LOG POST: Niou and Yagyuu
LOG POST: Niou and Yagyuu.
Golf smut. Except not really. Happened tonight! Rated PG-13 for MANLY CUDDLING.
Niou: *bounces up the front steps to Yagyuu's, carrying a bag of chips, two liters of soda, a bag of gummy bears, and secretly has his gameboy tucked into his back pocket* *balances all of this in one arm and rings the doorbell with his free hand*
Niou: *gets impatient after about two seconds and rings it three more times right in a row* *starts tapping his foot and looking around*
Yagyuu: *surprised to hear only four rings when Niou's average is usually around ten* *opens the door and jaw drops slightly at all the food - the JUNK FOOD - that Niou is carrying* Uh. Do you need help with that?
Niou: *waves Yagyuu off with his empty hand* Nope, I got it! I'm a strapping young man, I can handle a couple bottles of soda! *pushes past Yagyuu into the house, toeing off his shoes*
Yagyuu: *eyes the trails of dirt like he always does before bending down to rearrange Niou's shoes so that they're lined up all neat and proper with the others* You can set all that down in the kitchen if you want.
Niou: Will do! *goes off to the kitchen and drops everything onto the counter* *starts opening cabinets looking for the cups* Thirsty? I am. It's freaking HOT outside. Stupid summer. Wanna go to the pool tomorrow? *might be on a slight sugar rush as there was possibly a second bag of gummy bears that is already mysteriously gone*
Yagyuu: *follows Niou into the kitchen* .... Uh. *watches him with a raised eyebrow because Niou has been over dozens of times and knows where the cups are* Did you have a heat stroke or something?
Niou: Nope! *finds the cups with a triumphant cry* Had to psyche myself up to come over. Not that I didn't want to. I always want to. Had to get ready for the dvd, though. When are we watching it? Now?
Yagyuu: *blinks slowly* Yeah. *points vaguely* My sister's watching some weepy, angsty drama in the living room so we can watch the DVD in my room instead.
Niou: *pauses* *looks at Yagyuu* Your room, eh? *grins slowly* *takes the cups, candy, and a bottle of soda and heads for the stairs* Grab the chips, will ya?
Yagyuu: *brow furrows in confusion at the grin, but grabs the chips anyway and follows Niou up to his room* Where do you want to sit? *gestures around*
Niou: *looks toward the bed* Bed is fine. *dashes over and plops down onto it*
Yagyuu: *shrugs* Okay. *grabs the remote and climbs onto the bed, sitting himself against the wall* Comfortable?
Niou: *nods quickly* *rips the bag of gummy bears open and tosses some into his mouth* Movie?
Yagyuu: Documentary. *hits play and suddenly gets SUPER excited and bounces a little on the bed*
Niou: *rolls eyes and mutters under his breath* Oh, right, a documentary. *coughs slightly*
Yagyuu: *hand bats in Niou's general direction* SHHH, the music's starting!
Niou: Shoot, and I wouldn't want to interrupt THAT. *eats more gummy bears*
Yagyuu: *completely oblivious to everything except the tv screen* ..... *eyes glaze over a bit when the "#10 best golf course in the world" is featured*
Niou: *sighs loudly and leans back on the bed* *watches about fifteen seconds of the DOCUMENTARY, then starts shifting around* *pulls his feet up on the bed and leans on his elbow, trying to sneakily pull out his gameboy*
Yagyuu: *reaches over and grabs Niou's arm suddenly* Look at how huge that course is. *digs his nails into Niou's skin* TWO HUNDRED TEES IN THE DRIVING RANGE.
Niou: *jerks, turning around slightly and hiding the gameboy behind him* Oh yeah? Wow. I mean - WOW. That is just amazing. Seriously. Go them, with their...awesomeness and...two hundred tees.
Yagyuu: *keeps his hold on Niou's arm from course #9 through #5, hitting it whenever something SPECTACULAR comes on screen like the brief clip on how golf balls are made*
Niou: *is trying to play the gameboy with one hand and failing miserably* *starts tapping his foot and probably kicks Yagyuu a few times while he's at it*
Yagyuu: *doesn't notice any of that* *distractedly* Niou-kun, can you open the chips? I don't want to miss anything.
