Brief Dispatch from The Couch
Except for a brief foray to have lunch with maelstromsl, today will be a LOT more Fable 2.
I've already--
Designed a massive, muscled female character
Bought a House
Married
Had a child
Found a condom (The game has condoms to protect you from venereal diseases and pregnancy. SERIOUSLY)
Bought a business
Got a job as a woodcutter, a blacksmith, and a bartender
Become famous through my blacksmithing job
Been prepositioned by a Whore (Who are the source of the venereal diseases)
Taught my dog tricks
Been sculpted by an artist
Nathan has--
Committed lots of murders
Killed a rabbit
Stolen
Tried to kill a child but the game prevents it
Been prepositioned by a whore, but he was too ugly to 'seal the deal.'
Been put on parole for public indecency
Broken his parole
It's so awesome.
*********In Other News************
Yesterday's Interview:
The interview went well--it's actually less of a copywriter position and more of a complete 'magazine editing, newsletter producing and flyer writing' job for Martial Arts world, this giant MA dojo. The interviewer said my skills and intelligence mostly had him convinced, but that the owner specifically wanted someone with pro advertising copywriting experience and that he might not even want to meet with me. I kind of don't care--I'm just glad the interview turned out to be legit and not another scam. I Googled the 'Maw MArketing' the guy kept talking about on the phone the other day and couldn't find anything, because I thought it was an ad agency. Ah well.
I'm feeling a lot better about my possibilities freelancing, and I'm going to touch base with Aquent next week to let them know I'm still alive and looking.
Now, I have a woodcutting job that needs leveling up.
I've already--
Designed a massive, muscled female character
Bought a House
Married
Had a child
Found a condom (The game has condoms to protect you from venereal diseases and pregnancy. SERIOUSLY)
Bought a business
Got a job as a woodcutter, a blacksmith, and a bartender
Become famous through my blacksmithing job
Been prepositioned by a Whore (Who are the source of the venereal diseases)
Taught my dog tricks
Been sculpted by an artist
Nathan has--
Committed lots of murders
Killed a rabbit
Stolen
Tried to kill a child but the game prevents it
Been prepositioned by a whore, but he was too ugly to 'seal the deal.'
Been put on parole for public indecency
Broken his parole
It's so awesome.
*********In Other News************
Yesterday's Interview:
The interview went well--it's actually less of a copywriter position and more of a complete 'magazine editing, newsletter producing and flyer writing' job for Martial Arts world, this giant MA dojo. The interviewer said my skills and intelligence mostly had him convinced, but that the owner specifically wanted someone with pro advertising copywriting experience and that he might not even want to meet with me. I kind of don't care--I'm just glad the interview turned out to be legit and not another scam. I Googled the 'Maw MArketing' the guy kept talking about on the phone the other day and couldn't find anything, because I thought it was an ad agency. Ah well.
I'm feeling a lot better about my possibilities freelancing, and I'm going to touch base with Aquent next week to let them know I'm still alive and looking.
Now, I have a woodcutting job that needs leveling up.