Arya Stark's Little List
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Sers Gilbert and Sullivan are probably roasting on spits in Harrenhall right about now.
As someday it may happen...
Arya Stark’s Little List
As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list,
Of the vilest rogues in Westeros, true villains all around,
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
There’s King Joffrey and Queen Cersei, on their stupid Iron Throne.
That’ll teach him for not leaving my Nymeria alone!
Ser Ilyn and Ser Meryn and Ser Gregor and the Hound-
Well, maybe not the last, he wasn’t bad to have around-
And anyone who comes between my Needle and my fist,
They’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed!
(She’s got them on the list, she’s got them on the list,
And they’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed.)
There’s the Sweetling, and the Tickler, Chiswyck, Polliver, and Weese;
They won’t like me when I’m pissed-I’ve got them on the list.
Also Dunsen and Ser Amory, I’ll stab them in the knees,
And they never would be missed, they never would be missed.
I only might give my aunt Lysa a head start to get away,
And I think a horde of dragons should eat every single Frey.
Uncle Edmure is a coward, I don’t think he’d last the fight,
And the Boltons, and the Greyjoys-except Asha, she’s all right.
And me and Tywin Lannister can never coexist.
He never would be missed-he’d surely not be missed!
(She’s got them on the list, she’s got them on the list,
And he never would be missed, he never would be missed.)
A bigger, redder smile might suit Littefinger well,
I’m no apologist; I’ll put him on the list.
For that arsehole Theon Greyjoy there’s a special place in hell,
And he never would be missed, he never would be missed.
No evil shall escape me, not from Houses great and small,
Baratheons and Kettleblacks, Lannisters of one and all.
There are a few I’d spare, of this abominable mob:
I might not kill The Spider, but I’m glad to take his job.
The last words they all hear will be valar morghulis:
They’d none of them be missed-they’d none of them be missed!
(Valar morghulis, valar dohaeris,
And they’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed!)
.
Sers Gilbert and Sullivan are probably roasting on spits in Harrenhall right about now.
As someday it may happen...
Arya Stark’s Little List
As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I’ve got a little list, I’ve got a little list,
Of the vilest rogues in Westeros, true villains all around,
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
There’s King Joffrey and Queen Cersei, on their stupid Iron Throne.
That’ll teach him for not leaving my Nymeria alone!
Ser Ilyn and Ser Meryn and Ser Gregor and the Hound-
Well, maybe not the last, he wasn’t bad to have around-
And anyone who comes between my Needle and my fist,
They’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed!
(She’s got them on the list, she’s got them on the list,
And they’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed.)
There’s the Sweetling, and the Tickler, Chiswyck, Polliver, and Weese;
They won’t like me when I’m pissed-I’ve got them on the list.
Also Dunsen and Ser Amory, I’ll stab them in the knees,
And they never would be missed, they never would be missed.
I only might give my aunt Lysa a head start to get away,
And I think a horde of dragons should eat every single Frey.
Uncle Edmure is a coward, I don’t think he’d last the fight,
And the Boltons, and the Greyjoys-except Asha, she’s all right.
And me and Tywin Lannister can never coexist.
He never would be missed-he’d surely not be missed!
(She’s got them on the list, she’s got them on the list,
And he never would be missed, he never would be missed.)
A bigger, redder smile might suit Littefinger well,
I’m no apologist; I’ll put him on the list.
For that arsehole Theon Greyjoy there’s a special place in hell,
And he never would be missed, he never would be missed.
No evil shall escape me, not from Houses great and small,
Baratheons and Kettleblacks, Lannisters of one and all.
There are a few I’d spare, of this abominable mob:
I might not kill The Spider, but I’m glad to take his job.
The last words they all hear will be valar morghulis:
They’d none of them be missed-they’d none of them be missed!
(Valar morghulis, valar dohaeris,
And they’d none of them be missed, they’d none of them be missed!)
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