LOG POST: Niou and Yagyuu

Aug 26, 2007 13:12

LOG POST: Niou and Yagyuu

Happened last night, rated PG-13 or thereabouts!



Niou: *standing outside Yagyuu's house, tossing pebbles up at his window* PSSSST! YAGYUU! *is also sort of yelling, which probably defeats the purpose of trying to be sneaky*

Yagyuu: *blinks as he looks up from his book, cringing as each pebble hits the glass, then sets it down on his bed as he walks over to his window and throws it open* *hisses* Can you yell any louder? I don't think the people in Russia heard you!!

Niou: *pauses with the pebble throwing and props a hand on his waist, grinning* Well you weren't answering!

Yagyuu: *looks over at his clock* It is 9:30. Why are you standing outside my house at 9:30.

Niou: *shrugs* I was bored. I'm also belatedly realizing I could have just called your cellphone...but this was probably more exciting anyway.

Yagyuu: *blinks at Niou, then rubs a hand over his face* ...And???

Niou: *rolls his eyes* So come down!!

Yagyuu: What? Why? I'm going to bed soon.

Niou: Aww, come on! It's not like we have class tomorrow or something. Let's go somewhere.

Yagyuu: Oh, that's a persuasive argument. *pauses* Where would we go anyway?

Niou: ....Some...where. *shifty eyes* It's a surprise!

Yagyuu: *flat look* You're a bad liar.

Niou: *makes a frustrated sound* Would you just get out here? It's not far, we can walk!

Yagyuu: Augh. Fine. Just... hold on a minute. *closes his window and goes downstairs, shoving his shoes on as he opens the door*

Niou: *smirks* Now was that so hard?

Yagyuu: *shuts the door behind him* I want to be back by 11.

Niou: *snorts* Yeah, okay. *sets off down the sidewalk* What were you doing, anyway?

Yagyuu: *shoves his hands into his pockets and walks beside Niou* Reading.

Niou: Well THAT sounds exciting. *turns at the next street in the neighborhood*

Yagyuu: It is! *scoffs* As if you would know, though.

Niou: I read! Just not ALL THE TIME. *points at some lights a little ways down the street past where the houses are* We're going there.

Yagyuu: You read magazines, and by read, I mean look at the pictures. *glances up ahead* That's the playground. *confused*

Niou: Well they're very entertaining pictures, you know. *speeds up a little* Yep, it is!

Yagyuu: *slows down a little* You brought me to a playground?

Niou: *turns around to face Yagyuu so that he's walking backwards* Problem?

Yagyuu: Well. *gestures vaguely to it* It's a playground. You know. For kids?

Niou: *raises an eyebrow* And what are you, an old man?

Yagyuu: Well, I'm not a child.

Niou: *pauses, then walks back up to Yagyuu and grabs his wrist, tugging him along* No one else is here to see you act like a dork. Come on, I want to swing!

Yagyuu: *reaches up to keep his glasses from slipping* I don't act like a dork!

Niou: Well tonight you can! *lets go of Yagyuu when they get to the playground, and runs over to the monkey bars* You know, these used to be a lot higher.

Yagyuu: *stands there and straightens his shirt* What do you expect when you're 15 and unnaturally tall?

Niou: *offended* I am not unnaturally tall. *bounces over to the swings* I bet I can jump off farther than you.

Yagyuu: Go tell it to the man. *raises an eyebrow* I am not going to participate in a swing jumping contest.

Niou: *plops down on one of the swings* And why not?

Yagyuu: *leans against one of the swing poles* Because.

Niou: *flat look* That's NOT an answer. *kicks off the ground and starts pushing himself back and forth*

Yagyuu: It's my version of an answer. *eyes follow Niou as he swings back and forth*

Niou: Well it's a stupid answer then. Are you getting on or what? *swings higher and higher*

Yagyuu: *rolls his eyes and walks under Niou as he swings up to the next swing and sits down on it, but doesn't move*

Niou: *rolls eyes* Okay, that's step one. Step two - try actually SWINGING.

Yagyuu: *pushes with his feet just slightly and pretty much moves half a foot in either direction*

Niou: *SIGHS* *skids to a stop and stands up, crossing his arms* Do you want me to push you?

Yagyuu: What? *pushes up his glasses and looks away* Don't be ridiculous. I can do this myself.

Niou: Yeah, you're doing a really good job so far.

Yagyuu: I never agreed to your jumping contest.

Niou: I never said you had a choice. *walks over behind Yagyuu, grabbing the chains on the swing and looking down at him*

Yagyuu: *grabs onto the chains as well* Niou-kun. What are you doing. *plants his feet firmly on the ground*

Niou: *grins* Nothing. *pushes against the chains, trying to dislodge Yagyuu's feet*

Yagyuu: *digs his feet even harder into the ground* I think you're lying.

