Jul 22, 2004 19:20
*Dr. Seuss' Purity Test*
Have you done it on a boat? no
Have you done it with a goat? no
Have you done it in a bed? yeah
Have you done it with the dead? no
Have you done it in the ass? no
Have you done it, high on grass? no
Have you done it in the car? yeah
Have you simply gone too far? no
Have you done it on the beach? yeah
Have you done it with the teach? no
Have you done it on your back? yeah
Have you done it strapped to a rack? no lol
Have you done it in a box? no
Have you done it with a fox? no
Have you done it in a tree? no
Have you done it with more than three? no
Have you done it in the rain? yea
Have you done it for the pain? no lol
Have you done it 'tween the tits? no
Have you done it wearing mitts? no
Have you done it packed in rubber? lol no
Have you done it undercover? yeah
Have you done it on a perch? no
Have you done it in a church? LoL... behind one in the parking lot LmAo
Have you done it with a virgin?no
Have you done it with a sturgeon? no
Have you done it with ropes and chains? kinda
Have you done it while insane? yeah
Have you done it on the stage? no
Have you done it underage? yeah
Have you done it with all your friends? no
Have you done it in both ends? no
Have you done it with your dog? no
Have you done it on a log? no
Have you done it under clamps? no
Have you done it with the lamps? no
Have you done it without style? i dunno?
Have you done it with a smile? always!
Have you done it for all to see? erika! LmAo in the jacuzzi! she thought we where kidding! LoL
Have you ever had VD? huh?
Have you done it on Mother's couch? yeah
Have you done it in your mouth? no
Have you done it while on tape? no
Have you done it out of shape? yeah LoL
Have you done it on live TV? no
Have you done it while you pee? no
Have you done it in the gym? no
Have you done it on a whim? no
Have you done it on a dare? yea
Do you really think we care? Some people yeah! LoL
Answer these and count your "no"s, pray this number never grows;