LOG POST: Niou and Yagyuu
LOG POST: Niou and Yagyuu.
You know the pattern by now, right? >.> Ehehe, happened last Saturday after that whole KIRIHARA BEING A BRAT thing. >D Rated almost-R again, I think. Maybe. Possibly.
Niou: *sneaks up to Yagyuu's house after dark, cradling a carton of eggs in his arms* *is wearing all black* *IS VERY NINJA-ISH* *takes out an egg, tosses it up and down in his hand a few times, then winds up and THROWS IT AT YAGYUU'S WINDOW!!!*
Yagyuu: *was doing his homework when he hears a very disconcerting SPLAT!!!!!!* *marches over to his window to see egg yolk smearing down the glass* *sees Niou through the yolkiness and GETS VERY ANGRY* *slams open his window and sticks his head out* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!
Niou: *curses under breath because he's been SPOTTED* *realizes belatedly that maybe standing out in the open on the front lawn wasn't such a good idea* *pushes that aside and POINTS THREATENINGLY up at Yagyuu* I'm egging your house like I said I would AND YOU BETTER MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OR I'M HITTING YOUR FACE NEXT!!! *grabs another egg, bringing his arm back*
Yagyuu: YOU IDIOT. CAN YOU GET ANY LESS MATURE?!???!? *fumes and kind of turns red in the face* I DARE YOU TO THROW IT. SINCE THAT'LL JUST FIX EVERYTHING I'M SURE. ASSHOLE. *tries to burn a hole through Niou's head using mind control* *is frustrated when it doesn't work*
Niou: *hesitates, but doesn't drop his arm* ...I'LL DO IT! I WILL. YOU BETTER MOVE!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT DOESN'T FIX, IT'S THIS OR PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE!!!
Yagyuu: YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT EITHER. *grips the window sill tightly* WELL? GO ON. THROW THE EGG IN MY FACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Niou: .....FINE. YOU ASKED FOR IT. *rears back and throws the egg AS HARD AS HE CAN*
Yagyuu: *eyes go wide when he realizes that Niou ACTUALLY THREW IT and doesn't dodge quickly enough, the egg making direct contact with his shoulder* ......... *takes a deep breath as the broken shells fall to the floor and the yolk slowly seeps into his shirt* .................................... *slams his window closed and marches downstairs*
Niou: *eyes also go wide because he can't believe he threw it either* *eyes go even MORE wide when Yagyuu disappears* ...Oh shit. *scrambles backwards, hiding behind a tree in the yard*
Yagyuu: *practically rips the door off its hinges as he hurls it open, letting it slam shut behind him, then stomps to the middle of the yard* NIOU-KUN, I KNOW YOU'RE STILL HERE YOU BETTER GET YOUR SORRY ASS IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU.
Niou: *totally isn't using the tree as a shield or anything* *slides to the ground, sitting with his back against the trunk, and breathes VERY QUIETLY* *wonders if Yagyuu can actually destroy him* *doesn't really want to find out* *begins plotting ways to get out of the country*
Yagyuu: *stomps his foot when Niou doesn't listen to him, but he didn't actually expect that to happen* FINE. YOU ASKED FOR IT. *starts walking around his yard, peeking over bushes and such* NIOU-KUN. STOP BEING A COWARD. *ends up right on the other side of the tree*
Niou: *holds his breath* ... *realizes he really IS being a coward and decides to go for the element of surprise* *stands up quickly and jumps out from behind the tree, brandishing another egg from the carton* Come anywhere near me and I WILL hit you again!
Yagyuu: *spins around quickly and holds his arms in front of his face just in case Niou was going to launch another egg* ... *lowers them slowly when he doesn't* ... *instead goes right up to Niou and shoves him really, really hard* YOU COMPLETE ASSHOLE!
Niou: *stumbles back, still holding the carton protectively in one arm* *glances quickly at the egg he was holding in his other hand, then back at Yagyuu* I'm NOT an asshole! *shoves Yagyuu with that hand, crushing the egg all over his clean shoulder* *glares* Not sure if you noticed, but you have egg all over you. *wipes his hand off down the front of Yagyuu's shirt*
Yagyuu: *sputters and scowls, looking down at his shirt angrily* This shirt costed a lot, you IDIOT! GIVE ME THOSE STUPID EGGS. *lunges for the carton, grabbing and holding Niou's free arm away from him, his other hand going for the carton*
Niou: NO--! *tries to twist out of Yagyuu's grip, spinning away and holding the carton close to his chest* Get OFF of me!!
Yagyuu: GIVE. ME. THE EGGS!!! *tries to step on Niou's foot and trip him, switching directions and reaching around Niou's other side for the eggs*
Niou: *TRIPS, but catches himself himself on the next step* *looks over his shoulder at Yagyuu, narrowing his eyes* FINE. You want them? *flicks open the top of the carton and spins around* THEN HAVE THEM. *smashes the whole thing against Yagyuu's chest*
Yagyuu: .................. *reaches up and wipes up some of the yolk that's slowly sliding down his chest and stomach* ......... *starts shaking his head slowly* ............ *looks up at Niou and keeps staring at him calmly* .............. *flicks his wrist suddenly and flings the egg in his hand into Niou's face and hair, an innocent smile growing on his face*
Niou: *flinches when the egg hits him* ...... *slowly reaches up to wipe the yolk off his face, looking back at Yagyuu* Oh no you did not. *lunges forward suddenly, grabbing Yagyuu's shirt with one hand so he can't move and scooping up more of the yolk with his other hand* *slaps his hand down on Yagyuu's head, ruffling his hair and smearing the egg around* Hah!
Yagyuu: HEY--! *grabs Niou's hand and pulls it away from his head roughly* *takes some more of the egg and reaches over Niou's shoulder, shoving it under Niou's shirt and smearing it all over his back*
Niou: *squeaks - IN A VERY MANLY WAY - and jumps back out of Yagyuu's grip* *starts squirming and bouncing around* Oh GROSS. Eww, oh my god oh my god gross gross gross!!! Augh, it's all SLIMY.
Yagyuu: Serves you right! *reaches up and touches his own hair, wanting to cry because it's half dry now and there's EGG CRUST IN HIS HAIR* I can't believe you RUBBED IT INTO MY HAIR.
Niou: *pauses in the act of trying to shake out his shirt, which isn't actually helping at all* You deserved it!
Yagyuu: I deserve -- *splutters* - I DESERVED IT?!?! *flails at his own chest angrily* Because it's not like you hadn't completely RUINED MY SHIRT AT THAT POINT.
Niou: *glances at Yagyuu's shirt* ... *feels a teeeeeny bit guilty* *HIDES IT and scoffs instead* Not like it won't wash out.
Yagyuu: *takes a few steps forward and points a finger in Niou's face* You -- I -- AUGH!!! *spins around and goes to run a hand through his hair and gets angry when he can't because it's STUCK TOGETHER WITH DRIED EGG*
Niou: *glowers and crosses his arms, looking off to the side* This is all your fault.
Yagyuu: *whirls around again and opens his mouth, but doesn't say anything* *makes a frustrated sound and looks the opposite way*
Niou: Yeah. YEAH. WHAT. See, it totally is! *sticks his tongue out at Yagyuu's back*
Yagyuu: *whips his head around and glares at Niou, then suddenly reaches forward and fists the collar of Niou's shirt, pulling him forward* I said I apologize! I said it five thousand times!
Niou: *brings his hands up, grabbing Yagyuu's wrist* For ONE thing. Which I'm STILL MAD ABOUT but am possibly willing to eventually over look maybe - but I'm pissed at the other thing, too!
Yagyuu: Oh, so you can get angry at me over anything, but I can't get angry back? That's how it's going to work? *tightens his grip even more*
Niou: *scowls, digging his nails into Yagyuu's skin* You're angry at crap that DIDN'T HAPPEN. *pulls hard at Yagyuu's hand, yanking him away from his shirt* And I still don't know why you BELIEVE it all! *stomps a few feet away*
Yagyuu: *grimaces but doesn't make a sound, only rubs at his wrist afterwards* I was angry that you acted like I did the worst thing in the world! *scowls at Niou's back*
Niou: *spins around* It WAS the worst thing in the world! At the time! When I first found out about it from KAIDOH of all people because you wouldn't TELL me-- *shuts up abruptly and huffs* *kicks at the ground* ...It was mostly a shock to the system.
Yagyuu: *throws his arms up* I knew you would be mad, okay? I probably knew when I did it that you would be mad, but I was angry at those idiots for insulting Yukimura so yeah, it was my idea. I just -- *swallows and rubs the back of his neck* I knew you were going to be angry at me either way. *shrugs and keeps his eyes focused on the ground*
Niou: *crosses his arms and glares* You didn't have to switch with him. You could have just played NORMALLY.
Yagyuu: It was to help us win easier later. *looks up and sighs* I'm SORRY. Do you want to stay here and listen to me say that for the entire night? Will that make you less mad?
Niou: No. *kicks at the ground again* ... *scowls* Alright, ALRIGHT. I'm sorry I made such a huge fuss about it, just - that's OUR thing. *pouts* But fine. Okay. I'll drop it. For now.
Yagyuu: That's not - I don't - don't just drop it when it still bothers you. That's not what I want. *rubs a hand over his face, then takes two steps towards Niou* I just... don't know what else you want me to say or do. *shoves his hand in his pockets* ... I felt horrible about it afterwards.
Niou: *doesn't move, just shifts his weight from foot to foot* It's not - that's not even what I was really mad at. Well...no. Okay, it's a huge part of it, obviously, but the other thing-- *looks at Yagyuu* I mean really - Yanagi? PLEASE tell me you didn't actually believe all that and you were just being a huge jerk.
Yagyuu: I - that - no, okay. I didn't. That was just - it was nothing. *digs his foot into the ground and looks away* I was just frustrated.
Niou: *glares* Frustrated...and being a huge jerk.
Yagyuu: Okay, so being frustrated makes me a big huge jerk, alright?! Happy??? *crosses his arms and sulks a little*
Niou: *grins suddenly, clasping his hands behind his back and rocking back on his heels* Yes.
