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Ahahaha um. It's been a while since I've had enough other-people's bastards in the tank to get a party started. So! In the grand tradition of the
three previous installments, let the fourth Bastard Tea Party begin!
Step One: Select one or two of the following characters:
Haymitch Abernathy -- The Hunger Games.
Kirei Kotomine -- Fate/Zero. (And requisite Archer, who I expect will get along with Yuber like peanut butter and chocolate.)
Tyrion Lannister -- A Game of Thrones. For GRRM-is-against-fanfic purposes, let this be considered TV-Tyrion.
Shu -- Suikoden II.
Albert Silverberg -- Suikoden III. (Yuber is in the hall, as usual.)
Vayne Solidor -- Final Fantasy XII. (Gabranth is in the hall, also as usual.)
Step Two: Provide a prompt. One-word, short sentence, "Haymitch and Tyrion have a pun war", all are good. It's also totally cool to ask for characters more than once as long as you change the prompt or the topic.
Step Three: I write a ficbit or scriptbit. (Because the Internet is rather sporadic these days, I may post the things I write in bulk, so prompt away but immediacy may not happen.)
LET THE PARTY BEGIN~
Also the "tea" part of "tea party" may have a loose definition this time around, given the company...
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