Oct 28, 2008 14:34
Dear Qwest Marketing,
Please find enclosed one reference from me to expedite your journey to Hell.
Perhaps you don't keep records; let me refresh your memory.
You have already contacted me about an interview. Then you directed me to a retention pond. THEN, after I emailed you, concerned, and was given another address, I was directed to an abandoned office building in a shitball part of town.
Further to this matter, I have discovered Craigslist postings detailing how your interview process is a scam, in which you post a phony job notice, schedule people for nonexistent interviews and, if they manage to find the buildings where you are located, have them fill out surveys instead. There is no job. There never was. Other people, less articulate than I, have posted quite incendiary replies to some of your postings. I note that you have switched tactics, and are no longer posting your fake jobs on Monster, which is why I once again saw a posting and applied for it. Not putting your company name in the posting is sure a great way to fool desperate people, n'est pas?
Now let me tell you something, you wretched motherfuckers: this is a terrible thing to do to people. Jobs are hard enough to find and there are quite literally millions of people out of work in America. I should know, I am one. For you to pull such a bullshit scam proves to me you have failed at humanity, and any protections you might enjoy under the human legal system , I think, should be revoked. You will instead enjoy the same rights and privileges as the grey sludge of dead skin cells and hair that accumulates in my drain, which is to say you will be scoured with bleach and eradicated from existence.
Please also find enclosed a half-off coupon good for one Fucking Yourself. It is only half off because you, as loathsome individuals, should be forced to pay for what everyone else enjoys for free.
Stabs and Lynchings,
Jen