Yagyuu: Look, I said I was -- *stops abruptly* What? *blinks at Niou* .... Yes?
Niou: *walks over and shoves Yagyuu's shoulder* Brazilian techniques indeed. AS IF I would go for something like that when I have...uh. *waves his hand absently* Whatever it is you can do. *frowns slightly* Going off at me like that when you KNOW I've liked you for - awhile. THAT pissed me off.
Yagyuu: *blushes a little as he chews on his lip* I already admitted that I acted stupid, alright? *reaches up hesitantly and wipes up some of the dried egg on Niou's forehead* ... I don't like when you're mad at me. Amazing concept, I know.
Niou: *faces softens* And I don't like BEING mad at you, but when you do dumb things-- *takes a deep, shutting his eyes and waving his hands* Okay, no. I'm done. Sorry. *opens his eyes again* Forgive and forget, right? Or forgive and save for blackmail to use later, anyway. *smirks*
Yagyuu: *glares half-heartedly* If you dare, I really will hurt you. *blinks* Hey, what was all that you said before I, you know, *mumbles* actedlikeajerk? Something about if you hadn't asked me out.
Niou: ...Um. *takes a step back* It probably wasn't anything, not a big deal at all, don't even worry about it. *shifty eyes*
Yagyuu: *frowns and takes a step forward, not letting Niou get away* What have I said about your lying skills, Niou-kun? Tell me.
Niou: *takes another step back* I don't even remember what I said.
Yagyuu: *follows again* You stopped capslocking at me and said something about if I would've liked you had you not asked me out. *crosses his arms*
Niou: *looks away, picking at the dried egg in his hair* Ah, well, there you go. See, you remembered, you didn't need me to say it. *aljdhfas*
Yagyuu: Why did you say something like that?
Niou: *makes a frustrated sound* I don't know! It just...came into my head, I don't usually worry about it! Just ignore it.
Yagyuu: *ignores the ignoring comment* Usually? So you've worried about it before.
Niou: Not - no. *huffs* It doesn't matter, right? Because I DID ask you out and you like me now so...it doesn't matter!!
Yagyuu: *grabs Niou's wrist and squeezes it tightly* Niou-kun. Anytime you say it doesn't matter, it does.
Niou: *rolls his eyes* It's not a big deal. So I've thought about it before. It doesn't change anything!
Yagyuu: *squeezes even harder* But it obviously bothers you, so just say it!
Niou: There's nothing to say! *tugs against Yagyuu's grip* Sometimes I just wonder what would've happened if I hadn't done anything!
Yagyuu: *relaxes his grip and lets Niou's hand fall away* ... I'm not here out of obligation if that's what you're implying.
Niou: I'm not implying anything, I SAID it wasn't important. *rubs his wrist* I could play the 'what if' game all night long - you like me now, right?
Yagyuu: *stares at Niou blankly* I liked you before, too.
Niou: Yeah, see? That's all that matters-- *stops* ... *blinks* What?
Yagyuu: *gets a little uncomfortable* What do you mean, what? *looks away*
Niou: When did - what? WHEN before? How long??
Yagyuu: *mumbles* .............Yououbleatchithanagi.
Niou: .......Okay. *raises an eyebrow* Now again in a language I actually speak?
Yagyuu: *sighs loudly and looks back at Niou* .... Your doubles match with Yanagi. Alright? *presses his mouth into a straight line before shoving his hands into his pockets and walking over to sit against the tree*
Niou: ...Oh. *does the math in his head, frowning* That's - what the hell? *walks over and stands in front of Yagyuu, hands on his hips* You couldn't have SAID anything?
Yagyuu: *picks at the grass and throws it at Niou's feet* Do I look like the sort?
Niou: Hmm. *chews on his lower lip, then abruptly sits down beside Yagyuu* I've still liked you longer.
Yagyuu: *snorts, then goes quiet again* It's also why I acted like I did even though I knew Akaya was just being a brat like always.
Niou: *grins a bit* Possessive much?
Yagyuu: *reaches over and shoves Niou's shoulder* Shut up.
Niou: *laughs, then goes quiet* ...Your singles match.
Yagyuu: *glances over briefly, picking at the grass again* What about it?
Niou: *leans his head back against the tree* That's when I started liking you. *grins* I beat you by thirty minutes.
Yagyuu: *blinks, then smiles to himself* *clears his throat* Whatever.
Niou: *snorts* Whatever yourself. *glances at Yagyuu, then winces* ...There's still egg all over your shirt.
Yagyuu: *frowns* Thanks for reminding me. *looks over at Niou* I'm sure there's also egg all over your back.
Niou: *wrinkles his nose and squirms slightly* There is. And it's all dry and itchy now. Gross.
Yagyuu: *sighs and gets up* I suppose you want to use my shower again.
Niou: Heh. *looks sheepish* If you don't miiiind.
Yagyuu: *rolls his eyes but holds his hand out anyway*
Niou: *takes it, letting Yagyuu pull him up*
Yagyuu: *threads their fingers together, then tugs on his hand, dragging Niou into the house*
Niou: *keeps his eyes on their hands* I'm surprised no one yelled at us to shut up.
Yagyuu: *heads up the stairs* My neighbors are idiots. They were probably watching instead.
Niou: Watching? *snorts* We put on that good a show?
Yagyuu: *glances back over his shoulder* You threw eggs at me. Repeatedly.
Niou: ..........Ehehehe. *sticks his tongue out* The look on your face was kind of funny.
Yagyuu: Yeah? *turns into the bathroom* Well, you should think about styling your hair with raw egg all the time. *glances at the mirror, trying not to cry over his shirt*
Niou: My hair? *gasps suddenly, shoving Yagyuu out of the way and leaning in towards the mirror* Oh my GOD. *stares slack-jawed at his reflection, then whimpers* Augh, that is so nasty. How dare you. *hovers a hand over his bangs, like he isn't sure if he really wants to touch them or not*
Yagyuu: *snickers a little, taking off his glasses and setting them on the counter* A least I didn't RUB IT INTO YOUR SCALP like this. *proceeds to reach over and ruffle Niou's hair, some of the dried egg actually flaking off*
Niou: *harrumphs, batting Yagyuu's hands away* You threw it at my FACE, how else was I going to retaliate? *turns around, lifting his shirt up and looking over his shoulder into the mirror so that he can see his back* Ergh.
Yagyuu: You crushed the ENTIRE THING against my chest. Your face isn't equal retaliation for that? *leans over and looks at Niou's back* The yellow streaks are a sexy look.
Niou: *flat voice* I look diseased. *practically tears his shirt off, dropping it on the ground* And I say again - GROSS.
Yagyuu: You are diseased. *unbuttons his own shirt using as few fingers as possible, and watching it fall off heavily* No. That's gross.
Niou: Shut up. *pokes at Yagyuu's shirt with his foot* ...Yeah. That is. Your mom's going to wonder what the hell happened.
Yagyuu: My mom won't wonder anything. You're going to wash my shirt. *looks at Niou pointedly*
Niou: ......... *raises his eyebrows* Oh really.
Yagyuu: *stands up a bit straighter* You're the one who ruined it.
Niou: *sputters* You - but you deserved it! You TOTALLY had it coming!
Yagyuu: I would've forgiven one egg, maybe two - BUT YOU THREW AN ENTIRE DOZEN AT ME.
Niou: ............It was an accident? *shifty eyes*
Yagyuu: Why do you even bother? *goes to undo his belt* ... *stills*
Niou: *oblivious* Hah, it was worth a try.
Yagyuu: *laughs nervously, then places his hands at his sides, proceeding to stand there awkwardly*
Niou: *blinks* ...What? Are you going first? *hops up onto the counter* I can wait.
Yagyuu: ... Are you going to... wait there?
Niou: *blinks again* Why, are you gonna be awhile? I already showered today, I just want to get the egg off.
Yagyuu: ... *slowly moves his hand back to his belt, this time unbuckling it* ... So you're going to wait there?
Niou: *eyes zoom in on Yagyuu's belt, widening slightly* ...Oh. Well. *absently picks up the hand soap bottle, fiddling with it* I mean, it's nothing I haven't seen in the locker room. *fumbles, dropping the bottle, then hastily picks it up and puts it back where he got it from* Um, but I can wait in your room if you want. *stands up*
Yagyuu: I - whatever you want to do. *clears his throat and looks down* I mean. You did say. Locker room right. Just like a locker room. Except - yes.
Niou: ... *slowly sits back down* I won't look. *turns his head away, twirling his rattail*
Yagyuu: Right. *unbuttons his pants* Do you want to - I mean - that is, er. *skldkdsjf* Nevermind. *taps his fingers against his leg*
Niou: *looks back at Yagyuu, then at his pants, then quickly away again* Want to what?
Yagyuu: The um. The shower. *waves his hand towards it quickly* It er. I think it can, you know, fit... two. *slkdjfksdfj*
Niou: ..........Ah. *stares at the shower* Fits two. Right. *swallows* Are you asking?
Yagyuu: *replies quickly* Only if you want me to ask. *chews on his lip*
Niou: *taps his fingers against his leg* ...Just showering...right?
Yagyuu: Yes - right. I mean. Waiting for me to finish with you know, egg on your back would probably be uncomfortable. Right? *smiles nervously*
Niou: *nods* It IS annoying... *takes a deep breath, then lets it out slowly* ...Okay. Sure. Shower. Yes. *jumps off the counter* Good.
Yagyuu: Right. Okay then. *continues to stand there awkwardly* Erm. *looks everywhere except at Niou*
Niou: ... *laughs nervously* Well. *shrugs, then unbuttons and unzips his jeans* *pauses* *glances at Yagyuu*
Yagyuu: ... *hovers his hand over the zipper* ... Ohmygodwhatever. *quickly unzips his pants and shoves them down, then kicks them off to the side* ...
