Monty Python-Take Two.
Yup we’re at it again. We’re watching Monty Python, and this time, we’re awake!!!
PRODUCER:
Mark Forstater
ASSISTED BY:
Earl J. Llama
Milt Q. Llama III
Sy Llama
Merle Z. Llama IX\
DIRECTED BY:
40 Specially Trained Ecuadorian Mountain Llamas
6 Venezuelan Red Llamas
142 Mexican Whooping Llamas
14 North Chilean Guanacos (Closely Related to the Llama)
Red Llama of Brixton
76,000 Battery Llamas
From “Llama Fresh” Farms Ltd. Near Paraguay
And
Terry Gilliam & Terry Jones
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut’s tropical
“The swallow can fly south for the winter or the house martin and the plover, yet these are not strangers to our land.”
“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!”
“not at all! It could be carried”
“What a swallow carrying a coconut”
“What? He could grip it by the husk.”
“It’s not a question of where he grips it! It’s a simple question of weight ratios. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut!”
“It doesn’t matter! Go and tell your Master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!”
“Look inorder to maintain air speed velocity a swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second
Please
Am I right?
It doesn’t matter
“But what about an African swallow.”
An African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow
Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?
Then again African swallows are nonmigratory .
So they could bring a coconut back anyway
Wait a minute! Supposing two swallows carried it together?
No, they’d have to have it on a line…
Simple. They just use a strand of crepon.
What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
Why not?
Bring out your dead
Ninepence
Here’s one
Ninepence
I’m not dead
What he’s not ded
Yes he is
He says hes not dead
Yes he is
I’m not
He isn’t
I’m getting better
No you’re not you’ll be stone dead in a moment
I can’t take him like that it’s against regulations
I don’t want to go on the cart
Don’t be such a baby
I can’t take him
I feel fine
Do us a favor
I can’t
Can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won’t be long
I’ve got to get to the Robinson’s. They’ve lost nine today.
When is your next round
Thursday
I think I’ll go for a walk.
You’re not fooling anyone you know
Look isn’t there anything you can do?
I feel haaapppyy!
*Thunk!*
Thanks very much
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Right.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed.
Bloody peasant!
Oh what a giveaway, you hear that?
Stand aside worthy adversary
Tis but a scratch
A scratch?! You’re arm’s off.
No it isn’t.
What’s that then?
I’ve had worse!
You liar
Come on then you pansy.
All right we’ll call it a draw
Come back here you bastards I’ll bite your legs off.
She turned me into a newt!
*looks around* A newt?
Well…I got better.
Explain to me again how sheep’s bladders may be used to prevent earthquakes.
Hey there’s a person…..why is the person thwacking the water??
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!
I blow my nose at you so called Arthur king
I blow my nose at you, you and your silly English “kniggits”
I don’t want to talk to you no more you empty headed food trough wiper.
I fart in your general direction
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
If you do not agree to my commands
mooooooooooo* flying cow.*
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die O brave Sir Robin
He was not all afraid to be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled , Brave Sir Robin
His head smashed in and his heart cut and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
His nostrils raped, his bottom burnt off and his penis
“That’s enough music for now lads.
Looks like there’s dirty work afoot”
He is brave sir Robin,, brave sir robin
“Shut up!”
what do you want”
To fight
“shut up:
Brave Sir Robin ran away
Bravely ran away, away
“I didn’t”
When danger reared its ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled
Brave Sir robin turned about
“I didn’t”
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
I never did!
He beat a very brave retreat
All lies!
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin
I never!
And once again, we're interrupted....bugger all. Oh well. We'll get it done sometime or another. At least neither one of us fell asleep this time! XD
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