Thanksgiving update:

Nov 25, 2004 21:17

The pies were a big success. My stomache is in critical, but stable condition. The cd I made for Elizabeth was all fugly past the 7th song. And I'm hating my job to an extreme level as of right now because I have to be there in 7 hours, so i'm at home watching a movie by myself, waiting to fall asleep, when I'd much rather be munching on more ( Read more... )

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josh_in_610 November 27 2004, 08:42:01 UTC
you're lucky - my family is just plain crazy ...

My brother's retarded and lives with my dad and my stepmom (and her son - who might as well just be named Bobby Hill) in Buford, Georgia (Football-town USA) - my dad met her online playing Hearts (the card game) and they talked on the phone, met twice, and got married in Vegas ... now living together IN Georgia ... My mom's gone through such a hard time, but she's getting over it with all of her crazy "women-gotta-stick-together" friends (including my 7th and 8th grade musical theatre teacher). She literally thinks she is an alien (a Lumarian, to be exact), she has no self control and no public decency, and she now has a boyfriend who was the lead guitarist and vocalist for a band that, for a year and a half, opened for Van Halen - he's also a body builder and a website designer, responsible for the maitanence of a few fetish websites ... that my dad has probably seen, because the last time I checked, he has 2,714 porn video files on his computer including gay, midget, kiddie, and animal porn (he's a first grade teacher) ... and that's just a SMALL look into my IMMEDIATE family. If we went out further, I could tell you all about ADD, terrets syndrome, a few affairs, one or two lawsuits, and incest.

How the HELL am I related to this??

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mithrill November 27 2004, 08:47:07 UTC
i am in awe. and i am glad that you turned out as cool as you are josh. but maybe your coolness is the result of such craziness. who knows? you should write a book about your family.

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josh_in_610 November 27 2004, 09:33:33 UTC
I still haven't decided - book, play, movie, musical? maybe movie musical? Then there's stand up? Or a comic strip?

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mithrill November 27 2004, 20:19:31 UTC
or an abstract movement piece that runs through a park on full moons

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