Niou: ...... *snorts, carefully averting his eyes* Right. *does the same thing and kicks off his jeans, then hooks his thumbs under the waistband of his boxers* Not a big deal, right? *grins, then shucks those off too*
Yagyuu: *eyes widen when he realizes that Niou is now kind of naked in front of him* Uh.... er. Not a.... *goes over to the toilet and lowers the cover before sitting down, covering his face with his hands*
Niou: *huffs, crossing his arms and attempting to look like he's totally okay with standing there in the buff* *which he MOSTLY is, actually, coz he's used to it, just that Yagyuu's the only other person there now and aljshflkajsdfas* Problem? *reaches into the shower, starting the water*
Yagyuu: *laughs nervously, then talks into his hands, voice all muffled* No, haha, no problem. We're just in a bathroom. And you're naked. And we're going to shower. Together. Naked. And I like you. And you're naked. Shower. Hahahaha. Oh my god.
Niou: *grins in an embarrassed sort of way, face going red* It was YOUR idea, you know. Pretend there's a wall between us like in the locker room or something. *steps half into the shower* Or sit out there and I'll go first. *disappears behind the curtain and calls over the water* Or suck it up and get in here!
Yagyuu: Right. *takes a deep breath then stands up and tugs off his boxers* Right. *stands on the other side of the curtain for a few seconds before pulling it back and stepping inside quickly, before he can change his mind* *opens his mouth to say something, but decides against it, instead reaching up and putting his hand on Niou's back*
Niou: *jumps slightly, tensing up, then forces himself to relax* *tips his head back, letting the water spray hit his face, and swallows* ...The egg's getting all runny again.
Yagyuu: Yeah. I uh. It looks like it is. *uses the water running down Niou's back to wash away the egg, his hand moving over Niou's skin slowly, but deliberately*
Niou: *stays very still, then abruptly reaches for the soap* *twists around and shoves it into Yagyuu's hand, eyes sweeping over him once before he spins back around again, face burning* Use that.
Yagyuu: *too busy trying not to drop the soap to notice what Niou is doing* *slides the soap side to side across Niou's back, all the way down he gets to Niou's waist where he promptly chokes, setting the soap back down quickly so he can return his hands back up to Niou's shoulders, working up a lather*
Niou: *chews on his lip as Yagyuu's hands slide across his back, trying not to squirm too much* *breathes shakily and doesn't know what to do with his hands, so he just grabs the shampoo bottle, pouring some into his palm*
Yagyuu: *knows that he can only lather Niou's back for so long before it becomes ridiculous* Um. Do you - er, want to turn around or. Your back, I mean. *shuts up and starts drawing random squiggles against Niou's back*
Niou: *jerks because that TICKLES and spins around* Oy-! *stops abruptly* Er. *stares at Yagyuu* *concentrates VERY HARD on not letting his eyes wander* ...Ahaha. Right. My back. I'll just- uh. *looks up towards the ceiling, bringing his hands to his hair and scrubbing the shampoo in* I'll...finish up so you can have the water.
Yagyuu: *pulls his hand back quickly and watches Niou not-watch him for a bit, then suddenly finds his own hands pulling away Niou's to wash his hair for him* ... *turns super red, and refuses to look at Niou's face as his fingers start massaging his scalp*
Niou: *blinks, eyes going wide as they snap back down to look at Yagyuu's face* *has his hands sort of hovering in the air for a moment, then reaches behind him and finds the shampoo bottle again*
Yagyuu: *continues to avoid Niou's gaze, instead making sure that all of his hair is covered in lather, then plays with it, slicking all of Niou's hair back* ... *snickers a little since it looks ridiculous*
Niou: *can feel him messing around and gives him a LOOK, then sticks his tongue out at him* I'm doing yours. *squirts some shampoo into his hand then reaches up and starts lathering up Yagyuu's hair*
Yagyuu: *blinks* ...Fine. *says so even though Niou has already started* *continues to mess with Niou's hair while his is being washed, this time giving Niou a mohawk* I don't know whether this is better or worse than your current hairstyle.
Niou: Nothing beats the way it looks now. *grins* Although, I could give it a try sometime. Wouldn't the school just looooove that. *spikes up Yagyuu's hair all over his head* And you should wear yours like THIS.
Yagyuu: *frowns* I prefer my hair to be less than an inch away from my head. *presses Niou's hair back down* You can rinse now if you want. *continues to runs his fingers through Niou's hair anyway*
Niou: *ignores the hair comment* I'll buy you some hair gel and one day we'll go crazy. It'll be GREAT. *reaches up and takes Yagyuu's hands, threading their fingers, then steps back so he's under the shower spray a bit more* *tugs Yagyuu with him, tipping his head back*
Yagyuu: I'm not making my hair look like it got put through a blender. Wearing your wig is bad enough. *takes a step closer to keep from losing his balance* *carefully runs his hands through Niou's hair, rinsing it out as well while making sure none of the shampoo gets into his eyes*
Niou: The wig suits you. *closes his eyes at the feel of Yagyuu's hands on his head* I guess I like your hair as it is, though. You manage to pull off boring rather well. *smirks*
Yagyuu: *scowls* My hair is not boring, it's normal. Something that I wouldn't expect you to know anything about. *lowers and wraps his arms around Niou's neck loosely*
Niou: That's because normal IS boring, Yaaagyuu. *opens his eyes again and grins* *brings his hands up, gripping Yagyuu's arms lightly, and then carefully turns them around so that Yagyuu is the one under the water* Your turn.
Yagyuu: *closes his eyes when he is pushed under the showerhead, sliding his hands to Niou's shoulders and resting them there* You can call it boring, I call it not asking for trouble.
Niou: *brushes Yagyuu's hair back out of his face so the suds don't run into his eyes* Yeah, well. I never get into any trouble so I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yagyuu: *blinks open his eyes and wrinkles his nose at Niou* Fine. We can switch again this week and I'll get in trouble for you.
Niou: As long as we stay switched for the punishment bit, SURE. *grins at Yagyuu, then lets it fade slightly* ...You look like a waterlogged cat. *tentatively rests his hands on Yagyuu's hips*
Yagyuu: *frowns petulantly* Thanks. It's the style I was going for. *shifts his weight from foot to foot* So. You're all clean now?
Niou: *nods* I am EGG FREE. Thank god.
Yagyuu: That's good. *nods too* So am I, I think.
Niou: *nods some more* Good! Good. So we're clean. That's good.
Yagyuu: Right. Yes. *clears his throat* So we should probably. I don't know. Something. Yes.
Niou: Something... *bites his lower lip for a moment, then suddenly leans forward and kisses Yagyuu, being super careful to keep his hips a SAFE DISTANCE away*
Yagyuu: *eyes widen briefly and he tightens his grip on Niou's shoulders a bit before relaxing and kissing him back, wrapping one arm around Niou's neck again and leaning in awkwardly*
Niou: *slides one hand up Yagyuu's chest, keeping the other at his waist, and smiles against Yagyuu's mouth as he moves in a little closer to deepen the kiss*
Yagyuu: *brings his other arm up around Niou's neck, sighing softly into his mouth as he parts Niou's lips just barely with his tongue, sliding over his bottom lip teasingly*
Niou: *moans a bit, opening his mouth wider and meeting Yagyuu's tongue with his own* *snakes his arm around Yagyuu's back, splaying his hand flat against his skin and pressing him closer*
Yagyuu: *tightens his arms around Niou's neck as he's tugged in, tilting his head slightly* *pulls back a little, panting against Niou's mouth, and swallows before placing lighter kisses on Niou's lips*
Niou: *breathes shakily as Yagyuu kisses him, trailing his other hand up Yagyuu's side* *without thinking, wraps that arm around Yagyuu's back too and pulls them flush together, trying to draw him into a deeper kiss again -- then freezes abruptly* ........
Yagyuu: *leans back a little and blinks at Niou* What is -- *blinks some more* ... *tenses as well, chewing on his lip, but can't seem to get any of his limbs to move, so he just simply stays there* *pressed against Niou* *all of him* *against Niou* ....
Niou: *eyes go wide* Um. *swallows and tries not to move too much* *or even breathe, really* *sucks at that, though, and ends up squirming a little, arms slipping lower behind Yagyuu's back* .....I - gah. *can't make himself pull away, so just laughs nervously instead*
Yagyuu: *bites down on his lip hard enough to hurt and makes a half-squeaking, half-choked noise, then buries his face against Niou's neck* Er. Niou-kun. *tries to breathe somewhat normally instead of whatever breath-holding thing he's attempting at the moment, which mostly ends up as one big gasp when his lungs start to hurt*
Niou: *slowly clenches his hands into fists against Yagyuu's back, sucking in a huge breath and swallowing again* *bites back a groan and squeezes his eyes shut, mouth opening and closing a few times as he tries to talk* Erm...so, um. Oops? *lajhlfkasd*
Yagyuu: *lifts his head to rest it against Niou's temple, breathing still somewhat shallow* *shifts his weight just slightly, then realizes that was a bad idea* .... *lksdjflksjf* .... Are you - that is - um. *laughs nervously* Oh my god.
Niou: *makes a weird, gurgling sort of sound that's something like a verbal keysmash* ...Ahahahaaaa oh my god - nggh, I'm fine, this is - er. *akljhfasd* ...Right. *steels himself, opening his eyes, and pulls back very slightly, releasing a breath as he does*
Yagyuu: *slides a hand down and clamps it over Niou's shoulder* Don't move like that! *slowly moves both his hands down to rest on Niou's waist, thumbs digging into his skin possibly a little too hard* Ha... um. *finally works up the courage to actually LOOK at Niou*
Niou: *blinks back at Yagyuu, then abruptly shifts his gaze off to the side, cheeks going red* ...WELL. *brings his hands around and grips Yagyuu's biceps* .......We're going to use up all the hot water. *pauses* *mutters* But that might be a good thing.
Yagyuu: *takes a deep breath, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment before opening them, then moves his face into Niou's line of sight again, resting their foreheads together to keep Niou from looking away* *barely touches his mouth to Niou's* I'm going to kiss you.
Niou: *eyes widen a bit as he looks at Yagyuu, then swallows, nodding faintly* Yeah. Okay. That'd be good. Do that.
