Ice Cream Meme

[mithrigil]

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For those of you who do not know, our household has recently come into possession of an ice cream maker.

His name is Gustavus Adolphus Cuisinart, and he is the best kitchen friendSo far, we've made french vanilla, ginger-peach, saffron, cinnamon heath bar crunch, and triple chocolate (aka. sodomy the ice cream), and thus Gustavus has

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[megkips]

Bear Jew from Inglorious Basterds

also ice cream party sounds like the Best Idea Ever

[mithrigil]

BEAR JEW ICE CREAM HAHA OH GOD

Chocolate base, crushed cracker jack with extra peanuts, caramel ribbon.

[megkips]

THIS ACTUALLY SOUNDS REALLY, REALLY DELICIOUS

and i am so glad i didn't ask for landa ice cream

[mithrigil]

Oh but we know what Landa tastes like.

Not so terrible.

help meeeeeeee

[megkips]

ajgfa;lgjafadfdjal WHY AM I LAUGHING GODDAMNIT YOU ARE TERRIBLE AND WONDERFUL

you are so far gone that there IS no help

[mithrigil]

waiter waiter there's a nazi in my porn

and he's talking about shoes

[megkips]

better in your porn than in your ice cream?

i am in tears right now damn you

[mithrigil]

I don't know, the image of a tiny Landa sitting on the churner as it spins and remarking blithely about making sure to wait for the right consistency is suitably more terrifying than goading Aldo Raine into a messy handjob.

[megkips]

is it bad i want to write fic about the adventures of tiny Landa - kitchen guru now?

Because I do.

And this is TERRIBLE