YO, PAY ATTENTION!

[mitamisha]

Comments

[toroooonnnndou]

Good. You can come with me to the desert to retrieve Yukimura.

[mitamisha]

...It's the desert now? I thought he was in rain forest or something?

Does this mean we get BONDING time??

[toroooonnnndou]

It'll be the desert by the time I get to the rainforest so I'm planning ahead.

Yes. Apparently Renji thinks we're too much like a scalene triangle to go together.

[mitamisha]

Uh-huuuuh. And how are we getting there?

I usually zone out when Yanagi starts talking like a geometry textbook so I have no idea what that is supposed to mean BUT OKAY.

[toroooonnnndou]

Tandem bike.

I was offended. I am an EQUILATERAL triangle.

[mitamisha]

Isn't there sort of the issue of...you know...a certain giant body of water being in the way?

Can I be an isosceles triangle??

[toroooonnnndou]

There will be islands to take a break on.

No. You can be a rhombus.

[mitamisha]

Bikes don't really adapt well in water. Trust me. I tried to bike across my neighbor's pool once and it didn't end well.

[toroooonnnndou]

You must pedal really fast. That's why we'll use a tadem.

A rhombus is not a square.

[mitamisha]

How about I take a nap while you go superhuman and do all the fast pedaling?

But a square IS a rhombus. I ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING IN THAT STUPID MATH CLASS.

[toroooonnnndou]

It's a teamwork activity.

Do you have to use that icon on me?

[mitamisha]

But see, I would prefer to NOT die while we needlessly try to rescue Yukimura.

[toroooonnnndou]

What would you suggest then?

The emoticon?

[mitamisha]

Have yooouu...called him?

Oh.

[toroooonnnndou]

His phone is dead.

It offends me.

[mitamisha]

Did you try his super secret number that only people in his innermost elite circle know? THAT phone never dies.

Is it his buckteeth?