Yagyuu: *nods and licks his lips quickly* Okay. I'll just -- *crushes his mouth against Niou's, kissing him somewhat desperately, and pushes against Niou's hips with his hands to turn and shove him against the shower wall, his mouth leaving Niou's only once and very briefly for air, just enough to continue kissing Niou hard and fast*
Niou: *makes a muffled sound of shock against Yagyuu's mouth as he's slammed against the shower wall, eyes going ridiculously wide and fingers digging into Yagyuu's arms* Yag---! *gets cut off when Yagyuu kisses him again, and blinks once, twice, then sort of grunts and gives in, eyes sliding shut and arms moving to wrap tightly around Yagyuu's neck as he kisses him back just as eagerly*
Yagyuu: *shoves a leg in between Niou's and pushes him up against the wall even more, snaking one arm around Niou's waist, his other hand reaching up to cup his face as best as he can with Niou's arms around his neck* *pulls back for air again, but then starts kissing Niou's jaw instead, tongue darting out every once in a while to trace circles against his skin*
Niou: *arches away from the wall, pressing against Yagyuu, head falling back a bit as he gasps loudly* *drags his nails across Yagyuu's back with one hand, clinging to his shoulder with the other* Y-Yagy-- *gasps again, feeling a little light-headed - though whether from the hot water or Yagyuu's leg between his he isn't sure - and brings a hand to Yagyuu's chin, tipping his head back up so he can kiss him again, just as desperately as the last time*
Yagyuu: *hisses softly before biting down on his lip, then meets Niou's mouth easily, fingers curling around the back of Niou's neck to keep him close* *practically forces his tongue between Niou's lips, running it along the inside of his bottom lip, and he moans softly as he shifts his hips just slightly*
Niou: *groans against Yagyuu's mouth, finding Yagyuu's tongue with his own and twisting them together, tightening his own hand around the back of Yagyuu's neck* *breaks away with a gasp when Yagyuu moves against him, pressing his forehead against Yagyuu's and chewing his bottom lip, panting*
Yagyuu: ... *swallows and breathes out shakily, placing his hands lightly on Niou's chest* Niou-kun, I -- um. *takes another deep breath* If you don't want to, you should say it now because I think in about 30 seconds, I won't have much self-control left. Because um, *squeezes his eyes shut* you're naked, and wet, and I like you, and did I mention naked? I mean, I'm naked too, but I don't really care as much about that as your... naked. Ness. *opens his eyes again and looks at Niou hesitantly*
Niou: *looks back at Yagyuu, still biting his lower lip* *shifts his gaze away for a moment, taking Yagyuu's hands as he does and threading their fingers, then looks back* ...We need to stop meeting in your bathroom. *swallows nervously* It's not that I don't WANT to, I just-- *makes a frustrated sound before leaning in and kissing Yagyuu quick and hard, then pulls back and turns away abruptly, hitting the shower nob and turning it all the way to COLD*
Yagyuu: *blinks dazedly at Niou's back, then reaches forward to grab one of Niou's hands again* I get it. It's f-- *eyes widen and he stumbles back as far as the tub will go* OH MY GOD. COLD. COLD. HOLY. *slkdjflksdjf* *rips open the curtain and jumps out of the shower, grabbing a towel and wrapping it around himself, this time really looking like a waterlogged cat*
Niou: *flinches as the water hits him, then hears Yagyuu freaking out and looks over his shoulder in time to see him scramble out of the shower* ... *can't help snickering, but then shivers again and scowls at the showerhead before quickly shutting it off* *sticks his head outside the shower curtain* Er - sorry. Heh. Hey, can you hand me a towel-- *blinks when he sees Yagyuu* ... *starts cracking up* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yagyuu: *scowls at Niou, frowning deeply, but reaches for a towel anyway, and throws it hard at Niou's face* BE QUIET. *shivers and wraps the towel around him tighter, walking over to the toilet and sitting on it, pulling his legs and feet up so he can wrap them in the towel as well*
Niou: *catches the towel, still snickering, and wraps it around his waist before stepping out of the shower* *wrings the water out of his hair, looking at Yagyuu* I, uh...needed to cool off. Erm. *shifty eyes*
Yagyuu: *rests his chin on his knees and keeps scowling* You could've given a WARNING. Or asked if I NEEDED IT. *looks away and mumbles* WhichIdid -- but I STILL WOULD'VE APPRECIATED A WARNING.
Niou: *grins* Warnings are no fun, they take the surprise out of things! *walks over to Yagyuu and leans down, giving him a slow but short kiss before pulling back* Right? *straightens up and ruffles Yagyuu's hair, making it stick up in places since it's wet* I need clothes.
Yagyuu: *bats away Niou's hand, nearly tipping over as he tries to move away* It matters when you're dealing with very important parts of the male anatomy! *pouts for a few more seconds before finally standing up and walking over to the door, dropping the towel to his waist and knotting it* *opens the door just enough to peek outside, checking for parental units* Alright, come on. *holds his hand out behind him, still looking out into the hallway*
Niou: Your very important parts could use a little cold shock treatment. *follows Yagyuu to the door* Oohhh, are we being SNEAKY? *takes Yagyuu's hand, leaning in close and looking over Yagyuu's shoulder out into the hall*
Yagyuu: *rolls his eyes as he drags Niou out of the bathroom* Next chance I get, you're getting ice dumped onto your crotch. *goes into his room and lets go of Niou's hand, then walks over to open his closet* Are you going home or staying here?
Niou: *snorts* A whole lot of good that would do. *follows Yagyuu into his room, plopping down on the bed* I think I'll stay.
Yagyuu: Then I'm sure you won't mind when I do decide to. *picks through his t-shirts and boxers, throwing a set over his shoulder at Niou*
Niou: *catches the clothes, raising his eyebrows at Yagyuu* When? Hah, good luck getting me to ever kiss you again if you actually do. *sticks his tongue out, then pulls the shirt on, leaving his hair messier than usual*
Yagyuu: *pulls on his own boxers underneath the towel, followed by a t-shirt with a picture of a golf club on it, eventually shucking the towel* *walks over to Niou and stands in front of him, hands on his hips* Niou-kun, do we really need to have a bet again to make you learn?
Niou: If that's what it takes to get it through your head. *slips his own boxers on and stands so he can pull them up, thus ending up right in Yagyuu's face* *smirks* You doubt me? *tosses his towel off to the side*
Yagyuu: *raises an eyebrow* You're joking, right? Remember when you tried to stay quiet for more than 5 seconds? *crosses his arms* And now you're claiming that you can turn down kissing? *scoffs* Whatever.
Niou: ...Oh you're asking for it. *crosses his arms too, mirroring Yagyuu, and lifts his chin a bit* Forget the ice then - I'll just start not kissing you now.
Yagyuu: *eyes narrow* I see. *takes one step closer* You're serious about this?
Niou: *nods once* Of course.
Yagyuu: *takes another step, face only inches from Niou's* Absolutely confident that you can do it?
Niou: *huffs, closing his eyes and turning his face away* 100% positive.
Yagyuu: *reaches up and takes Niou's chin, making him look back at him* 100%?
Niou: *glares* 150.
Yagyuu: *leans in until their noses touch and stares at Niou, unblinking* ... Fine then. *backs away and goes to sit at his desk, logging onto his computer*
Niou: *blinks at Yagyuu's back, then slowly sits down on the bed again* Is there a time period then, or what?
Yagyuu: *squints at the screen since he was smart and left his glasses in the bathroom* Whenever.
Niou: ... *scowls* Fine. WHENEVER. I bet I can go at least a week.
Yagyuu: *pauses and looks at Niou out of the corner of his eye, then snorts and signs onto his email* Sure, Niou-kun. Whatever you say.
Niou: ..... *harrumphs, then abruptly buries himself under the covers, pulling them all the way up to his chin* I'M GOING TO BED.
Yagyuu: *deletes his spam because he's ocd about things like that* Okay. *makes a LJ post to SAVE FOR LATER, then logs off and swivels his chair in Niou's direction* Must you take up the entire thing?
Niou: *sprawls out even more* YES.
Yagyuu: ... *walks over to the bed and looks down at Niou* You realize what you're asking for, right?
Niou: *crosses his arms behind his head, looking totally carefree* Nope, no idea.
Yagyuu: Then let me show you. *walks calmly to the door, then turns around and takes a deep breath* ... *gets into a run and jump stance*
Niou: ... *eyes widen slightly* You wouldn't.
Yagyuu: *smiles innocently* I would. *RUNS AND JUMPS!!!!, limbs spread out as he flings himself onto the bed - or Niou rather*
Niou: Holy-- *eyes go even wider and makes an 'OH SHIT' expression, but doesn't have time to move anywhere and just gets crushed by Yagyuu with a loud OOMPH sound* ACK-!! YAGYUU.
Yagyuu: *lands with his mouth on Niou's cheek* *pulls away hesitantly, and props his chin up with both hands, elbows digging into Niou's chest* So close.
Niou: *coughs and smirks a bit, looking up at Yagyuu* Nice try, you loser. *shoves Yagyuu off and turns away onto his side, saying in a sing-song voice* Going to sleep nooow~
Yagyuu: *sighs and crawls under the covers next to Niou* I'll figure out a way. *chews on his lip and takes glances at Niou's back before letting out a quick breath and rolling over on his side as well, throwing an arm over Niou's waist and pressing his cheek against Niou's hair*
Niou: *grins when he feels Yagyuu's arm fall into place* Yeah, yeah. Good luck with that. *reaches down and takes Yagyuu's hand, threading their fingers*
Yagyuu: ... *smirks* ... *slips their hands under Niou's t-shirt*
Niou: *frowns, kicking backwards lightly at what he hopes is Yagyuu's ankle* CHEATER. *doesn't bother to move their hands, though*
Yagyuu: There's no kissing, therefore this is fair game. *possibly snuggles in closer*
Niou: ...I guess. *glowers, but relaxes back against Yagyuu*
Yagyuu: We're making out tomorrow. *kisses the back of Niou's neck quickly* Good night.
Niou: *smirks* That's what you think. *settles into his pillow, giving Yagyuu's hand a squeeze* Night.