Niou: *flatly* I need both arms for that.
Yagyuu: *glances over VERY quickly* Just move your other hand over.
Niou: ...I'm LEANING on that arm. *tugs at the one in Yagyuu's grip*
Yagyuu: So lean on THIS one. *tugs back*
Niou: *shifty eyes* *stuffs his gameboy under the covers, then sits up reaching for the chips* Fine, fine. *opens them awkwardly since Yagyuu is still holding onto him* HERE.
Yagyuu: *reaches over blindly, accidentally grabbing Niou's leg*
Niou: YAGYUU. Stop feeling me up and take your stupid chips! *pauses* Or DON'T stop, you know, I'm okay with that option, too.
Yagyuu: What? *finally looks away from the TV, down to his hand* *blushes and pulls his hand away quickly* You can have the chips first.
Niou: *smirks a bit coz Yagyuu's bluuuushing* I opened them for YOU. *takes a handful anyway*
Yagyuu: *forces himself to be enthralled in the DVD* *reaches over slowly this time and doesn't even touch the edges of the bag, grabbing one single chip*
Niou: You girl. You're not going to eat any more than that? *raises his eyebrows*
Yagyuu: *offended* How am I a girl just because I take one chip at a time?
Niou: Because manly men eat like THIS- *stuffs an entire handful of chips into his mouth with a sound like what Cookie Monster makes*
Yagyuu: *watches in horror* Oh my god. That's disgusting.
Niou: *grins widely* See? Girl.
Yagyuu: Why are you so sexist? *grabs another SINGLE chip*
Niou: I'm not sexist. Most of the time, anyway. *glances back at the tv* What's going on now? *pretends like he cares*
Yagyuu: *looks back and eyes bug out* You made me miss number four! *grabs the remote and starts the section over again*
Niou: ...What- No- WHY? That part was almost done! *pouts*
Yagyuu: Because. You have to watch the entire thing. *shifts and sits indian style*
Niou: I WAS watching that part, it's not my fault you were distracted. *slouches to the side again and leans on his elbow* *keeps pouting*
Yagyuu: What? It IS your fault! *looks over* Why are you pouting?
Niou: *abruptly schools his face into a normal expression* I'm not pouting. *shifty eyes* And if I AM, it's because...I...was very excited to see what the next part was about and now I have to wait again! *taps Yagyuu's leg with his foot*
Yagyuu: But all of it is exciting! Watching it twice is good too. *stares down* Why do you keep hitting my leg with your foot?
Niou: *looks VERY interested in the tv screen* Because I feel like it. *keeps tapping him*
Yagyuu: *keeps watching the foot* You can't tap something else?
Niou: Well your leg is in such a convenient spot!
Yagyuu: *reaches behind him for a pillow and shoves it in between them* There.
Niou: ... *glowers* *eats some gummy bears, watching Yagyuu* ... *shifts around and flops onto his back, throwing his legs across Yagyuu's lap*
Yagyuu: ... *looks down slowly* ... Niou-kun. *talks towards Niou's legs*
Niou: *innocent* Yaaagyuu?
Yagyuu: There's more of you touching me.
Niou: Is that bad? *pops a gummy bear into his mouth, grinning*
Yagyuu: You're in my personal bubble.
Niou: I like being in your personal bubble.
Yagyuu: It is called a personal bubble for a reason!
Niou: *sits up, tucking his legs under himself and leans over, putting his face right next to Yagyuu's* So this bothers you?
Yagyuu: *automatically leans back, tongue sticking out slightly in revolt* N-No.
Niou: *leans closer* No? Really?
Yagyuu: *moves back even more, shaking a little since he's now at an odd angle* Honestly.
Niou: *swiftly moves around and throws one leg over Yagyuu's hips, straddling him, and puts his hands on his shoulders* And now?