Niou: Why would I lie to you? *pulls back on the chains instead, dragging Yagyuu back a bit, then pushes him forward harder than before*

Yagyuu: *eyes widen as his feet suddenly leave the ground* NIOU-KUN. Don't -- *doesn't finish as he is suddenly pushed forward*

Niou: *snickers* See, you CAN do it. *pushes Yagyuu again when he comes back*

Yagyuu: *has his eyes squeezed shut* ... *and isn't breathing* ... *might've never mentioned to Niou that he's bad with heights*

Niou: *is oblivious and pushes him again* Think you can take it from here? I want to jump off.

Yagyuu: *makes a sort of high-pitched, choked noise* ... *grabs on to the chains even tighter*

Niou: *hears the noise and pauses* ...Oy. *grabs the chains when Yagyuu comes back down, dragging him to a stop* *leans around to look at him* You alright?

Yagyuu: *probably has no color in his face* ... *realizes he's not moving anymore and slowly sets his feet back on the ground* ... *looks up at Niou* ... YOU IDIOT. *punches him in the shoulder*

Niou: *blinks, stepping back with the punch* What- *rubs his shoulder absently as he peers at Yagyuu* ...You look like you're about to be sick.

Yagyuu: *at the word 'sick', groans and bends down, tucking his head between his knees* Stupid.

Niou: *eyes go wide* Oy, hey, Yagyuu! *crouches down so he's at his level* What the heck, are you okay??

Yagyuu: *starts nodding* ... *gets nauseous* ... *quickly shakes his head* ... *makes nausea worse*

Niou: *watches* ... *sighs* So apparently you're allergic to swinging. *pokes Yagyuu's knee*

Niou: *is very helpful*

Yagyuu: *lifts his head up slowly, face about an inch away from Niou's* ... *glares at him*

Niou: ... *grins cheerfully* Hehe.

Yagyuu: I hate you. *pauses* Once I can feel my legs again, I'm going to kick you. Really hard.

Niou: *rolls his eyes, falling back onto the ground and sitting cross-legged so that he's looking up at Yagyuu* Was I pushing too fast? *absently fiddles with Yagyuu's shoelaces*

Yagyuu: No. *watches Niou's hands* ...

Niou: *unties and reties them three times* Motion sickness?

Yagyuu: ... No. *tries to unhinge his fingers from the chains*

Niou: ... *looks down, smiling slightly to himself* Scared of heights, then?

Yagyuu: *grumbles and kicks some sand onto Niou's leg*

Niou: *laughs a bit* Haunted houses, scary movies, heights... *looks back up, smirking* What else are you scared of?

Yagyuu: Hey. *prods Niou's chest with his finger a few times* HEY.

Niou: *grabs Yagyuu's hand* What? *sticks his tongue out*

Yagyuu: *looks off to the side but doesn't take his hand away* Don't make it sound like I'm afraid of everything.

Niou: Hmm. *turns Yagyuu's hand over like he's going to read his palm or something* Are you scared of...spiders?

Yagyuu: *tenses* ... NO.

Niou: *raises an eyebrow* No? *acts like he's thinking really hard* How abooouut...SNAKES?

Yagyuu: D-Definitely not. *clears his throat*

Niou: *grins* Cats?

Yagyuu: *blinks* What the hell.

Niou: *laughs, shaking Yagyuu's hand* Well good, it's NOT everything ever.

Yagyuu: Well. Excuse me if I don't regard parachuting off a plane as my idea of fun.

Niou: *laughs again, letting go of Yagyuu and leaning back on his hands* I think that would be AWESOME.

Yagyuu: You can go jump to your doom then. *starts swinging side to side*

Niou: *scoffs* They give you a parachute for a REASON.

Yagyuu: What if it doesn't open?!

Niou: ...They give you a back-up parachute for a reason, too.

Yagyuu: That one can malfunction as well!

Niou: *rolls eyes* And how often does that happen? Practically NEVER.

Yagyuu: But it HAPPENS. *pushes off against a pole*

Niou: I promise I won't die when I go on my hypothetical parachuting trip. *stands up, brushing the sand of his pants, and wanders back over to the monkey bars*

Yagyuu: *stops the swing with his feet before standing up, and totally doesn't wobble the first two steps* No. You'll most likely just get caught on the wing of the plane.

Niou: I so would NOT. *grabs the bars and bends his knees, letting himself hang for a moment, then swings back and pulls his legs up, hooking his knees over one of the bars and lets go with his hands so that he's hanging upside down* Look - no hands! *waves at Yagyuu*

Yagyuu: *walks over so he's standing in front of Niou and looks down at him* You should trim your nose hairs, Niou-kun. It's quite unattractive.

Niou: *rolls his eyes, totally ignoring the way his shirt just fell halfway down his chest* How often are you looking up my nose anyway?

Yagyuu: *blinks and coughs, averting his gaze a little* I imagine soon I won't have to look up your nose when the hairs start growing past your nostrils.

Niou: Psh. *crosses his arms* That won't happen. God.

Yagyuu: *clears his throat for longer than necessary* It better not. I'm not sacrificing my own vanity for you.