END
You know the pattern by now, right? >.> Ehehe, happened last Saturday after that whole KIRIHARA BEING A BRAT thing. >D Rated almost-R again, I think. Maybe. Possibly.
Niou: *sneaks up to Yagyuu's house after dark, cradling a carton of eggs in his arms* *is wearing all black* *IS VERY NINJA-ISH* *takes out an egg, tosses it up and down in his hand a few times, then winds up and THROWS IT AT YAGYUU'S WINDOW!!!*
Yagyuu: *was doing his homework when he hears a very disconcerting SPLAT!!!!!!* *marches over to his window to see egg yolk smearing down the glass* *sees Niou through the yolkiness and GETS VERY ANGRY* *slams open his window and sticks his head out* WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!
Niou: *curses under breath because he's been SPOTTED* *realizes belatedly that maybe standing out in the open on the front lawn wasn't such a good idea* *pushes that aside and POINTS THREATENINGLY up at Yagyuu* I'm egging your house like I said I would AND YOU BETTER MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OR I'M HITTING YOUR FACE NEXT!!! *grabs another egg, bringing his arm back*
Yagyuu: YOU IDIOT. CAN YOU GET ANY LESS MATURE?!???!? *fumes and kind of turns red in the face* I DARE YOU TO THROW IT. SINCE THAT'LL JUST FIX EVERYTHING I'M SURE. ASSHOLE. *tries to burn a hole through Niou's head using mind control* *is frustrated when it doesn't work*
Niou: *hesitates, but doesn't drop his arm* ...I'LL DO IT! I WILL. YOU BETTER MOVE!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT IT DOESN'T FIX, IT'S THIS OR PUNCHING YOU IN THE FACE!!!
Yagyuu: YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO DO THAT EITHER. *grips the window sill tightly* WELL? GO ON. THROW THE EGG IN MY FACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
Niou: .....FINE. YOU ASKED FOR IT. *rears back and throws the egg AS HARD AS HE CAN*
Yagyuu: *eyes go wide when he realizes that Niou ACTUALLY THREW IT and doesn't dodge quickly enough, the egg making direct contact with his shoulder* ......... *takes a deep breath as the broken shells fall to the floor and the yolk slowly seeps into his shirt* .................................... *slams his window closed and marches downstairs*
Niou: *eyes also go wide because he can't believe he threw it either* *eyes go even MORE wide when Yagyuu disappears* ...Oh shit. *scrambles backwards, hiding behind a tree in the yard*
Yagyuu: *practically rips the door off its hinges as he hurls it open, letting it slam shut behind him, then stomps to the middle of the yard* NIOU-KUN, I KNOW YOU'RE STILL HERE YOU BETTER GET YOUR SORRY ASS IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND DESTROY YOU.
Niou: *totally isn't using the tree as a shield or anything* *slides to the ground, sitting with his back against the trunk, and breathes VERY QUIETLY* *wonders if Yagyuu can actually destroy him* *doesn't really want to find out* *begins plotting ways to get out of the country*
Yagyuu: *stomps his foot when Niou doesn't listen to him, but he didn't actually expect that to happen* FINE. YOU ASKED FOR IT. *starts walking around his yard, peeking over bushes and such* NIOU-KUN. STOP BEING A COWARD. *ends up right on the other side of the tree*
Niou: *holds his breath* ... *realizes he really IS being a coward and decides to go for the element of surprise* *stands up quickly and jumps out from behind the tree, brandishing another egg from the carton* Come anywhere near me and I WILL hit you again!
Yagyuu: *spins around quickly and holds his arms in front of his face just in case Niou was going to launch another egg* ... *lowers them slowly when he doesn't* ... *instead goes right up to Niou and shoves him really, really hard* YOU COMPLETE ASSHOLE!
Niou: *stumbles back, still holding the carton protectively in one arm* *glances quickly at the egg he was holding in his other hand, then back at Yagyuu* I'm NOT an asshole! *shoves Yagyuu with that hand, crushing the egg all over his clean shoulder* *glares* Not sure if you noticed, but you have egg all over you. *wipes his hand off down the front of Yagyuu's shirt*
Yagyuu: *sputters and scowls, looking down at his shirt angrily* This shirt costed a lot, you IDIOT! GIVE ME THOSE STUPID EGGS. *lunges for the carton, grabbing and holding Niou's free arm away from him, his other hand going for the carton*
Niou: NO--! *tries to twist out of Yagyuu's grip, spinning away and holding the carton close to his chest* Get OFF of me!!
Yagyuu: GIVE. ME. THE EGGS!!! *tries to step on Niou's foot and trip him, switching directions and reaching around Niou's other side for the eggs*
Niou: *TRIPS, but catches himself himself on the next step* *looks over his shoulder at Yagyuu, narrowing his eyes* FINE. You want them? *flicks open the top of the carton and spins around* THEN HAVE THEM. *smashes the whole thing against Yagyuu's chest*
Yagyuu: .................. *reaches up and wipes up some of the yolk that's slowly sliding down his chest and stomach* ......... *starts shaking his head slowly* ............ *looks up at Niou and keeps staring at him calmly* .............. *flicks his wrist suddenly and flings the egg in his hand into Niou's face and hair, an innocent smile growing on his face*
Niou: *flinches when the egg hits him* ...... *slowly reaches up to wipe the yolk off his face, looking back at Yagyuu* Oh no you did not. *lunges forward suddenly, grabbing Yagyuu's shirt with one hand so he can't move and scooping up more of the yolk with his other hand* *slaps his hand down on Yagyuu's head, ruffling his hair and smearing the egg around* Hah!
Yagyuu: HEY--! *grabs Niou's hand and pulls it away from his head roughly* *takes some more of the egg and reaches over Niou's shoulder, shoving it under Niou's shirt and smearing it all over his back*
Niou: *squeaks - IN A VERY MANLY WAY - and jumps back out of Yagyuu's grip* *starts squirming and bouncing around* Oh GROSS. Eww, oh my god oh my god gross gross gross!!! Augh, it's all SLIMY.
Yagyuu: Serves you right! *reaches up and touches his own hair, wanting to cry because it's half dry now and there's EGG CRUST IN HIS HAIR* I can't believe you RUBBED IT INTO MY HAIR.
Niou: *pauses in the act of trying to shake out his shirt, which isn't actually helping at all* You deserved it!
Yagyuu: I deserve -- *splutters* - I DESERVED IT?!?! *flails at his own chest angrily* Because it's not like you hadn't completely RUINED MY SHIRT AT THAT POINT.
Niou: *glances at Yagyuu's shirt* ... *feels a teeeeeny bit guilty* *HIDES IT and scoffs instead* Not like it won't wash out.
Yagyuu: *takes a few steps forward and points a finger in Niou's face* You -- I -- AUGH!!! *spins around and goes to run a hand through his hair and gets angry when he can't because it's STUCK TOGETHER WITH DRIED EGG*
Niou: *glowers and crosses his arms, looking off to the side* This is all your fault.
Yagyuu: *whirls around again and opens his mouth, but doesn't say anything* *makes a frustrated sound and looks the opposite way*
Niou: Yeah. YEAH. WHAT. See, it totally is! *sticks his tongue out at Yagyuu's back*
Yagyuu: *whips his head around and glares at Niou, then suddenly reaches forward and fists the collar of Niou's shirt, pulling him forward* I said I apologize! I said it five thousand times!
Niou: *brings his hands up, grabbing Yagyuu's wrist* For ONE thing. Which I'm STILL MAD ABOUT but am possibly willing to eventually over look maybe - but I'm pissed at the other thing, too!
Yagyuu: Oh, so you can get angry at me over anything, but I can't get angry back? That's how it's going to work? *tightens his grip even more*
Niou: *scowls, digging his nails into Yagyuu's skin* You're angry at crap that DIDN'T HAPPEN. *pulls hard at Yagyuu's hand, yanking him away from his shirt* And I still don't know why you BELIEVE it all! *stomps a few feet away*
Yagyuu: *grimaces but doesn't make a sound, only rubs at his wrist afterwards* I was angry that you acted like I did the worst thing in the world! *scowls at Niou's back*
Niou: *spins around* It WAS the worst thing in the world! At the time! When I first found out about it from KAIDOH of all people because you wouldn't TELL me-- *shuts up abruptly and huffs* *kicks at the ground* ...It was mostly a shock to the system.
Yagyuu: *throws his arms up* I knew you would be mad, okay? I probably knew when I did it that you would be mad, but I was angry at those idiots for insulting Yukimura so yeah, it was my idea. I just -- *swallows and rubs the back of his neck* I knew you were going to be angry at me either way. *shrugs and keeps his eyes focused on the ground*
Niou: *crosses his arms and glares* You didn't have to switch with him. You could have just played NORMALLY.
Yagyuu: It was to help us win easier later. *looks up and sighs* I'm SORRY. Do you want to stay here and listen to me say that for the entire night? Will that make you less mad?
Niou: No. *kicks at the ground again* ... *scowls* Alright, ALRIGHT. I'm sorry I made such a huge fuss about it, just - that's OUR thing. *pouts* But fine. Okay. I'll drop it. For now.
Yagyuu: That's not - I don't - don't just drop it when it still bothers you. That's not what I want. *rubs a hand over his face, then takes two steps towards Niou* I just... don't know what else you want me to say or do. *shoves his hand in his pockets* ... I felt horrible about it afterwards.
Niou: *doesn't move, just shifts his weight from foot to foot* It's not - that's not even what I was really mad at. Well...no. Okay, it's a huge part of it, obviously, but the other thing-- *looks at Yagyuu* I mean really - Yanagi? PLEASE tell me you didn't actually believe all that and you were just being a huge jerk.
Yagyuu: I - that - no, okay. I didn't. That was just - it was nothing. *digs his foot into the ground and looks away* I was just frustrated.
Niou: *glares* Frustrated...and being a huge jerk.
Yagyuu: Okay, so being frustrated makes me a big huge jerk, alright?! Happy??? *crosses his arms and sulks a little*
Niou: *grins suddenly, clasping his hands behind his back and rocking back on his heels* Yes.
