From Twitter 04-26-2011

Apr 27, 2011 04:00




  • 00:03:26: New video with music by Aged Machine! http://t.co/Wd4yKYd
  • 00:21:01: RT @llvvzz: I don't want to brag, but I literally just saw a tweet that was funny.
  • 01:59:11: I uploaded a @ YouTube video http://youtu.be/6bGUyx7UWA4?a April 25, 2011
  • 05:43:23: If I ever ended up on death row, just think how much of an insufferable wise-ass I would be.
  • 11:59:12: @ BillMc7 Don't be silly. Who has one of those stupid horns any more? It's obviously Fran.
  • 12:11:01: Reservoir Dongs #dickflicks
  • 12:12:05: Genital Ben #dickflicks
  • 12:12:58: Lord of the Cockrings #dickflicks
  • 12:13:43: Shaft #dickflicks
  • 12:14:41: Bob & Carol & Head & Phallus #dickflicks
  • 12:17:22: The Glans Menagerie #dickflicks
  • 12:18:35: Hanger 18 #dickflicks
  • 12:21:18: The Silence of the Glans #dickflicks
  • 12:22:55: Penis from Heaven #dickflicks
  • 12:42:06: New video "April 25, 2011" with music by Aged Machine. http://t.co/Wd4yKYd
  • 12:51:42: "Don't give me that civilized look!" - Assault on Precinct 13
  • 12:52:50: RT @pattonoswalt: "You will tell me how to get to Sesame Street." -- Russian hitman
  • 12:54:37: Assault on Precinct 13 is a zombie movie with criminals instead of zombies.
  • 13:18:43: RT @bhockeyjesus: I have a runny nose. If God has a plan for me, I hate the runny nose part.
  • 13:20:20: Jack Ruby Slippers #madeupbands
  • 13:39:40: "That's enough to put hair on a rock." - Assault on Precinct 13
  • 13:58:47: "You're pretty fancy, Wilson." "I have moments." - Assault on Precinct 13
  • 13:59:26: Watching American films from the early 1970s. Because I'm pretentiously unpretentious like that.
  • 15:07:44: RT @YeahImAshley: The number one selling condom is the one named after a civilization where the enemy tricked them to cum inside.
  • 15:08:23: RT @Alan_McCright: Honey? Are the cats ripe yet? http://yfrog.com/h6typmdj
  • 15:08:33: RT @TheInDecider: Surprised Ron Paul has to declare his candidacy for President. Would have thought the free market would just elect him.
  • 15:19:18: RT @matsholberg: Feminism has never threatened anything that didn't deserve to be threatened.
  • 15:24:07: Filmmakers in the 70s seemed a lot more willing to have a speaker not in the frame.
  • 16:25:36: @ Stevenav @ProfessorSnack Have you heard? It's now available without a prescription!
  • 16:56:07: RT @joegarden: "Is there a...MISSUS Adam Richman?" #improbablequestions
  • 16:56:29: RT @elonjames: I also find it hilarious that conservatives think Blacks are so "pro" Dems. Some of us are just "Anti-Evil" which by defa ...
  • 16:59:34: How did I never know about this? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinoceros_(film)
  • 17:00:08: @ introvertedwife It's why I run around naked all the time.
  • 17:02:00: @ introvertedwife I'm thinking of marketing my services.
  • 17:02:38: @ introvertedwife "Nebraska"? You wacky fantasy fans and your make-believe realms.
  • 17:04:26: @ B1ackvelvet That's easy enough to fix. @introvertedwife
  • 17:04:37: RT @Kouban: @ mitdasein @introvertedwife New internet holiday idea: Naked Twitter Day.
  • 19:24:19: @ garythorn I haven't seen that, but I will.
  • 19:25:15: @ garythorn There's also Zombie Strippers, which is a looser adaptation.
  • 19:50:45: Homophobia can eat a hot bowl of dicks.
  • 20:04:03: "I think 10 people on stage singing is just too much sausage." #shitmywifesays #DWTS #NKOTBSB
  • 20:12:42: @ rebisCA I heart stars.
  • 20:16:37: @ ScottFriedstein Badger?
  • 20:26:11: The arrow is the best part. http://twitpic.com/4q04m7
  • 21:08:28: NKOTBSBBQWTFJFKFCKKKLSD
  • 21:10:12: Do lapsed Mormons have LDS flashbacks?
  • 23:20:58: SRSLY NTFLX? http://twitpic.com/4q1gi2


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