Niou: So if I get into a horrible accident and end up scarred for life, you'll dump me?

Yagyuu: *blinks and looks down, entirely unimpressed* If you do anything stupid that ever gets you into a horrible accident, I will kill you myself afterwards if you're not dead already.

Yagyuu: *coughs again* Hypothetically.

Niou: *is sort of starting to get dizzy from all the blood rushing to his head, but ignores it* Hypothetically, you could get sent to jail if you kill me. *grins*

Yagyuu: Yeah, well. *pushes his glasses up before crossing his arms* It's all hypothetical so it won't happen.

Niou: Hmm. *finally reaches up and pulls himself up so that he's sitting on the railing* How do you feel about motorcycles? *blinks rapidly for a moment at the sudden head rush*

Yagyuu: *goes over to the end of the monkey bars and climbs up the steps so he's leaning over the bars* I prefer to stay off of them.

Niou: *looks over at Yagyuu* I want one. *kicks his legs back and forth*

Yagyuu: You can't even drive a regular car.

Niou: Well not right NOW. Later. Whenever I get my license. *gins* I'll take you for a ride.

Yagyuu: *rolls his eyes* You'll probably drive us into the side of a mountain.

Niou: Then we can be ugly and scarred together!

Yagyuu: ... If that was supposed to be romantic, you completely missed the mark.

Niou: I told you way back when that I wouldn't become a romantic sap. *winks and blows him a kiss in a totally over-dramatic way*

Yagyuu: *sticks out his tongue in a disgusted manner* There's a difference between being a romantic sap and being grotesque.

Niou: I enjoy being grotesque. *brings his feet up onto the railing and slowly stands up so that he doesn't lose his balance* I will be KING of the grotesques!

Yagyuu: *eyes widen* Will you get down from there?!

Niou: ... *props one of his hands on his waist and raises his eyebrows* Am I making you nervous?

Yagyuu: NO. *clears his throat* No. Just. Sit back down.

Niou: *turns toward Yagyuu, wobbling a bit, then takes slow steps in his direction* I'm not going to fall.

Yagyuu: *holds his hands out as if he can reach Niou or something* You don't know that now SIT DOWN.

Niou: *turns the other way again and hold his arms out like he's about to dive off a diving board* I'm going to jump off.

Yagyuu: Don't do tha -- Niou-kun. *points at him threateningly* NIOU-KUN.

Niou: *glances at Yagyuu out of the corner of his eye, smirking* Gonna stop me?

Yagyuu: ... Sit down.

Niou: Nope! *JUMPS*

Niou: *and lands perfectly*

Niou: *holds his hands up like he's in the Olympics or something* Stuck it! Perfect ten points if you ask me.

Yagyuu: *had his eyes closed the entire time*

Niou: ... *looks over at Yagyuu* *drops his arms with an exasperated sound* You aren't even watching!

Yagyuu: *opens his eyes and sees Niou standing there perfectly fine* *marches over and shoves him once* That was dangerous!

Niou: *stumbles back a step* Oh whatever, I'm totally fine! *marches back to the monkey bars* I'm going to do it again.

Yagyuu: *sputters* Again?! Why do you need to do it again?!

Niou: *looks over his shoulder* Because it was fun?

Yagyuu: You could use the monkey bars for its original purpose.

Niou: I'm too big for them. I can practically just walk along while holding onto them.

Yagyuu: Then pull your legs up or something!

Niou: *rolls his eyes* That's boring.

Yagyuu: No, it's not. It... works your abdominals! *crosses his arms with a hmph*

Niou: *blinks* *lifts up his shirt, patting his stomach* Psh, my abdominals are fiiiine.

Yagyuu: Are not. They're getting flabby already.

Niou: *pokes at them* Hmph, what do you know. They're SOLID STEEL.

Yagyuu: Well, I see fat.

Niou: Then you obviously need to get your glasses prescription checked.

Yagyuu: No, my eyesight is fine. See, you have fat riiiight *walks over and pinches the side of his stomach not-so-gently* here. *smiles pleasantly*

Niou: *jumps slightly, smacking Yagyuu's hand away* Ow, hey! You're pinching pure, grade-A MUSCLE, I'll have you know.

Yagyuu: *blinks, then scoffs* Alright, delude yourself. *turns and starts walking towards the slides*

Niou: ... *glances at the monkey bars, then sighs and walks after Yagyuu*

Yagyuu: *climbs up the steps and sits at the top of the slide*

Niou: *follows him up, sitting on the top step* Sure this isn't too high for you?

Yagyuu: I'll... be fine. *grips the railing and doesn't look down* Why did I come up here again?

Niou: Heck if I know. *grins, turning slightly to look at Yagyuu* It's not that far.

Yagyuu: Right. *nods* *mutters* Stupid, stupid night time when I can't see. Stupid.

