From Twitter 05-09-2011: mitdasein

mitdasein

From Twitter 05-09-2011

May 10, 2011 04:01

11:40:58: RT @morgan_murphy: off to see the new anti-semitic Tyler Perry movie, "Jews Control the Madea."
11:46:37: RT @geneweingarten: Was the photo doctored for creepy sexist reasons? No. It's actually creepier than that. http://wapo.st/k53hQy
11:49:15: RT @glutenfreegirl: This Seth Godin piece on the pointlessness of popularity really resonates for me. http://bit.ly/jdT8Pj
12:33:33: RT @this503girl: Who knew Hillary Clinton would ever be considered "too sexy"? I bet she was shocked as fuck.
13:03:31: RT @beep: Tom Hanks is a lot of animals. http://tomhanksimals.tumblr.com/ (via @globalmoxie)
14:00:06: I subscribed to regulatemarijuana's channel on YouTube. http://www.youtube.com/user/regulatemarijuana?feature=autoshare
14:29:02: Series X by Gwenn Seemel - Kickstarter http://t.co/w2wgMgS via @kickstarter
15:08:47: @ heliumcell @emilyvolman I think Clay Walker's nickname should be "Golem" or "Gumby."
15:09:33: @ DemonikaDevour Now that's family values.
15:09:50: @ Giania Mocha=drugs.
15:18:23: I'm not within the delivery range of a single place that will deliver gluten-free pizza. Or Vicodin.
15:20:52: The dilemma of the mildly glutened: should I make it really worth my while?
15:21:05: RT @FilthyRichmond: It seems unethical that my OBGYN won't finish me off
15:32:18: @ DrSnit Well, I did it yesterday, though I didn't realize it for a while and wasn't sure until this morning. So I'd be prolonging the ick.
15:33:31: @ Pubteam Portland. Is there a place in Chicago.
15:38:37: @ DrSnit Yeah, you have reinforced the conclusion I'd reached. But the possibility still whispers in my ear. I really want jellybeans.
15:39:38: @ DrSnit I know. I eat too many. But that's what I'm craving.
15:41:08: @ CKJ411 @mommywantsvodka I totally did not see that before hatching my idea.
16:03:34: @ DrSnit "Cheesecake filling" is a Nobel-prizeworthy product.
16:06:09: RT @scradbraderson: Can you imagine if 'Moist' 'Bush' and 'Hole' toured together... Omg!! The posters would be sooo awesome!
16:37:57: Just watched The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. Not quite sure how I feel about it.
16:42:53: @ MarlaSingar There was a lot that I liked, but I feel sort of unsatisfied. But I'm having an off day all around.
16:44:24: @ MarlaSingar Also, your web site is less pornographic than your Twitter bio would lead one to believe.
16:45:37: @ MarlaSingar I watch a lot of foreign/old/arty stuff. I enjoyed it, but it just sort of seemed like I should be enjoying it more.
16:46:08: @ MarlaSingar I loved the cinematography. I think it may just be my head today.
16:47:31: @ MarlaSingar Then there's mine: http://mynudephotography.blogspot.com/
16:53:31: Two people in one day asked for advice on pinup/boudoir photography… http://post.ly/211bC
16:54:38: @ MarlaSingar I glutened myself a bit yesterday.
16:55:21: @ amyzesbaugh I haven't. I want to, but there are so many copies in the world I'll let one find me.
16:56:30: @ MarlaSingar There's absolutely nothing that I would say should have been any different. I just wasn't as engaged as I could have been,
17:01:33: @ MarlaSingar I watched it subtitles. In principle I prefer subtitles but there's always a trade-off.
17:03:19: RT @SpectralStepDad: we hired a 13 year old architect to design the house. this is The Boob and Vagina And Guns room.
17:03:46: @ DomenicPowell Eric Clapton.
17:10:29: I heart linear perspective.
17:11:28: There aren't enough movies about Asian vampires.
17:12:20: @ MarlaSingar I'd more readily watch, say, an older Italian movie dubbed, since even the original Italian voices were often dubbed afterward.
17:16:41: Old-time movie sets have a stagy blandness that goes especially well with the uncanny, dreamlike banality of The Twilight Zone.
17:21:32: @ alanpdx Well maybe I will. Oh no! Not streaming!
17:23:16: @ suemaden I was alarmingly unironic. The same quality that's just fake in, say, Leave It to Beaver comes off dreamlike in TZ.
17:24:39: @ suemaden It goes with my slowly fermenting theories about cold war culture and American denial. Or something.
17:25:39: @ suemaden True. Sometimes I have trouble even following lush historical period pieces because I just get lost in the ambience.
