LARGE FRIES, MOTHER-[insert bad word here]

[mitamisha]

My icon is amazing.

I was bored earlier. My sister suggested I should write a love letter or something because she's retarded. But I didn't feel like doing my thirty Math Problems of Doom™ anyway, so I gave it a shot. This is as far as I got:

DEAR YAGYUU,

HI.

LOVE, NIOU

I'm obviously awesome.

Comments

[bananas_an]

That's really eloquent, Niou-kun!

I guess this means asking you to do my algebra homework for me is right out, huh?

[mitamisha]

ISN'T IT, THOUGH??

Oh my god, of course it is. Math is a punishment given to us by the DEVIL. I ignore it as much as I possibly can.

[bananas_an]

IT IS!

And here I thought we were friends! Hrmph. CHEMISTRY is my devil at the moment. I just wish sensei wouldn't assign 20 kazillion algebra problems every . freaking. day.

Hee! Love the glasses emoticon!

[mitamisha]

What, seriously? Chemistry is AWESOME. All those chemicals you can throw together - do you know how many small and completely harmless yes AMAZING EXPLOSIONS I caused in that class?? OH MAN.

[bananas_an]

Explosions are great! I just happen to have a HORRIBLE lab partner and sensei won't let me change, so I have to carry him. It blows chunks, let me tell you.

I'm considering poison.

[mitamisha]

Oohhhh.

Here's what you do.

Make something explode IN HIS FACE.

[bananas_an]

Trust me, this guy could screw up a sure thing! He'd probably turn it into a dud just by standing near it.

But I like the way you think!

[mitamisha]

Then blow up something else in the lab and blame it on him!

[bananas_an]

Hmmmm....*____*

[mitamisha]

YOU CAN'T GO WRONG!

[bananas_an]

HAHAHAHAHA I so can! But it would be glorious!

[mitamisha]

Glorious is all that matters!

[bananas_an]

I'll be sure to tell that to the principal when they march me into his office. ^_~