Niou: *leans closer to Yagyuu, putting his face somewhere near his shoulder* It's kind of cool, though. You'd go down the slide and have no idea when you're going to stop. You could just keep going forever and ever and ever! It'd be an ADVENTURE.

Yagyuu: Oh my GOD, SHUT UP. *reaches behind him blindly to smack Niou*

Niou: *rests one of his hands on the middle of Yagyuu's back* You should try it!

Yagyuu: *freezes* Niou-kun. Niou-kun, get your hand away right now. I'm serious. Don't you push me because I will kill you.

Niou: *pushes him just slightly, but not enough to make him actually move* Seriously, it's not far. Three-year-olds use this thing.

Yagyuu: *makes a choked noise and holds onto the handles tighter* STOP PUSHING ME.

Niou: *makes an exasperated sound and drops his hand* Well how are you going to get down from here, then?

Yagyuu: I don't know but I'll figure it out. *pauses* Maybe I'll go back down the way I came but seeing as how you're blocking that way...

Niou: *purposely sprawls out, crossing his arms behind his head* I'm quite comfortable here! I think I'll hang around for a bit.

Yagyuu: *sputters* You know what, no. We're switching places. I'm climbing back down. *prods Niou* MOVE.

Niou: *doesn't budge* Nope!

Yagyuu: ... Fine. FINE! I'm climbing over you then. *starts turning around slowly*

Niou: *tilts his head back, glancing at Yagyuu* Yeah, good luck with that.

Yagyuu: *replies by placing a knee on Niou's shoulder*

Niou: *braces himself* I'm NOT moving.

Yagyuu: *lets go of the rail to lean forward and place his hands on Niou's stomach*

Niou: *jerks slightly, arms shooting out to the sides to grab the railings in a shoddy attempt at blocking Yagyuu further* Oy!

Yagyuu: If you don't move, I am putting all my body weight on you and we both know that I have more muscle mass! *shifts forward slightly*

Niou: *bends forward slightly with the pressure* Where am I supposed to move to?? You're just going to push me over and then we'll tumble through the dark abyss to our DEATHS.

Yagyuu: I don't know but I can't see and I think my other knee is going to land on your face soon. AND WE WON'T FALL.

Niou: We MIGHT fall. *lets go of the railings* You'll break your neck and never be able to play tennis again.

Yagyuu: *stays still for a bit, then sighs and starts crawling over Niou's chest* You are melodramatic and I am getting off before you find other stupid things to do.

Niou: ...WHAT are you doing? *fidgets and tries to back up except that he has nowhere to go* Oh my god, STOP. I'll move!

Yagyuu: *stops and has one knee nudged in between Niou's side and the rail, his hands on Niou's thighs, and the other knee probably digging into his ribcage* ... Okay then.

Niou: ... *pauses* Well. I mean I WOULD move. But you're kind of holding me down. *blinks and steadily averts his gaze*

Yagyuu: *looks down between his legs, his glasses slowly sliding down to his forehead* So? What do you want me to do?

Niou: *shifts* I don't know! Get off? Keep going? Crawl back up to where you were? SOMETHING.

Yagyuu: *moves because Niou moved* You just told me to stop! And stop fidgeting, I'm losing my balance!

Niou: *can't stop fidgeting* Just - you're like two feet away from the ground, never mind, keep going!

Yagyuu: I SAID STOP FIDGETING. *wobbles a little* I can't move if you keep moving!

Niou: *takes a deep breath and goes still* Okay. There. GO.

Yagyuu: *waits for a second then lifts his head again, this time his glasses falling lopsided onto his nose so he really can't see and thus, starts patting around*

Niou: *makes a sort of strangled sound and his eyes fly wide open as Yagyuu starts patting a LITTLE TOO CLOSE to his crotch* Gah- Don't- YAGYUU. Oy! *grabs at Yagyuu's wrist*

Yagyuu: *didn't expect Niou to grab his wrist and stumbles a little, the hand Niou's holding thus falling into the space between his thighs* What the hell, Niou-kun!

Niou: *actually squeaks and brings his knees up a little, knocking into Yagyuu with them* Oh my god- Watch it!!

Yagyuu: *face is hit by Niou's knee and his glasses fall off* Oh my god, DON'T MOVE. *starts patting around some more*

Niou: *goes completely tense and let's his head drop back with a loud thunk, staring wide-eyed up at dark sky* ...Yagyuu.

Yagyuu: *leans down as if that'll make him see better in the dark* What is it?

Niou: *swallows* ...Your hand.

Yagyuu: What about my hand? *grabs the inside of Niou's thigh, squinting* What is that?

Niou: *breathes in shakily and squeezes his eyes shut* That's my leg, you complete idiot, but it is very close to NOT being my leg and I would very much appreciate it if you would let go of me already and get OFF, I swear to god, because I'm really not sure this is the right place to be doing this sort of thing and - and really, being safely on the ground seems like a REALLY GOOD idea right now! *babbles*

Yagyuu: ... *blinks* ... *lets go of Niou's leg* ... Oh. That's. Well, you see. I would. *clears his throat* Except you knocked off my glasses and I can't see. So I can't get off. I mean, uhh. Shit.