17:27:39: @ suemaden I suspect Serling soaked up Theater of the Absurd as much as pulp weird fiction.
17:28:16: @ susanorlean Oops. My bad.
17:36:57: @ MarlaSingar It was apparently pretty common both for sound quality and so Fellini or whoever could yell at the actors while they acted.
17:37:14: Seriously, why is my phlegm salty?
17:51:14: This erection isn't mine. I'm just holding it for a friend.
17:53:39: @ Freya80 But you have such nice tweets.
18:03:38: RT @UnseeingEyes: If I never Tweeted again...there will NEVER be anyone who used this medium as effectively, optimistically, & brilliant ...
18:04:21: @ amyzesbaugh I've been keeping it on ice, so it should still be good.
18:09:53: RT @thejohnblog: This guy driving a Kia SOUL is clearly a jerk, because I watch enough TV to know some poor hamster got car jacked today.
18:10:54: @ amyzesbaugh I could ask you the same thing.
18:11:24: RT @Ch8rming: I can't wait to finish this game of Zork so I can finally get rid of my Apple II.
18:34:29: @ amyzesbaugh I'm in it for the long haul.
18:35:41: @ katerz1 I just finished watching Jeopardy. Imma give you spoilerz1!
19:12:17: @ amyzesbaugh Of course I'm a pro. I got my MBA.
19:14:05: @ crhaan I like provoking responses from twitcelebs. That's how I troll.
19:29:04: @ amyzesbaugh You can call me Al Dente.
19:35:05: RT @whatscooking: If you and your kids crave certain foods, there might be a food allergy. For real! http://su.pr/2E4E5h #allergy #kids ...
19:36:21: @ amyzesbaugh Oh, I'm sure you'll phallus leap in no time.
19:38:48: RT @turtlesby: Reliable sources have it that both the Old Spice guy and Señor Dos Equis have pre-ordered; what's your excuse? #JJWVE #Ca ...
19:40:16: @ DailyAdviser Why don't pandas pay taxes?
19:46:10: Little Feces #pooppop
19:46:29: Inpupus #pooppop
19:46:59: The Brown Stripes #pooppop
19:48:24: IntestINXS #pooppop
19:49:16: Ke$hat #pooppop
19:49:38: Brown-Eyed Peas #pooppop
19:50:33: RT @DailyAdviser: Because they ate their mailboxes RT @mitdasein: @ DailyAdviser Why don't pandas pay taxes?
19:51:03: Tori Anus #pooppop
19:51:34: Toilet Dolls #pooppop
19:53:38: Ani DeFranco #pooppop #latinatehumor
19:54:32: RT @Caissie: Big book news. I've decided not to release it after all. KIDDING! Doing a giveaway & you should enter: http://bit.ly/lTWWV9 ...
19:59:06: Scat Stevens #pooppop
20:00:48: If my wife starts wearing flannel and playing softball, I blame Kirstie Alley.
20:02:54: Korn #pooppop
20:03:33: Pinchers of Loaf #pooppop
20:05:47: Splashing Pumpkins #pooppop #graspingatstraws
20:07:56: New Adventures in High-Fiber by RBM #pooppop
20:16:41: I hope the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie is as good as the first eleven.
20:40:09: @ VPace You just think the man should pay. @infinitechicken
20:42:14: @ InfiniteChicken I kea what you mean. @vpace
20:43:01: @ VPace See? I can be subtle. Also, penis.
20:46:41: Beyaz, Beotch! #rejectedslogans
20:48:20: @ InfiniteChicken You're a racist for pointing out that @guan and @?ocoddle are Asian.
20:49:37: @ InfiniteChicken Oops. I didn't mean to imply that @mocoddle is the singer best known for "96 Tears."
20:51:09: @ mocoddle Shuddup. I'm glutened.
20:55:42: @ Kouban I like @?uestlocoddle and The Roots. @infinitechicken @mocoddle
20:58:18: @ mocoddle That's a half-assed answer.
21:01:04: @ InfiniteChicken That's Tangrams. Not to be confused with Engrams. #onlychild
21:04:40: @ Kouban A tit? where? @infinitechicken @mocoddle
21:24:21: L. Ron Paul Harvey Danger Mouse #humancentipedes
21:31:28: Les Paul Simon Rex Harrison Ford #humancentipedes
21:34:01: Les Paul Simon Rex Harrison Ford Maddox #humancentipedes
21:37:08: Biz Markie Marc Anthony Burgess Meredith Brooks & Dunn #humancentipedes
21:37:50: RT @Kouban: .@ mitdasein don't forget the original #humancentipedes: Janice Ian Curtis Mayfield Leslie Gore Vidal Sassoon #ButtholeSurfers
21:39:45: R. Kelly Preston Sturges #humancentipedes
21:48:08: Sandy Duncan Hines Ward Cleaver #humancentipedes
22:06:03: Hey #PDX! Got an event/performance you want on video? I want to play with my new camera.
22:14:37: I need a combination monopod/pimp cane.
22:22:24: @ mocoddle You're a girl.

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