Yagyuu: Look, I said I was -- *stops abruptly* What? *blinks at Niou* .... Yes?
Niou: *walks over and shoves Yagyuu's shoulder* Brazilian techniques indeed. AS IF I would go for something like that when I have...uh. *waves his hand absently* Whatever it is you can do. *frowns slightly* Going off at me like that when you KNOW I've liked you for - awhile. THAT pissed me off.
Yagyuu: *blushes a little as he chews on his lip* I already admitted that I acted stupid, alright? *reaches up hesitantly and wipes up some of the dried egg on Niou's forehead* ... I don't like when you're mad at me. Amazing concept, I know.
Niou: *faces softens* And I don't like BEING mad at you, but when you do dumb things-- *takes a deep, shutting his eyes and waving his hands* Okay, no. I'm done. Sorry. *opens his eyes again* Forgive and forget, right? Or forgive and save for blackmail to use later, anyway. *smirks*
Yagyuu: *glares half-heartedly* If you dare, I really will hurt you. *blinks* Hey, what was all that you said before I, you know, *mumbles* actedlikeajerk? Something about if you hadn't asked me out.
Niou: ...Um. *takes a step back* It probably wasn't anything, not a big deal at all, don't even worry about it. *shifty eyes*
Yagyuu: *frowns and takes a step forward, not letting Niou get away* What have I said about your lying skills, Niou-kun? Tell me.
Niou: *takes another step back* I don't even remember what I said.
Yagyuu: *follows again* You stopped capslocking at me and said something about if I would've liked you had you not asked me out. *crosses his arms*
Niou: *looks away, picking at the dried egg in his hair* Ah, well, there you go. See, you remembered, you didn't need me to say it. *aljdhfas*
Yagyuu: Why did you say something like that?
Niou: *makes a frustrated sound* I don't know! It just...came into my head, I don't usually worry about it! Just ignore it.
Yagyuu: *ignores the ignoring comment* Usually? So you've worried about it before.
Niou: Not - no. *huffs* It doesn't matter, right? Because I DID ask you out and you like me now so...it doesn't matter!!
Yagyuu: *grabs Niou's wrist and squeezes it tightly* Niou-kun. Anytime you say it doesn't matter, it does.
Niou: *rolls his eyes* It's not a big deal. So I've thought about it before. It doesn't change anything!
Yagyuu: *squeezes even harder* But it obviously bothers you, so just say it!
Niou: There's nothing to say! *tugs against Yagyuu's grip* Sometimes I just wonder what would've happened if I hadn't done anything!
Yagyuu: *relaxes his grip and lets Niou's hand fall away* ... I'm not here out of obligation if that's what you're implying.
Niou: I'm not implying anything, I SAID it wasn't important. *rubs his wrist* I could play the 'what if' game all night long - you like me now, right?
Yagyuu: *stares at Niou blankly* I liked you before, too.
Niou: Yeah, see? That's all that matters-- *stops* ... *blinks* What?
Yagyuu: *gets a little uncomfortable* What do you mean, what? *looks away*
Niou: When did - what? WHEN before? How long??
Yagyuu: *mumbles* .............Yououbleatchithanagi.
Niou: .......Okay. *raises an eyebrow* Now again in a language I actually speak?
Yagyuu: *sighs loudly and looks back at Niou* .... Your doubles match with Yanagi. Alright? *presses his mouth into a straight line before shoving his hands into his pockets and walking over to sit against the tree*
Niou: ...Oh. *does the math in his head, frowning* That's - what the hell? *walks over and stands in front of Yagyuu, hands on his hips* You couldn't have SAID anything?
Yagyuu: *picks at the grass and throws it at Niou's feet* Do I look like the sort?
Niou: Hmm. *chews on his lower lip, then abruptly sits down beside Yagyuu* I've still liked you longer.
Yagyuu: *snorts, then goes quiet again* It's also why I acted like I did even though I knew Akaya was just being a brat like always.
Niou: *grins a bit* Possessive much?
Yagyuu: *reaches over and shoves Niou's shoulder* Shut up.
Niou: *laughs, then goes quiet* ...Your singles match.
Yagyuu: *glances over briefly, picking at the grass again* What about it?
Niou: *leans his head back against the tree* That's when I started liking you. *grins* I beat you by thirty minutes.
Yagyuu: *blinks, then smiles to himself* *clears his throat* Whatever.
Niou: *snorts* Whatever yourself. *glances at Yagyuu, then winces* ...There's still egg all over your shirt.
Yagyuu: *frowns* Thanks for reminding me. *looks over at Niou* I'm sure there's also egg all over your back.
Niou: *wrinkles his nose and squirms slightly* There is. And it's all dry and itchy now. Gross.
Yagyuu: *sighs and gets up* I suppose you want to use my shower again.
Niou: Heh. *looks sheepish* If you don't miiiind.
Yagyuu: *rolls his eyes but holds his hand out anyway*
Niou: *takes it, letting Yagyuu pull him up*
Yagyuu: *threads their fingers together, then tugs on his hand, dragging Niou into the house*
Niou: *keeps his eyes on their hands* I'm surprised no one yelled at us to shut up.
Yagyuu: *heads up the stairs* My neighbors are idiots. They were probably watching instead.
Niou: Watching? *snorts* We put on that good a show?
Yagyuu: *glances back over his shoulder* You threw eggs at me. Repeatedly.
Niou: ..........Ehehehe. *sticks his tongue out* The look on your face was kind of funny.
Yagyuu: Yeah? *turns into the bathroom* Well, you should think about styling your hair with raw egg all the time. *glances at the mirror, trying not to cry over his shirt*
Niou: My hair? *gasps suddenly, shoving Yagyuu out of the way and leaning in towards the mirror* Oh my GOD. *stares slack-jawed at his reflection, then whimpers* Augh, that is so nasty. How dare you. *hovers a hand over his bangs, like he isn't sure if he really wants to touch them or not*
Yagyuu: *snickers a little, taking off his glasses and setting them on the counter* A least I didn't RUB IT INTO YOUR SCALP like this. *proceeds to reach over and ruffle Niou's hair, some of the dried egg actually flaking off*
Niou: *harrumphs, batting Yagyuu's hands away* You threw it at my FACE, how else was I going to retaliate? *turns around, lifting his shirt up and looking over his shoulder into the mirror so that he can see his back* Ergh.
Yagyuu: You crushed the ENTIRE THING against my chest. Your face isn't equal retaliation for that? *leans over and looks at Niou's back* The yellow streaks are a sexy look.
Niou: *flat voice* I look diseased. *practically tears his shirt off, dropping it on the ground* And I say again - GROSS.
Yagyuu: You are diseased. *unbuttons his own shirt using as few fingers as possible, and watching it fall off heavily* No. That's gross.
Niou: Shut up. *pokes at Yagyuu's shirt with his foot* ...Yeah. That is. Your mom's going to wonder what the hell happened.
Yagyuu: My mom won't wonder anything. You're going to wash my shirt. *looks at Niou pointedly*
Niou: ......... *raises his eyebrows* Oh really.
Yagyuu: *stands up a bit straighter* You're the one who ruined it.
Niou: *sputters* You - but you deserved it! You TOTALLY had it coming!
Yagyuu: I would've forgiven one egg, maybe two - BUT YOU THREW AN ENTIRE DOZEN AT ME.
Niou: ............It was an accident? *shifty eyes*
Yagyuu: Why do you even bother? *goes to undo his belt* ... *stills*
Niou: *oblivious* Hah, it was worth a try.
Yagyuu: *laughs nervously, then places his hands at his sides, proceeding to stand there awkwardly*
Niou: *blinks* ...What? Are you going first? *hops up onto the counter* I can wait.
Yagyuu: ... Are you going to... wait there?
Niou: *blinks again* Why, are you gonna be awhile? I already showered today, I just want to get the egg off.
Yagyuu: ... *slowly moves his hand back to his belt, this time unbuckling it* ... So you're going to wait there?
Niou: *eyes zoom in on Yagyuu's belt, widening slightly* ...Oh. Well. *absently picks up the hand soap bottle, fiddling with it* I mean, it's nothing I haven't seen in the locker room. *fumbles, dropping the bottle, then hastily picks it up and puts it back where he got it from* Um, but I can wait in your room if you want. *stands up*
Yagyuu: I - whatever you want to do. *clears his throat and looks down* I mean. You did say. Locker room right. Just like a locker room. Except - yes.
Niou: ... *slowly sits back down* I won't look. *turns his head away, twirling his rattail*
Yagyuu: Right. *unbuttons his pants* Do you want to - I mean - that is, er. *skldkdsjf* Nevermind. *taps his fingers against his leg*
Niou: *looks back at Yagyuu, then at his pants, then quickly away again* Want to what?
Yagyuu: The um. The shower. *waves his hand towards it quickly* It er. I think it can, you know, fit... two. *slkdjfksdfj*
Niou: ..........Ah. *stares at the shower* Fits two. Right. *swallows* Are you asking?
Yagyuu: *replies quickly* Only if you want me to ask. *chews on his lip*
Niou: *taps his fingers against his leg* ...Just showering...right?
Yagyuu: Yes - right. I mean. Waiting for me to finish with you know, egg on your back would probably be uncomfortable. Right? *smiles nervously*
Niou: *nods* It IS annoying... *takes a deep breath, then lets it out slowly* ...Okay. Sure. Shower. Yes. *jumps off the counter* Good.
Yagyuu: Right. Okay then. *continues to stand there awkwardly* Erm. *looks everywhere except at Niou*
Niou: ... *laughs nervously* Well. *shrugs, then unbuttons and unzips his jeans* *pauses* *glances at Yagyuu*
Yagyuu: ... *hovers his hand over the zipper* ... Ohmygodwhatever. *quickly unzips his pants and shoves them down, then kicks them off to the side* ...