Niou: *opens his eyes and glares in Yagyuu's general direction* How dare you be practically blind in this time of crisis. *rolls his eyes* Give me your hand before you go grabbing OTHER things, god. *holds out his hand*

Yagyuu: *reaches behind him blindly* It's your fault!

Niou: How is it MY fault?! *grabs Yagyuu's hand* Okay. Swing your legs... *gestures randomly* THAT way. Or something. Turn around.

Yagyuu: *glances down in between his legs again, Niou's face a big giant blob basically* What the hell do you mean "THAT way". You give really crappy directions, you know that? *feels around for the railing with his free hand and slowly turns around, but slips halfway and lands flush against Niou's chest* Oomph! .... Oops.

Niou: *sucks in a breath, tightening his grip on Yagyuu's hand* Well. *laughs somewhat nervously* This is slightly better than you trying to feel me up, at least. In the middle of the night. At a shady park. Gosh, Yagyuu, have you no morals??

Yagyuu: You were the one that brought me here! *shifts so that his knee isn't digging uncomfortably into the railing* Also, I was searching for my glasses that you knocked off and -- *stops then looks off to the side, confused* Wait. What? FEEL YOU UP?!

Niou: Don't even TRY to deny it, Yaaagyuu. That's OBVIOUSLY what you were doing! *grins down at Yagyuu* I know I'm hot, but please. Try to control yourself next time.

Yagyuu: *is insulted* No. NO. I was LOOKING for my glasses. Besides, YOU were the one freaking out.

Niou: *huffs, shifting his gaze away* I was not...freaking out, that's - I wasn't!

Yagyuu: It was only completely obvious.

Niou: ...WELL. *squirms slightly under Yagyuu's weight*

Yagyuu: *coughs at the squirming* *and the awkward*

Niou: Well- *aware that he's repeating himself* *makes an exasperated sound* Look, are you going to kiss me or what?

Yagyuu: *looks right at Niou and blinks at him* Someone's demanding.

Niou: You're LYING ON TOP OF ME, what do you expect??

Yagyuu: *folds his hands on top of Niou's chest and rests his chin on them* I don't know.

Niou: ... *frowns* What're you doing?

Yagyuu: *shrugs* Nothing.

Niou: ...Obviously.

Yagyuu: *stays silent and still for a few moments* ... *sticks his tongue out and licks Niou's chin*

Niou: ... *blinks* ... *blinks again* You- erm. That. *alkjsdhf* *grips the bottom of Yagyuu's shirt without really realizing it, face going red*

Yagyuu: *clears his throat and looks away* Sorry. I didn't... I wasn't really thinking. *swallows nervously*

Niou: No- *tugs at Yagyuu's shirt impatiently* I wasn't complaining!

Yagyuu: Oh. *grins a little and scoots up just the slightest* So uh -- this is -- *places a brief kiss on Niou's jaw*

Niou: Hmm. *tilts his head to the side just slightly, giving Yagyuu easier access* Better.

Yagyuu: *realizes Niou kind of smells good and buries his face in the crook of Niou's neck*

Niou: *twitches because it tickles and can't help snorting a bit because of it* *snakes his arms around Yagyuu's waist*

Yagyuu: *laughs, then goes quiet again, kissing Niou's neck every once in a while*

Niou: *starts squirming again after a minute of this, then finally snaps and tries to pull Yagyuu up closer to him* Yagyuu!

Yagyuu: *snickers and readjusts himself until he has his elbows propped on either side of Niou's head* *mocks* Niou-kun.

Niou: *looks up at Yagyuu* Can't you- *tightens his arms, but it doesn't really bring Yagyuu any closer* *starts getting whiny because he's mature like that* Yaaagyuuuuuu!!

Yagyuu: *rolls his eyes, then proceeds to kiss Niou without warning, possibly with an appearance of his tongue, then pulling back just as quickly* Niou-kun.

Niou: *is left with his mouth sort of hanging open, and gives Yagyuu an incredulous look* What was THAT?? Don't just stop, keep going- *leans forward a bit*

Yagyuu: *raises an eyebrow and hovers over Niou's mouth* No, I think it's your turn. *absently plays with Niou's rattail*

Niou: *rolls his eyes and reaches up to cup the back of Yagyuu's neck, pulling him down and crushing their mouths together probably a bit too eagerly*

Yagyuu: *sucks in a breath before his mouth touches Niou's, fingers immediately threading themselves in Niou's hair as he kisses him back with just as much intensity* *curls his other hand around Niou's arm, using it as leverage*

Niou: *arches up into Yagyuu as well as he can, hooking one of his legs around the back of Yagyuu's* *digs his fingers into Yagyuu's neck without meaning to as he tips his head slightly to the side and deepens the kiss*

Yagyuu: *makes sort of an embarrassing muffled whimper, tilting his head as well, fingers still gripping tightly onto Niou's hair* *shifts and moves his free leg over Niou's hip, knocking into the rails but ignoring that completely*

Niou: *slips his other hand just under the back of Yagyuu's shirt* *breaks away for a second, resting his forehead against Yagyuu's and absently strokes his skin, breathing heavily* I told you the playground was a good idea.

