11:10:22: @ FilthyRichmond Though that does give whole new meaning to "ribbed for her pleasure."
11:17:45: @ shamroxmysox We should make Silk the new "urban" thing. Hell, if Sprite can convince people they're hiphop, why not Silk?
11:23:07: @ NicMcCool I don't even look at the new follower messages. If people interact in some way, I'll check them out.If they want to lurk, whatevs
11:46:01: RT @jephkelley: Hipsters probably hate it when Google autocompletes something they thought no one had ever Googled before.
11:48:26: I'd love to write a novel about a filmmaker, and then instead of making a movie of the book, make the movies the character makes.
11:50:38: @ NicMcCool My wife doesn't pay much attention, since she knows the funniest parts are just me quoting her.
11:51:48: Can I set up smart filters on Facebook? Like if I don't want my wife to see any of my statuses with the keywords "truck stop"?
12:02:04: If death is just one long dream, then I want to feed my subconscious as much cool stuff as I can while I'm alive.
12:05:16: RT @yoyoha: There's a bird tweeting outside my office window. So far nothing worth a RT.
12:06:57: I'm about to get a video camera. My poor cat.
12:07:42: RT @GeorgeTakei: Kobe's "F*cking f*ggot" slur not "meant to offend." In related news U.S. sorry, fined for internment. #ThatsMrF*ckingF*ggot
12:08:17: RT @shawnries: If you ever find yourself in a PT Cruiser with fuzzy dice, you can stop right there because YOU ARE ALREADY AT THE PARTY.
12:14:18: You better take an extra crack rock, since you're smoking for two now.
12:20:10: I wonder if anyone's ever mounted a video camera inside an umbrella.