Niou: ...... *snorts, carefully averting his eyes* Right. *does the same thing and kicks off his jeans, then hooks his thumbs under the waistband of his boxers* Not a big deal, right? *grins, then shucks those off too*
Yagyuu: *eyes widen when he realizes that Niou is now kind of naked in front of him* Uh.... er. Not a.... *goes over to the toilet and lowers the cover before sitting down, covering his face with his hands*
Niou: *huffs, crossing his arms and attempting to look like he's totally okay with standing there in the buff* *which he MOSTLY is, actually, coz he's used to it, just that Yagyuu's the only other person there now and aljshflkajsdfas* Problem? *reaches into the shower, starting the water*
Yagyuu: *laughs nervously, then talks into his hands, voice all muffled* No, haha, no problem. We're just in a bathroom. And you're naked. And we're going to shower. Together. Naked. And I like you. And you're naked. Shower. Hahahaha. Oh my god.
Niou: *grins in an embarrassed sort of way, face going red* It was YOUR idea, you know. Pretend there's a wall between us like in the locker room or something. *steps half into the shower* Or sit out there and I'll go first. *disappears behind the curtain and calls over the water* Or suck it up and get in here!
Yagyuu: Right. *takes a deep breath then stands up and tugs off his boxers* Right. *stands on the other side of the curtain for a few seconds before pulling it back and stepping inside quickly, before he can change his mind* *opens his mouth to say something, but decides against it, instead reaching up and putting his hand on Niou's back*
Niou: *jumps slightly, tensing up, then forces himself to relax* *tips his head back, letting the water spray hit his face, and swallows* ...The egg's getting all runny again.
Yagyuu: Yeah. I uh. It looks like it is. *uses the water running down Niou's back to wash away the egg, his hand moving over Niou's skin slowly, but deliberately*
Niou: *stays very still, then abruptly reaches for the soap* *twists around and shoves it into Yagyuu's hand, eyes sweeping over him once before he spins back around again, face burning* Use that.
Yagyuu: *too busy trying not to drop the soap to notice what Niou is doing* *slides the soap side to side across Niou's back, all the way down he gets to Niou's waist where he promptly chokes, setting the soap back down quickly so he can return his hands back up to Niou's shoulders, working up a lather*
Niou: *chews on his lip as Yagyuu's hands slide across his back, trying not to squirm too much* *breathes shakily and doesn't know what to do with his hands, so he just grabs the shampoo bottle, pouring some into his palm*
Yagyuu: *knows that he can only lather Niou's back for so long before it becomes ridiculous* Um. Do you - er, want to turn around or. Your back, I mean. *shuts up and starts drawing random squiggles against Niou's back*
Niou: *jerks because that TICKLES and spins around* Oy-! *stops abruptly* Er. *stares at Yagyuu* *concentrates VERY HARD on not letting his eyes wander* ...Ahaha. Right. My back. I'll just- uh. *looks up towards the ceiling, bringing his hands to his hair and scrubbing the shampoo in* I'll...finish up so you can have the water.
Yagyuu: *pulls his hand back quickly and watches Niou not-watch him for a bit, then suddenly finds his own hands pulling away Niou's to wash his hair for him* ... *turns super red, and refuses to look at Niou's face as his fingers start massaging his scalp*
Niou: *blinks, eyes going wide as they snap back down to look at Yagyuu's face* *has his hands sort of hovering in the air for a moment, then reaches behind him and finds the shampoo bottle again*
Yagyuu: *continues to avoid Niou's gaze, instead making sure that all of his hair is covered in lather, then plays with it, slicking all of Niou's hair back* ... *snickers a little since it looks ridiculous*
Niou: *can feel him messing around and gives him a LOOK, then sticks his tongue out at him* I'm doing yours. *squirts some shampoo into his hand then reaches up and starts lathering up Yagyuu's hair*
Yagyuu: *blinks* ...Fine. *says so even though Niou has already started* *continues to mess with Niou's hair while his is being washed, this time giving Niou a mohawk* I don't know whether this is better or worse than your current hairstyle.
Niou: Nothing beats the way it looks now. *grins* Although, I could give it a try sometime. Wouldn't the school just looooove that. *spikes up Yagyuu's hair all over his head* And you should wear yours like THIS.
Yagyuu: *frowns* I prefer my hair to be less than an inch away from my head. *presses Niou's hair back down* You can rinse now if you want. *continues to runs his fingers through Niou's hair anyway*
Niou: *ignores the hair comment* I'll buy you some hair gel and one day we'll go crazy. It'll be GREAT. *reaches up and takes Yagyuu's hands, threading their fingers, then steps back so he's under the shower spray a bit more* *tugs Yagyuu with him, tipping his head back*
Yagyuu: I'm not making my hair look like it got put through a blender. Wearing your wig is bad enough. *takes a step closer to keep from losing his balance* *carefully runs his hands through Niou's hair, rinsing it out as well while making sure none of the shampoo gets into his eyes*
Niou: The wig suits you. *closes his eyes at the feel of Yagyuu's hands on his head* I guess I like your hair as it is, though. You manage to pull off boring rather well. *smirks*
Yagyuu: *scowls* My hair is not boring, it's normal. Something that I wouldn't expect you to know anything about. *lowers and wraps his arms around Niou's neck loosely*
Niou: That's because normal IS boring, Yaaagyuu. *opens his eyes again and grins* *brings his hands up, gripping Yagyuu's arms lightly, and then carefully turns them around so that Yagyuu is the one under the water* Your turn.
Yagyuu: *closes his eyes when he is pushed under the showerhead, sliding his hands to Niou's shoulders and resting them there* You can call it boring, I call it not asking for trouble.
Niou: *brushes Yagyuu's hair back out of his face so the suds don't run into his eyes* Yeah, well. I never get into any trouble so I have no idea what you're talking about.
Yagyuu: *blinks open his eyes and wrinkles his nose at Niou* Fine. We can switch again this week and I'll get in trouble for you.
Niou: As long as we stay switched for the punishment bit, SURE. *grins at Yagyuu, then lets it fade slightly* ...You look like a waterlogged cat. *tentatively rests his hands on Yagyuu's hips*
Yagyuu: *frowns petulantly* Thanks. It's the style I was going for. *shifts his weight from foot to foot* So. You're all clean now?
Niou: *nods* I am EGG FREE. Thank god.
Yagyuu: That's good. *nods too* So am I, I think.
Niou: *nods some more* Good! Good. So we're clean. That's good.
Yagyuu: Right. Yes. *clears his throat* So we should probably. I don't know. Something. Yes.
Niou: Something... *bites his lower lip for a moment, then suddenly leans forward and kisses Yagyuu, being super careful to keep his hips a SAFE DISTANCE away*
Yagyuu: *eyes widen briefly and he tightens his grip on Niou's shoulders a bit before relaxing and kissing him back, wrapping one arm around Niou's neck again and leaning in awkwardly*
Niou: *slides one hand up Yagyuu's chest, keeping the other at his waist, and smiles against Yagyuu's mouth as he moves in a little closer to deepen the kiss*
Yagyuu: *brings his other arm up around Niou's neck, sighing softly into his mouth as he parts Niou's lips just barely with his tongue, sliding over his bottom lip teasingly*
Niou: *moans a bit, opening his mouth wider and meeting Yagyuu's tongue with his own* *snakes his arm around Yagyuu's back, splaying his hand flat against his skin and pressing him closer*
Yagyuu: *tightens his arms around Niou's neck as he's tugged in, tilting his head slightly* *pulls back a little, panting against Niou's mouth, and swallows before placing lighter kisses on Niou's lips*
Niou: *breathes shakily as Yagyuu kisses him, trailing his other hand up Yagyuu's side* *without thinking, wraps that arm around Yagyuu's back too and pulls them flush together, trying to draw him into a deeper kiss again -- then freezes abruptly* ........
Yagyuu: *leans back a little and blinks at Niou* What is -- *blinks some more* ... *tenses as well, chewing on his lip, but can't seem to get any of his limbs to move, so he just simply stays there* *pressed against Niou* *all of him* *against Niou* ....
Niou: *eyes go wide* Um. *swallows and tries not to move too much* *or even breathe, really* *sucks at that, though, and ends up squirming a little, arms slipping lower behind Yagyuu's back* .....I - gah. *can't make himself pull away, so just laughs nervously instead*
Yagyuu: *bites down on his lip hard enough to hurt and makes a half-squeaking, half-choked noise, then buries his face against Niou's neck* Er. Niou-kun. *tries to breathe somewhat normally instead of whatever breath-holding thing he's attempting at the moment, which mostly ends up as one big gasp when his lungs start to hurt*
Niou: *slowly clenches his hands into fists against Yagyuu's back, sucking in a huge breath and swallowing again* *bites back a groan and squeezes his eyes shut, mouth opening and closing a few times as he tries to talk* Erm...so, um. Oops? *lajhlfkasd*
Yagyuu: *lifts his head to rest it against Niou's temple, breathing still somewhat shallow* *shifts his weight just slightly, then realizes that was a bad idea* .... *lksdjflksjf* .... Are you - that is - um. *laughs nervously* Oh my god.
Niou: *makes a weird, gurgling sort of sound that's something like a verbal keysmash* ...Ahahahaaaa oh my god - nggh, I'm fine, this is - er. *akljhfasd* ...Right. *steels himself, opening his eyes, and pulls back very slightly, releasing a breath as he does*
Yagyuu: *slides a hand down and clamps it over Niou's shoulder* Don't move like that! *slowly moves both his hands down to rest on Niou's waist, thumbs digging into his skin possibly a little too hard* Ha... um. *finally works up the courage to actually LOOK at Niou*
Niou: *blinks back at Yagyuu, then abruptly shifts his gaze off to the side, cheeks going red* ...WELL. *brings his hands around and grips Yagyuu's biceps* .......We're going to use up all the hot water. *pauses* *mutters* But that might be a good thing.
Yagyuu: *takes a deep breath, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment before opening them, then moves his face into Niou's line of sight again, resting their foreheads together to keep Niou from looking away* *barely touches his mouth to Niou's* I'm going to kiss you.
Niou: *eyes widen a bit as he looks at Yagyuu, then swallows, nodding faintly* Yeah. Okay. That'd be good. Do that.
