Just becaues im paranoid doesnt mean their not after me

[mitchell18]

Ok, over the past through mounths, my faimly and I have been feeding the birds. We also started feeding the squirrels b/c they kept eating the bird seed. The only problem was that the squirrels ate at both, so my dad move the bird feeder so the squirls coundnt eat it. Now, dont get me wrong, its funny as hell watching the squirrels fall from the bird feeder b/c they cant get a grip. But now the squirrels are looking at me like they want to kill me. I sware, Im going to wake up one night to find a squirrel on me, with a stick in his hand ready to poke my eye out.
Dont laugh! Its true what they say! Just because your paranoid dosnt mean they'er not after you!