Yagyuu: *doesn't squeak, really, then swallows nervously* N-Niou-kun. I... I c-can't see the screen. *grabs Niou's wrists with just his thumb and index fingers, as if that will do anything*
Niou: *doesn't move an inch* You're not missing anything interesting, trust me. *smirks*
Yagyuu: But. *quietly* Madagascar golf courses are the best. *is entirely unconvincing*
Niou: You know, the cool thing about dvds is that you can PAUSE them. And then watch them again later. *shakes his wrists a bit in Yagyuu's grip*
Yagyuu: *lets his hands fall, keeping them very still and very away from Niou* Except now we're left in suspense.
Niou: It's killing you, I know. You were probably REALLY wondering what the length of that final course was, too. *scoots even closer if possible* Want me to move so you can find out?
Yagyuu: *mouth tightens because it's possible* Well. I. That would be ideal. I guess.
Niou: *drops his hands from Yagyuu's shoulders and sits back, shrugging* If you say so.
Yagyuu: ... You didn't move. *blinks*
Niou: Well I'm comfortable here! Maybe I'll stay awhile instead.
Yagyuu: What do you mean 'you'll STAY A WHILE'???!??!
Niou: *crosses his arms* Usually when someone says that it means they're not going anywhere anytime soon.
Yagyuu: *sputters* This - you - YOU'RE ON MY LAP. *turns red*
Niou: Heh. *shifts a bit* Good of you to notice. *smirks*
Yagyuu: *tenses up* You're cutting off circulation to my feet.
Niou: You don't need them right now anyway.
Yagyuu: Why wouldn't I need my feet?
Niou: *pushes Yagyuu onto his back on the bed suddenly, leaning over him* Because you're not going to be walking away anytime soon.
Yagyuu: *eyes widen and grabs Niou's shoulders out of reflex* ... *glances to the side* You made me miss number four again.
Niou: *grins* I won't complain about you re-watching it this time. But it'll have to be later.
Yagyuu: Isn't it rude to tell the host what to do?
Niou: I never pretended to be polite. *pauses* Unless your mom is around.
Yagyuu: She's in the garden. *pauses the same length* But you could learn some manners.
Niou: Does having manners mean I'm supposed to give you some sort of warning before I do something spontaneous?
Yagyuu: You're becoming predictable.
Niou: *raises his eyebrows* What was I going to do then?
Yagyuu: *shrugs and looks away*
Niou: No, come on! Since I'm soooo predictable and all.
Yagyuu: Then it doesn't have to be said since you're predictable and we both know the answer.
Niou: *tugs absently at the bottom of Yagyuu's shirt* Maybe you were wrong, though.
Yagyuu: So you're on top of me because... *blinks*
Niou: I said I was comfortable here, didn't I?
Yagyuu: What if I'm not?
Niou: Are you? *pokes Yagyuu in the stomach*
Yagyuu: *curls up suddenly because it tickled and knocks his forehead against Niou's*
Niou: Ow-! *jerks back a bit rubbing his forehead* ... *pokes him again*
Yagyuu: Stop -- *laughs but stops himself, covering his stomach with his hands*
Niou: *eyes widen slightly* You're actually ti-- See, THAT'S what I was planning on doing all along! YEAH. So there! *lunges and starts running his fingers up and down Yagyuu's sides quickly*
Yagyuu: *jumps and starts squirming, trying to bat away Niou's hands* S-stop that! .... Niou-kun! Sto -- *hits Niou with his knee dangerously close to his crotch*
Niou: *freezes* Well you don't have to get VIOLENT.
Yagyuu: It was reflex. *glances down quickly*
Niou: You could have SEVERELY WOUNDED me!
Yagyuu: You're fine. Stop whining.
Niou: *pouts* WELL. *flops off Yagyuu and rolls over onto his back beside him*
Yagyuu: *blinks and looks over* Are you pouting?
Niou: No. *crosses his arms behind his head*
Yagyuu: *stares at the elbow suddenly in his face* Then what are you doing?
