAM: You mind doin' a little bit of thinking with your upstairs brain, Dean?

SAM: Look, I could be wrong, I'm just sayin' that there's something about this girl that I can't quite put my finger on.
DEAN: [smirks] Well, I bet you'd like to. I mean, maybe she's not a suspect, maybe you've got a thing for her, huh? [SAM rolls his eyes and laughs.] Maybe you're thinkin' a little too much with your upstairs brain, huh?

SAM: So, someone's controlling it?
DEAN: Yeah, that's what I'm sayin'. And, from what I gather, it's pretty risky business, too. These suckers tend to bite the hand that feeds them. And, uh, the arms...and torsos...

DEAN: Now, why don't you go give that girl a private strip-o-gram?
SAM: Bite me.
DEAN: No, bite her. Don't leave teeth marks, though-

((1x17 - HELL HOUSE))

DEAN: Looks like Old Man Murdoch was a bit of a tagger during his time.
SAM: And after his time, too. The reversed cross has been used by Satanists for centuries, but this sigil of sulfur didn't show up in San Francisco until the sixties.
DEAN: This is exactly why you never get laid.

DEAN: Hey, Sam, I dare you to take a swig of this.
SAM: What the hell would I do that for?
DEAN: [pauses] I double-dare you.

DEAN: What the hell is this symbol? It's buggin' the hell outta me. This whole damn job is buggin' me. I thought the legend said that Mordechai only goes after chicks.
SAM: He does.
DEAN: Right. Well, then that explains why he went after you, but why me?

DEAN: Okay, wait a second. You're trying to tell me that just because people believe in Mordechai, he's real?
SAM: I don't know, maybe.
DEAN: People believe in Santa Claus. How come I'm not gettin' hooked up every Christmas?
SAM: 'Cause you're a bad person.

DEAN: Sweet. [He taps his bottle against SAM's and takes a drink.]
SAM: [smirks]
DEAN: [goes to put the bottle down, but it is glued to his hand.] You didn't.
SAM: [holds up a bottle of superglue, grinning] Oh, I did.

PRANK WARRRRR :DD
they should just make this show about samndean occasionally fighting ghosties and pranking each other left and right the rest of the time instead :D

ALSO, I VOTE THAT JARED PADALECKI RUN AROUND SHIRTLESS MORE OFTEN :D
and, y'know, if jensen ackles wants to join him, well, i wouldn't object too hard :DD

marathoning not of the running kind, sam makes the cutest ianto!faces ever, enough with the dripping blood already, this is all *your* fault

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