Yagyuu: *smiles shakily and slides his hand from Niou's hair to his chest, running his fingers along Niou's collarbone* *mumbles* Shut up. *leans down to kiss Niou more slowly this time*

Niou: *grins against Yagyuu's mouth and starts playing with the hair at the nape of his neck* *lets the hand he has on Yagyuu's back drift a little lower*

Yagyuu: *grips the material of Niou's shirt tightly, holding onto it for a few seconds before letting go and drifting his hand downwards to play with the hem, fingers sneaking underneath to trail over Niou's skin*

Niou: *sucks his stomach in slightly, but doesn't stop kissing Yagyuu* *if anything, starts kissing him harder and moves his hand more over his backside, tightening his hold*

Yagyuu: *smiles and follows Niou's lead, growing a bit more daring and placing his entire palm against Niou's side* *pulls back briefly to catch his breath* ...Niou-kun.

Niou: *panting a little* Hm - what? *has a one-track mind at the moment and tries to pull Yagyuu back down before he can actually answer*

Yagyuu: Mmph--! Niou-kun. *kiss* I really don't- *kiss* think I- *kiss* want to- *kiss* do this- *kiss* on a slide.

Niou: *pauses in the middle of kissing him* ...Do? *pulls back, blinking* Do...what, exactly? I mean - okay, dumb question. Um. *is suddenly acutely aware of the way the steps are digging into his back* Right. *kiss* This isn't exactly comfortable. *kisses again and doesn't stop*

Yagyuu: *removes his hand from under Niou's shirt and tries to push himself up but that proves to be difficult when he keeps kissing Niou back* *sighs against Niou's mouth before finally pulling away with a soft groan and props himself above him* Down. Us. Move.

Niou: ... *pouts* Alright, alright. *attempts to sit up as much as he can with Yagyuu there* Here, give me your hand again and climb down. I'll hold on.

Yagyuu: *ends up straddling Niou's lap* I still can't see.

Niou: *grabs Yagyuu's hand himself* Jump down. It's not far - you WON'T fall.

Yagyuu: Not that, you idiot. My glasses.

Niou: Oh. *pauses* I have no idea where they went. *looks around* Maybe they're on the ground...

Yagyuu: ... Are you trying to tell me that you made me lose my glasses? *not amused*

Niou: *lofty tone* Well I doubt they're actually LOST...

Yagyuu: NIOU-KUN. I don't wear those for show!

Niou: It's not like they just disappeared into thin air! As long as you don't step on them we'll find them! *squints at the ground, trying to see if they're there*

Yagyuu: What if some rodent stole them while you were too busy sucking my face?!

Niou: Oh my god. There aren't any rats here, now would you stop stalling and get going already? *squeezes Yagyuu's hand*

Yagyuu: *sighs exasperatedly* Okay, fine. *holds onto Niou's hand and the side railing and slowly starts to climb down, making sure his glasses aren't on the steps before placing his full weight on them*

Niou: There, see? Not hard. *keeps holding onto his hand and finally sits all the way up* Check under the steps, maybe they fell through.

Yagyuu: Oh, be quiet. *gets on his hands and knees and starts searching* Well, are you going to help?

Niou: In a minute! *jumps up and turns, climbing to the top of the steps* I want to go down the slide first.

Yagyuu: You are such a CHILD. *keeps searching, crawling under the slide*

Niou: Just because I know how to have FUN. *pushes off and goes down the slide, wheee* ... *doesn't move once he gets to the bottom*

Niou: ...That wasn't nearly as exciting as I remembered it being.

Yagyuu: That's great. Stop wallowing about your childhood and come over here. If I don't find my glasses, I'll be in a bad mood for weeks and you know exactly what that means.

Niou: *sighs loudly and rolls off the slide onto his knees, crawling over to where Yagyuu is* It means there will be DEATH AND DOOM until you get out of your snit.

Yagyuu: No, it means I won't feel like kissing anything, much less your mouth. *squints even more* And figures this would happen when there's no moon out.

Niou: The streetlight just HAD to be out, too. *starts looking more seriously though because No Kissing = Huge Threat* Hmm, maybe a rat DID carry them off. *stands up, brushing off his knees, and checks the steps again*

Yagyuu: You said there weren't any rats! *somehow thinks that laying flat on his stomach will help him find his glasses better*

Niou: It might not have been rats. It might've been aliens- *stops talking abruptly as he takes a step and his foot lands on something with a very worrying crunching sound* ...

Yagyuu: .................................................................. *doesn't even breathe*

Niou: ...... *winces* Um.

