Fanfiction: Legally Fey Part 1
As promised, here's part one for you guys! I'll include a youtube link to the songs everytime parody lyrics come up, so those unfamiliar with the show can follow along if they want. Here we go!
Song Here
[PEARL bursts into the training room, where a bunch of acolytes are meditating]
PEARL:
Maya!
He's a lucky guy
Think I’m gonna cry
I have tears all over my scrolls!
At last!
What a legal catch
You're a perfect match
Your special someone everyone knows
Of course he will propose!
IRIS:
Maya!
Honey, don’t you fret
I have no regrets
Bring that ring back
And show it to me!
BIKINI:
A lawyer!
Sure makes the cut!
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish I could be there to see
PEARL/IRIS/BIKINI:
When he gets down on one knee!
[All the ACOLYTES stand and start celebrating, tossing their prayer beads around and into the air into their excitement]
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey, you guys
Mystic Maya’s gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Ami Fey, you guys!
Ami Fey, this is happening
The last daughter of our own Misty
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Ami Fey, you guys
Ami Fey!
[PEARL gathers all the ACOLYTES and herds them in order]
PEARL:
Okay,
Everybody signed
Good!
Now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade
BIKINI:,
Light candles in single file
Don’t forget to smile
Lose the frown Iris, you look like a maid
IRIS:
Sorry!
BIKINI:
Now prepare to serenade!
[They all line up with candles and march outside single file]
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey
Ami Fey, you guys
Mystic Maya’s gonna win the prize
BIKINI:
SHH!
ACOLYTES:
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi...
BIKINI:
SHH!
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey, you...
PEARL:
ACOLYTES, I'M SERIOUS!
ACOLYTE 1:
Maya and Mr. Wright were meant to be
ACOLYTE 2:
Not once has he ever hit on me
IRIS:
HUSH-UP!
ACOLYTE 3:
They’re just like Steel Samurai fanfics, only no one’s gay
Ami Fey!
[They all gather in formation while PEARL goes into MAYA’s room]
ACOLYTES:
Two! Three! Four!
Oh daughter of Kurain
Soon to be fiance
Now that a man chose you
Your life changes today
Make him a happy home
Strive to give him the most
And if he starts to roam
We can haunt him with ghosts!
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man could supersede,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Ami Fey
Ami Fey, you gu-
PEARL: [Comes running out]
She's not here!
[tries to contact a ghost]
Mystic Mia, where’s Mystic Maya?
[ghostly sounds]
She's doesn’t have an engagement outfit?
[ghostly sounds]
She's totally freaking out?
[ghostly sounds]
She’s trapped in the Tunneling Chamber?
[ghostly sounds]
Oh whoops sorry… The Channeling Chamber?!
[They all head for The Channeling Chamber]
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey, dress emergency!
BIKINI:
Don't take The Winding Way!
ACOLYTE 4:
Hey, wait for me!
ACOLYTES:
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize!
ACOLYTE 4:
Ami Fey, you guys!
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey!
[Inside The Channeling Chamber, MAYA is digging through clothes boxes and trying assorted dresses on]
MAYA,
It's almost there but...
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can’t look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave my Nick his pride
So bride is more implied
[The ACOLYTES come in. MAYA turns to them ecstatically]
MAYA: [CONT’D]
Ami Fey
Ami Fey, you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes
Ami Fey you guys
So help me dig through Mia’s old stash
Can’t just wear my old robe and sash
IRIS:
Love should be forever
This is no time to economize
To the mall, you guys!
[They all dash to THE MALL. APRIL MAY is working there now, and eyes MAYA as she enters]
APRIL:
Time to get my revenge on that hippie chick
and her spikey-haired boyfriend!
[APRIL approaches MAYA with a hideous tie-dye dress]
APRIL: [CONT’D]
Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in.
It's perfect for a hippie chick like you.
MAYA:
Right! Look at the pretty color swirls. Is that new?
APRIL MAY:
Uh-huh.
MAYA:
But the thing is, this is an old technique. It’s called tie-dye.
And you didn't just get this in because Mia went through
a phase of wearing these when she first started college.
I saw pictures.
ACOLYTES: [whisper]
Ami Fey
Ami Fey, you guys
MAYA:
I'm not about to buy a vintage dress for my engagement!
ACOLYTES:
Maya saw right through that salesgirl's lies
MAYA:
It may be perfect for a hippie, but I'm not that hippie!
I may be in love but I’m not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes
[The BELLBOY comes running. Seems he works at this shop now too!]
BELLBOY:
Oh my, Maya Fey!
Sorry, our mistake
April, take your break!
Just ignore her
She hasn't been well
Try this!
Latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of those who bring me the press
So I’m gifting you this dress!
MAYA: [Tries it on]
Ami Fey
Ami Fey you guys
This one's perfect and it’s just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
Ami Fey
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey
Ami Fey you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Cause we love you guys!
MAYA:
No, I love you guys!
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey
MAYA:
Ami Fey
ALL:
Ami Fey
You guys!
Ami Fey
Song Here
[PEARL bursts into the training room, where a bunch of acolytes are meditating]
PEARL:
Maya!
