super mega dork
So its like 4 am right now and I've been awake since 7 pm tuesday night, somehow i've just calculated that i've been awake for a little over 34 hours, I rock at life.
So yea (just noticed that i love the word 'so') yesterday went and picked up the big MinDizzle around 1 in the afternoon cause we needed a puntas day out which basiclly involved a trip to hannaford, woo we're insane. Then we came back to my crib and watched Maury (oh no I like Crackers lol) in which we discovered that we're sensitive to little crying white boys, damn us we need to go back to thugs. Perhaps part of the reason I can't sleep is because we started drinking mass amounts of caffeine as soon as we got together cause we're addicts and I had already had some help to stay awake working my overnight thanks to some energy shit which is what kept me up to the afternoon in the first place. Went to the DMV and saw some very hilarious people. Came back to my place, watched some tv, enjoyed our daily greens intake (thanks ma) which is where the true dorkiness began. We drew our boys the hottest pictures ever with our pimpin crayons. Jeff's was actually somewhat decent as we drew him a can of Guinness in front of a shamrock with the irish flag in the background since he's like Irish and shit.
But muahahaha my fireman got the greatest original creation EVER. Yea definently drew him driving a firetruck to a whorehouse that was lit on fire (and we did light the paper on fire for that burnt affect teehee) and wrote him lots of ramblings. I must've already warped his once decent mind because he fregin loved it and was like 'i need to hang this up somewhere', i'm sure his parents would be like 'wtf' if they saw that hanging up on their fridge lol (yes i am a cradle robber as he graduated in '04 and is smart not to live in a community college dorm hence the whole parents house thing). Yea as soon as he walked into my apartment I ran and grabbed it off my coffee table (hey sometimes there is coffee sitting there) did my little 'look what I can do' jump but replaced the words with 'look what I drew you!'. Boo only got like 20 minutes with him last night as he had to go to work last night and it was uber windy and shitty out (Hurricane Punta '06) and he decided he needed a little dunkin donut action (I swear between me and him and mindy we keep the bangor dunkin donuts in business) but whateva whateva I got my fireman hugs and kisses. As long as I get that I'm satisfied. There is this 35 year old bitch (ok she's really nice but grrr) that works overnights that wants him. I will shank her if I ever catch her thinking about looking at him wrong. Think I'm kidding? You will read about it if it happens. I don't care if he's throughly disgusted by her but I sorta gave her a large hint to never speak such words to me again.
Anyway got off track with my adventure yesterday. Actually even before my fireman came over me and punta maria went to home depot since thats where all the cool kids are at and jeff (nice boy) and shane (grr)met us there and we ran around like dorks spying on eachother, then we went and played tag at target, well more like me and mindy went and sat on a couch much like we had gone and sat in the patio section at home depot.
Then I had my fireman time.
Then I met up with mindy again and we went to Super Walmart (also where all the cool kids are at) and harassed our favorite walmart employee. Jeff and Shane and Random Girl met us there for a while, then they finally left so we could go play with all the tooooys and invest in girly pop music (shhh).
I think I will just stay up till 6 or 7 in case my fireman calls me when he gets out of work. He probably won't as I was all like 'i'm so tiiired' at 9:30 last night but hopefully he will be inconsiderate of my sleeping needs. Plus he told me he would call me if he found out some hott work gossip for me so I better be getting a call because I need to know everything that goes on in life...
Sarah
So yea (just noticed that i love the word 'so') yesterday went and picked up the big MinDizzle around 1 in the afternoon cause we needed a puntas day out which basiclly involved a trip to hannaford, woo we're insane. Then we came back to my crib and watched Maury (oh no I like Crackers lol) in which we discovered that we're sensitive to little crying white boys, damn us we need to go back to thugs. Perhaps part of the reason I can't sleep is because we started drinking mass amounts of caffeine as soon as we got together cause we're addicts and I had already had some help to stay awake working my overnight thanks to some energy shit which is what kept me up to the afternoon in the first place. Went to the DMV and saw some very hilarious people. Came back to my place, watched some tv, enjoyed our daily greens intake (thanks ma) which is where the true dorkiness began. We drew our boys the hottest pictures ever with our pimpin crayons. Jeff's was actually somewhat decent as we drew him a can of Guinness in front of a shamrock with the irish flag in the background since he's like Irish and shit.
But muahahaha my fireman got the greatest original creation EVER. Yea definently drew him driving a firetruck to a whorehouse that was lit on fire (and we did light the paper on fire for that burnt affect teehee) and wrote him lots of ramblings. I must've already warped his once decent mind because he fregin loved it and was like 'i need to hang this up somewhere', i'm sure his parents would be like 'wtf' if they saw that hanging up on their fridge lol (yes i am a cradle robber as he graduated in '04 and is smart not to live in a community college dorm hence the whole parents house thing). Yea as soon as he walked into my apartment I ran and grabbed it off my coffee table (hey sometimes there is coffee sitting there) did my little 'look what I can do' jump but replaced the words with 'look what I drew you!'. Boo only got like 20 minutes with him last night as he had to go to work last night and it was uber windy and shitty out (Hurricane Punta '06) and he decided he needed a little dunkin donut action (I swear between me and him and mindy we keep the bangor dunkin donuts in business) but whateva whateva I got my fireman hugs and kisses. As long as I get that I'm satisfied. There is this 35 year old bitch (ok she's really nice but grrr) that works overnights that wants him. I will shank her if I ever catch her thinking about looking at him wrong. Think I'm kidding? You will read about it if it happens. I don't care if he's throughly disgusted by her but I sorta gave her a large hint to never speak such words to me again.
Anyway got off track with my adventure yesterday. Actually even before my fireman came over me and punta maria went to home depot since thats where all the cool kids are at and jeff (nice boy) and shane (grr)met us there and we ran around like dorks spying on eachother, then we went and played tag at target, well more like me and mindy went and sat on a couch much like we had gone and sat in the patio section at home depot.
Then I had my fireman time.
Then I met up with mindy again and we went to Super Walmart (also where all the cool kids are at) and harassed our favorite walmart employee. Jeff and Shane and Random Girl met us there for a while, then they finally left so we could go play with all the tooooys and invest in girly pop music (shhh).
I think I will just stay up till 6 or 7 in case my fireman calls me when he gets out of work. He probably won't as I was all like 'i'm so tiiired' at 9:30 last night but hopefully he will be inconsiderate of my sleeping needs. Plus he told me he would call me if he found out some hott work gossip for me so I better be getting a call because I need to know everything that goes on in life...
Sarah