The Couch Comes First

[mithrigil]

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...My girlfriend makes me write porn sometimes. And then she forgets to prompt it for challenges so I can pretend to have an excuse other than "I want Haymitch to get laid. A lot."

This is one of those fics.

Title: The Couch Comes First
Author: Mithrigil
Fandom: The Hunger Games
Characters: Johanna Mason and Haymitch Abernathy
Words: 2100

Comments

[ella404]

Hey, I just wanted to say that I read the hunger games trilogy because of your rec, and loved it. I also love this, because HAYMITCH and JOHANNA. Two of the three characters I basically ship with everyone. With couch porn. *dances*

[mithrigil]

Assuming three of three is Finnick? :grin: Finnick/Annie forever, but I do love writing and reading him with other people, so yeah.

And yay! I'm glad you liked the books so much, and flattered you've enjoyed the fic.

[ultrageekery]

I...wow. This is definitely different from what I usually read. I love it!

[mithrigil]

Thank you! I know it's a rare pair, but I think they'd have fun together at least once.

[ultrageekery]

Thanks to you, I can't help but agree.

[smizily]

...he’s still being too tender, but rough enough that Johanna can ignore it.
Good lord, the emotional constipation, both of them.

That was definitely a hotter pairing than I anticipated. Throw in the couch, and it's an OT3.

[mithrigil]

Throw in the booze and it's an OT4. :grin:

Thank you~ They're both so screwed up, aren't they? I love writing the victor's lounge lizards, how much they care about each other but how little they can afford to show it.

[mithrigil]

Muahahaha. Haymitch's asshole dirty talk was so much fun to write in this.

[lassarina]

--why is this so hot omg. omg. prrrrr.

[mithrigil]

An objective list of some of our shared kinks:

dirty older men
hotheaded young ladies
dirty older men fucking hotheaded young ladies
snark
complicated emotional drama

When you think about it, it's not that strange. :grin:

[lassarina]

No, not at all. It is more the category jump from "Haymitch is awesome but kind of a fuzzy blue dot" to "Haymitch in bed" that confuses me, I think. XD

[mithrigil]

Ah. :smile: To be fair, I have a lot of unfinished fic that promotes him from "fuzzy blue dot" to "hero of another story" to bridge the gaps in my own head.