He's a lucky guy
Think I’m gonna cry
I have tears all over my scrolls!
At last!
What a legal catch
You're a perfect match
Your special someone everyone knows
Of course he will propose!
IRIS:
Maya!
Honey, don’t you fret
I have no regrets
Bring that ring back
And show it to me!
BIKINI:
A lawyer!
Sure makes the cut!
Are you psyched or what?!
I just wish I could be there to see
PEARL/IRIS/BIKINI:
When he gets down on one knee!
[All the ACOLYTES stand and start celebrating, tossing their prayer beads around and into the air into their excitement]
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey, you guys
Mystic Maya’s gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies
Ami Fey, you guys!
Ami Fey, this is happening
The last daughter of our own Misty
Finally she'll be trying on a huge engagement ring for size
Ami Fey, you guys
Ami Fey!
[PEARL gathers all the ACOLYTES and herds them in order]
PEARL:
Okay,
Everybody signed
Good!
Now fall in line
And we'll start the engagement parade
BIKINI:,
Light candles in single file
Don’t forget to smile
Lose the frown Iris, you look like a maid
IRIS:
Sorry!
BIKINI:
Now prepare to serenade!
[They all line up with candles and march outside single file]
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey
Ami Fey, you guys
Mystic Maya’s gonna win the prize
BIKINI:
SHH!
ACOLYTES:
If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifi...
BIKINI:
SHH!
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey, you...
PEARL:
ACOLYTES, I'M SERIOUS!
ACOLYTE 1:
Maya and Mr. Wright were meant to be
ACOLYTE 2:
Not once has he ever hit on me
IRIS:
HUSH-UP!
ACOLYTE 3:
They’re just like Steel Samurai fanfics, only no one’s gay
Ami Fey!
[They all gather in formation while PEARL goes into MAYA’s room]
ACOLYTES:
Two! Three! Four!
Oh daughter of Kurain
Soon to be fiance
Now that a man chose you
Your life changes today
Make him a happy home
Strive to give him the most
And if he starts to roam
We can haunt him with ghosts!
Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man could supersede,
Our sacred bond of sisterhood
Ami Fey
Ami Fey, you gu-
PEARL: [Comes running out]
She's not here!
[tries to contact a ghost]
Mystic Mia, where’s Mystic Maya?
[ghostly sounds]
She's doesn’t have an engagement outfit?
[ghostly sounds]
She's totally freaking out?
[ghostly sounds]
She’s trapped in the Tunneling Chamber?
[ghostly sounds]
Oh whoops sorry… The Channeling Chamber?!
[They all head for The Channeling Chamber]
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey, dress emergency!
BIKINI:
Don't take The Winding Way!
ACOLYTE 4:
Hey, wait for me!
ACOLYTES:
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize!
ACOLYTE 4:
Ami Fey, you guys!
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey!
Ami Fey!
[Inside The Channeling Chamber, MAYA is digging through clothes boxes and trying assorted dresses on]
MAYA,
It's almost there but...
This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can’t look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave my Nick his pride
So bride is more implied
[The ACOLYTES come in. MAYA turns to them ecstatically]
MAYA: [CONT’D]
Ami Fey
Ami Fey, you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Every time he looks at me its totally proposal eyes
Ami Fey you guys
So help me dig through Mia’s old stash
Can’t just wear my old robe and sash
IRIS:
Love should be forever
This is no time to economize
To the mall, you guys!
[They all dash to THE MALL. APRIL MAY is working there now, and eyes MAYA as she enters]
APRIL:
Time to get my revenge on that hippie chick
and her spikey-haired boyfriend!
[APRIL approaches MAYA with a hideous tie-dye dress]
APRIL: [CONT’D]
Excuse me, have you seen this? It just came in.
It's perfect for a hippie chick like you.
MAYA:
Right! Look at the pretty color swirls. Is that new?
APRIL MAY:
Uh-huh.
MAYA:
But the thing is, this is an old technique. It’s called tie-dye.
And you didn't just get this in because Mia went through
a phase of wearing these when she first started college.
I saw pictures.
ACOLYTES: [whisper]
Ami Fey
Ami Fey, you guys
MAYA:
I'm not about to buy a vintage dress for my engagement!
ACOLYTES:
Maya saw right through that salesgirl's lies
MAYA:
It may be perfect for a hippie, but I'm not that hippie!
I may be in love but I’m not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes
[The BELLBOY comes running. Seems he works at this shop now too!]
BELLBOY:
Oh my, Maya Fey!
Sorry, our mistake
April, take your break!
Just ignore her
She hasn't been well
Try this!
Latest from Milan
Go on, try it on
I take care of those who bring me the press
So I’m gifting you this dress!
MAYA: [Tries it on]
Ami Fey
Ami Fey you guys
This one's perfect and it’s just my size
See, dreams really do come true, you never have to compromise
Ami Fey
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey
Ami Fey you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple this one qualifies
Cause we love you guys!
MAYA:
No, I love you guys!
ACOLYTES:
Ami Fey
MAYA:
Ami Fey
ALL:
Ami Fey
You guys!
Ami Fey