Yagyuu: *gets up slowly and crawls over to Niou's foot*

Niou: *doesn't move*

Yagyuu: *speaks in a very, very controlled voice* Niou-kun. What is under your shoe?

Niou: Uh. *swallows and still doesn't move* Probably a...broken bottle or something. You know. These dirty playgrounds and all. So much litter and trash around!

Yagyuu: Of course. Then you wouldn't mind lifting your foot, would you?

Niou: I kind of like it where it is. It's helping me stand. I don't balance well on one foot.

Yagyuu: I think your foot would also enjoy standing approximately 6 cm to the left. *grabs Niou's ankle tightly to try and force him to move it*

Niou: *only causes him to instinctively put more pressure on it to keep it from moving, which in turn causes more lovely crunching sounds* Ack-!

Yagyuu: *hears the horrible sounds and uses both hands to start shaking Niou's leg* GET OFF MY GLASSES OH MY GOD. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

Niou: *jumps back off Yagyuu's glasses, holding his hands out in front of him as if to ward off any attacks* I didn't meant to!! How was I supposed to know they were there - don't you have another pair???

Yagyuu: *gingerly picks up his broken glasses and watches as half a lens falls out* *makes a pathetic noise* I have another pair but YOU JUST STEPPED ON AND BROKE $200!!! *stands up and waves the bent glasses in Niou's face, verbally keysmashing at him*

Niou: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! *waves his hands in front of him, looking sheepish* Maybe you can fix them! *pauses* Do you have any glue with you?

Yagyuu: *looks at Niou like he's the biggest idiot ever - which he is* ....Glue. GLUE?! YOU DON'T GLUE GLASSES BACK TOGETHER!!!

Niou: *scoffs* Well have you ever TRIED it?

Yagyuu: NIOU. KUN!!! *lksdjfsdlkjfkfd* AUGH.

Niou: *winces again* I'm SORRY. *looks at the glasses* Are you blind now?

Yagyuu: Oh no, I'm FINE. I just like wearing glasses because I think they LOOK COOL.

Niou: Well. That's why I wear them.

Yagyuu: *blinks at him* .............................. *pulls his mouth into a very straight line*

Niou: ... *coughs* When I'm you, I mean.

Yagyuu: *raises his hand to Niou's neck as if to choke him, but can only stand and shake in irritation*

Niou: *takes a step back* You just said you had another pair! Maybe it's time for you to get some new ones anyway.

Yagyuu: *reaches forward and grabs Niou's collar to keep him from going further* I LIKED THIS PAIR.

Niou: *grasps Yagyuu's wrists* Get another pair like them! I'll even chip in. I have like...twenty bucks.

Yagyuu: Twen-- twenty. TWENTY. YOU SHOULD BE PAYING FOR ALL OF IT. *tries to go for Niou's neck again*

Niou: *tightens his grip on Yagyuu's wrists to stop him and takes another step back* I can't afford that!

Yagyuu: Then you shouldn't have stepped on them in the first place! *keeps shoving Niou back*

Niou: *is slowly getting backed up against the side of the slide* It's pitch black out here, it's not like I have night-time vision or something.

Yagyuu: You could've walked around a little more carefully instead of stomping around like some - some, WHATEVER. *slams Niou up against the slide and leans in to glare at him even more*

Niou: I wasn't STOMPING- ow, hey! *glares back* You told me to help you look!

Yagyuu: I didn't think I had to spell out instructions to you! The carefully part was kind of implied! *fists Niou's shirt*

Niou: I was being careful! *releases Yagyuu's wrists and finds his hips instead, hooking his fingers into his belt loops and yanking him closer*

Yagyuu: *doesn't really notice the yanking* Then *pokes Niou in the chest with each word* why. Are. My. Glasses. Broken.

Niou: *slides his arms around Yagyuu's waist now that he's close enough* Because you let them fall off?

Yagyuu: *mouth opens in insult* Your knee smashed into my face.

Niou: You should have caught them!

Yagyuu: You told me not to move!

Niou: WELL. *pouts* They're just glasses. It's NOT that big a deal.

Yagyuu: Then you can go tell my parents what happened then.

Niou: *rolls his eyes* Fine, I will- *gets tired of arguing and leans forward abruptly, kissing Yagyuu*

Yagyuu: *eyes widen and he lets out a surprised sound before placing his hands on Niou's chest and trying to push him away*

Niou: *lets Yagyuu push him back, grinning goofily* Sorry. *doesn't let go of him, though*

Yagyuu: *crosses his arms in between them and pouts a little* If that's your apology, then I DON'T ACCEPT.

Niou: Psh, that was just me kissing you. But. *reaches up, uncrossing Yagyuu's arms and grabbing each of his hands, threading their fingers* I apologize. *leans in, kissing Yagyuu slowly, then pulls back a bit* I didn't mean to break your glasses.

Yagyuu: *blinks in surprise since he rarely sees Niou's genuine sincere side, his mouth forming a small 'o' afterwards* *looks off to the side stubbornly* You're half-forgiven.