Yagyuu: *nods and licks his lips quickly* Okay. I'll just -- *crushes his mouth against Niou's, kissing him somewhat desperately, and pushes against Niou's hips with his hands to turn and shove him against the shower wall, his mouth leaving Niou's only once and very briefly for air, just enough to continue kissing Niou hard and fast*
Niou: *makes a muffled sound of shock against Yagyuu's mouth as he's slammed against the shower wall, eyes going ridiculously wide and fingers digging into Yagyuu's arms* Yag---! *gets cut off when Yagyuu kisses him again, and blinks once, twice, then sort of grunts and gives in, eyes sliding shut and arms moving to wrap tightly around Yagyuu's neck as he kisses him back just as eagerly*
Yagyuu: *shoves a leg in between Niou's and pushes him up against the wall even more, snaking one arm around Niou's waist, his other hand reaching up to cup his face as best as he can with Niou's arms around his neck* *pulls back for air again, but then starts kissing Niou's jaw instead, tongue darting out every once in a while to trace circles against his skin*
Niou: *arches away from the wall, pressing against Yagyuu, head falling back a bit as he gasps loudly* *drags his nails across Yagyuu's back with one hand, clinging to his shoulder with the other* Y-Yagy-- *gasps again, feeling a little light-headed - though whether from the hot water or Yagyuu's leg between his he isn't sure - and brings a hand to Yagyuu's chin, tipping his head back up so he can kiss him again, just as desperately as the last time*
Yagyuu: *hisses softly before biting down on his lip, then meets Niou's mouth easily, fingers curling around the back of Niou's neck to keep him close* *practically forces his tongue between Niou's lips, running it along the inside of his bottom lip, and he moans softly as he shifts his hips just slightly*
Niou: *groans against Yagyuu's mouth, finding Yagyuu's tongue with his own and twisting them together, tightening his own hand around the back of Yagyuu's neck* *breaks away with a gasp when Yagyuu moves against him, pressing his forehead against Yagyuu's and chewing his bottom lip, panting*
Yagyuu: ... *swallows and breathes out shakily, placing his hands lightly on Niou's chest* Niou-kun, I -- um. *takes another deep breath* If you don't want to, you should say it now because I think in about 30 seconds, I won't have much self-control left. Because um, *squeezes his eyes shut* you're naked, and wet, and I like you, and did I mention naked? I mean, I'm naked too, but I don't really care as much about that as your... naked. Ness. *opens his eyes again and looks at Niou hesitantly*
Niou: *looks back at Yagyuu, still biting his lower lip* *shifts his gaze away for a moment, taking Yagyuu's hands as he does and threading their fingers, then looks back* ...We need to stop meeting in your bathroom. *swallows nervously* It's not that I don't WANT to, I just-- *makes a frustrated sound before leaning in and kissing Yagyuu quick and hard, then pulls back and turns away abruptly, hitting the shower nob and turning it all the way to COLD*
Yagyuu: *blinks dazedly at Niou's back, then reaches forward to grab one of Niou's hands again* I get it. It's f-- *eyes widen and he stumbles back as far as the tub will go* OH MY GOD. COLD. COLD. HOLY. *slkdjflksdjf* *rips open the curtain and jumps out of the shower, grabbing a towel and wrapping it around himself, this time really looking like a waterlogged cat*
Niou: *flinches as the water hits him, then hears Yagyuu freaking out and looks over his shoulder in time to see him scramble out of the shower* ... *can't help snickering, but then shivers again and scowls at the showerhead before quickly shutting it off* *sticks his head outside the shower curtain* Er - sorry. Heh. Hey, can you hand me a towel-- *blinks when he sees Yagyuu* ... *starts cracking up* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Yagyuu: *scowls at Niou, frowning deeply, but reaches for a towel anyway, and throws it hard at Niou's face* BE QUIET. *shivers and wraps the towel around him tighter, walking over to the toilet and sitting on it, pulling his legs and feet up so he can wrap them in the towel as well*
Niou: *catches the towel, still snickering, and wraps it around his waist before stepping out of the shower* *wrings the water out of his hair, looking at Yagyuu* I, uh...needed to cool off. Erm. *shifty eyes*
Yagyuu: *rests his chin on his knees and keeps scowling* You could've given a WARNING. Or asked if I NEEDED IT. *looks away and mumbles* WhichIdid -- but I STILL WOULD'VE APPRECIATED A WARNING.
Niou: *grins* Warnings are no fun, they take the surprise out of things! *walks over to Yagyuu and leans down, giving him a slow but short kiss before pulling back* Right? *straightens up and ruffles Yagyuu's hair, making it stick up in places since it's wet* I need clothes.
Yagyuu: *bats away Niou's hand, nearly tipping over as he tries to move away* It matters when you're dealing with very important parts of the male anatomy! *pouts for a few more seconds before finally standing up and walking over to the door, dropping the towel to his waist and knotting it* *opens the door just enough to peek outside, checking for parental units* Alright, come on. *holds his hand out behind him, still looking out into the hallway*
Niou: Your very important parts could use a little cold shock treatment. *follows Yagyuu to the door* Oohhh, are we being SNEAKY? *takes Yagyuu's hand, leaning in close and looking over Yagyuu's shoulder out into the hall*
Yagyuu: *rolls his eyes as he drags Niou out of the bathroom* Next chance I get, you're getting ice dumped onto your crotch. *goes into his room and lets go of Niou's hand, then walks over to open his closet* Are you going home or staying here?
Niou: *snorts* A whole lot of good that would do. *follows Yagyuu into his room, plopping down on the bed* I think I'll stay.
Yagyuu: Then I'm sure you won't mind when I do decide to. *picks through his t-shirts and boxers, throwing a set over his shoulder at Niou*
Niou: *catches the clothes, raising his eyebrows at Yagyuu* When? Hah, good luck getting me to ever kiss you again if you actually do. *sticks his tongue out, then pulls the shirt on, leaving his hair messier than usual*
Yagyuu: *pulls on his own boxers underneath the towel, followed by a t-shirt with a picture of a golf club on it, eventually shucking the towel* *walks over to Niou and stands in front of him, hands on his hips* Niou-kun, do we really need to have a bet again to make you learn?
Niou: If that's what it takes to get it through your head. *slips his own boxers on and stands so he can pull them up, thus ending up right in Yagyuu's face* *smirks* You doubt me? *tosses his towel off to the side*
Yagyuu: *raises an eyebrow* You're joking, right? Remember when you tried to stay quiet for more than 5 seconds? *crosses his arms* And now you're claiming that you can turn down kissing? *scoffs* Whatever.
Niou: ...Oh you're asking for it. *crosses his arms too, mirroring Yagyuu, and lifts his chin a bit* Forget the ice then - I'll just start not kissing you now.
Yagyuu: *eyes narrow* I see. *takes one step closer* You're serious about this?
Niou: *nods once* Of course.
Yagyuu: *takes another step, face only inches from Niou's* Absolutely confident that you can do it?
Niou: *huffs, closing his eyes and turning his face away* 100% positive.
Yagyuu: *reaches up and takes Niou's chin, making him look back at him* 100%?
Niou: *glares* 150.
Yagyuu: *leans in until their noses touch and stares at Niou, unblinking* ... Fine then. *backs away and goes to sit at his desk, logging onto his computer*
Niou: *blinks at Yagyuu's back, then slowly sits down on the bed again* Is there a time period then, or what?
Yagyuu: *squints at the screen since he was smart and left his glasses in the bathroom* Whenever.
Niou: ... *scowls* Fine. WHENEVER. I bet I can go at least a week.
Yagyuu: *pauses and looks at Niou out of the corner of his eye, then snorts and signs onto his email* Sure, Niou-kun. Whatever you say.
Niou: ..... *harrumphs, then abruptly buries himself under the covers, pulling them all the way up to his chin* I'M GOING TO BED.
Yagyuu: *deletes his spam because he's ocd about things like that* Okay. *makes a LJ post to SAVE FOR LATER, then logs off and swivels his chair in Niou's direction* Must you take up the entire thing?
Niou: *sprawls out even more* YES.
Yagyuu: ... *walks over to the bed and looks down at Niou* You realize what you're asking for, right?
Niou: *crosses his arms behind his head, looking totally carefree* Nope, no idea.
Yagyuu: Then let me show you. *walks calmly to the door, then turns around and takes a deep breath* ... *gets into a run and jump stance*
Niou: ... *eyes widen slightly* You wouldn't.
Yagyuu: *smiles innocently* I would. *RUNS AND JUMPS!!!!, limbs spread out as he flings himself onto the bed - or Niou rather*
Niou: Holy-- *eyes go even wider and makes an 'OH SHIT' expression, but doesn't have time to move anywhere and just gets crushed by Yagyuu with a loud OOMPH sound* ACK-!! YAGYUU.
Yagyuu: *lands with his mouth on Niou's cheek* *pulls away hesitantly, and props his chin up with both hands, elbows digging into Niou's chest* So close.
Niou: *coughs and smirks a bit, looking up at Yagyuu* Nice try, you loser. *shoves Yagyuu off and turns away onto his side, saying in a sing-song voice* Going to sleep nooow~
Yagyuu: *sighs and crawls under the covers next to Niou* I'll figure out a way. *chews on his lip and takes glances at Niou's back before letting out a quick breath and rolling over on his side as well, throwing an arm over Niou's waist and pressing his cheek against Niou's hair*
Niou: *grins when he feels Yagyuu's arm fall into place* Yeah, yeah. Good luck with that. *reaches down and takes Yagyuu's hand, threading their fingers*
Yagyuu: ... *smirks* ... *slips their hands under Niou's t-shirt*
Niou: *frowns, kicking backwards lightly at what he hopes is Yagyuu's ankle* CHEATER. *doesn't bother to move their hands, though*
Yagyuu: There's no kissing, therefore this is fair game. *possibly snuggles in closer*
Niou: ...I guess. *glowers, but relaxes back against Yagyuu*
Yagyuu: We're making out tomorrow. *kisses the back of Niou's neck quickly* Good night.
Niou: *smirks* That's what you think. *settles into his pillow, giving Yagyuu's hand a squeeze* Night.
END