Niou: *laughs* Only half? *raises an eyebrow, pushing against Yagyuu's hands absently* How do I get fully-forgiven?

Yagyuu: *rocks back and forth on his feet, rubbing against Niou, while he thinks* *shrugs* I'll tell you once I think of something worthwhile.

Niou: Hmm. *tries not to be TOO distracted by the rubbing* Well. Do I have to stand around waiting for you to think of something or can we do something a little more exciting than that?

Yagyuu: *keeps rocking since it is apparently a habit of his* What's wrong with being patient?

Niou: *flat look* Have you EVER known me to be patient?

Yagyuu: *stops and sighs* I think that in this situation, it's probably in your best interests to try.

Niou: ... *dramatic sigh* Fiiiiine. *lets go of Yagyuu's hands and abruptly sits down on the ground*

Yagyuu: *watches Niou with slight amusement* *takes a few steps until he's standing behind Niou, then sits down himself and rests his face against Niou's shoulder*

Niou: *blinks, glancing over at him* You're not tired, are you? I think we've passed the 11 o'clock mark.

Yagyuu: *carefully slips his arms around Niou's waist and shakes his head*

Niou: *relaxes back against the slide, draping his arm over Yagyuu's shoulders* Just comfortable, then?

Yagyuu: Sure. Actually I still hate you for breaking my glasses. *scoots closer*

Niou: You can't hate me, I've been half-forgiven! *leans a bit against Yagyuu, arm dropping to wrap around his waist, fingers brushing the top of his thigh*

Yagyuu: If you're only half-forgiven, then that means I can still half-hate you. *moves one hand over to cover Niou's, turning it up so he can trace the lines on his palm* But it's still turning back into mostly hate since you make me do really stupid things like this.

Niou: *watches Yagyuu, flexing his hand a bit because it tickles* Stupid things like what? I didn't ask you to read my palm!

Yagyuu: *pulls away a bit and glares at Niou* Stupid things that might end soon because you're really good at ruining the mood!

Niou: *shuts his mouth quickly* ... *shifty eyes* I don't mean to... *coughs* Please. By all means. Continue.

Yagyuu: *prods at Niou's head* Honestly, I don't understand how you're surviving in society.

Niou: *grins* Only the strongest survive, so that OBVIOUSLY includes me.

Yagyuu: *gives him a skeptical look* Whatever, Niou-kun. If it makes you feel better about yourself. *leans his head on Niou's shoulder again*

Niou: I speak only the truth. *settles in, tightening his arm around Yagyuu* I won't ruin the mood this time.

Yagyuu: Of course not. Now you're just scared of what I might do. Or not do for that matter. *plays lazy footsie*

Niou: I'm hardly SCARED. *brushes his fingers under the hem of Yagyuu's shirt* I'm not worried in the slightest.

Yagyuu: *tenses for the briefest moment* Right. And if I said I wanted to go home?

Niou: *pauses* Then...I would take you home. And invite myself to sleep over because I don't feel like catching the late bus back to mine. *smiles innocently*

Yagyuu: Idiot. *smiles against Niou's shirt anyway* *shifts abruptly so that he's laying on the ground and using Niou's lap as his pillow*

Niou: *blinks, then grins* *runs his fingers through Yagyuu's hair, ruffling it, and snorts lightly* And you didn't want to come out with me tonight. You should just accept that ALL of my ideas are brilliant ones.

Yagyuu: *catches Niou's hand and holds it above his face, playing with his fingers* Oh yes. I don't regret ANYTHING at all about coming out here with you.

Niou: ...Aside from the glasses part. *sheepish laugh*

Yagyuu: Hn. *runs his other hand over Niou's wrist and the inside of his arm absently*

Niou: *shivers a bit and lets him, eyes going half-closed*

Yagyuu: *laughs silently at Niou's reaction and keeps drifting his fingers over his skin on purpose*

Niou: *murmurs something unintelligible, slumping slightly against the slide and watching Yagyuu's hand almost hypnotically* *mumbles after a moment* ...Yagyuu.

Yagyuu: *takes his hand away but brings Niou's palm to his mouth, kissing it lightly* Yes, Niou-kun?

Niou: *smiles sleepily, closing his eyes* I'm glad you came with me.

Yagyuu: *pauses, then smiles and shifts onto his side, wrapping his arms around Niou's waist and snuggling against his stomach* I kind of am too.

Niou: *smile stretches into a grin, then gradually fades as he falls asleeeeeep*

Yagyuu: *and is eventually lulled to sleep as well by Niou's breathing*

Niou: *snores very attractively :|*

Yagyuu: *will realize in the morning that he has his face in Niou's CROTCH*

Niou: *will be AWESOMELY AWKWARD about it*

Yagyuu: *after they get caught by a bunch of 5 year olds and their GRANDPARENTS*

Niou: *FUN TIMES*

Yagyuu: *the definition of D1*

Niou: *indeed!!!*

END

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