Niou: Resting. Why?
Yagyuu: I... *chews on his lip* Nothing. Whatever. *rolls the other way and continues watching the DVD on his side*
Niou: *rolls the same way Yagyuu did and leans over his shoulder to talk to him, pressing up against his back* Let me know how the rest of the dvd goes. I think I might just take a nap. I'm feeling randomly tired - must have been all that exercise I didn't do today. *cheeky grin*
Yagyuu: *stiffens slightly before relaxing* Yes, Niou-kun. Your ever exhausting and fast-paced life.
Niou: Hey, I had to walk all the way over here earlier! In the billion-degree heat! *rolls over onto his back again*
Yagyuu: All the way being from the bus stop three blocks away. I bet you're an entire five pounds lighter.
Niou: I probably am. Maybe I'll be able to fit into my skinny jeans again! Not that I have a pair. But if I did, they'd fit!
Yagyuu: *looks over his shoulders and gives Niou a weird look* Skinny jeans. Seriously? What are you, a girl?
Niou: *glances at Yagyuu* I just said I didn't have a pair! It was a JOKE.
Yagyuu: *snorts and turns back around* Whatever. You probably do.
Niou: I don't. *sticks his tongue out at Yagyuu's back* Have you ever seen me wear any?
Yagyuu: No. I've seen you wear even more ridiculous things instead.
Niou: I like my ridiculous things.
Yagyuu: They're ridiculous though.
Niou: Thus the reason I like them.
Yagyuu: I don't.
Niou: ... *frowns* WELL. I don't care.
Yagyuu: I meant wearing them.
Niou: Oh. Right. That's - good, then. Because otherwise you'd be copying my style!
Yagyuu: *sighs and pauses the DVD, then flops onto his back again* Niou-kun.
Niou: *blinks* Yagyuu?
Yagyuu: ... *takes a deep breath then rolls again, this time onto Niou* Small talk with you takes too much work.
Niou: *blinks again* *twice* ... *smirks a bit and raises his eyebrows* Does that mean we're done talking?
Yagyuu: Will you just shut up and make your mouth do something useful?
Niou: *snorts* About time you said something. *cups his hand behind Yagyuu's neck and pulls him down to kiss him hard*
Yagyuu: *has just enough time to roll his eyes before he's kissing Niou back, hands firmly clutching his shoulders*
Niou: *slides the hand on Yagyuu's neck up into his hair as he deepens the kiss, and starts toying with the bottom of Yagyuu's shirt with his other hand*
Yagyuu: *sighs softly and shifts so that their legs are tangled together, and lets go of one shoulder to stroke his thumb along Niou's collarbone*
Niou: *shivers slightly and pulls back, staying close enough that his mouth is still brushing Yagyuu's* Just for the record...I'm EXCELLENT at small talk, thank you very much. *slips his hand under Yagyuu's shirt just at his hip, running his fingers lightly across his skin*
Yagyuu: *sucks in a quick breath before resting his head on Niou's shoulder, lips pressing against his neck* Skinny jeans is a horrible topic. *places a kiss just below Niou's jaw*
Niou: *tilts his head back, taking deeper breaths* Really? I thought it was a fascinating topic. But I guess we could talk about your sweater-vests instead if you want. *slowly trails his other hand down from Yagyuu's hair and slides that one under his shirt just slightly, too*
Yagyuu: *makes a sort of strangled noise and inadvertently presses down against Niou's hands, his own going back to tracing the curves of Niou's neck* You love wearing the sweater-vests. You always ask to switch more during the winter.
Niou: That's not true at all. *breathes in sharply* You're obviously making stuff up. *leans up to kiss Yagyuu again before he can say anything*
Yagyuu: *manages to get in a muffled noise of protest as one hand curls up and around Niou's neck to pull him closer*
Niou: *wraps an arm around Yagyuu's waist, keeping his hand under his shirt, and hooks a leg around the back of Yagyuu's knee, trying to arch up into him*
Yagyuu: *slides his other hand down and rests it on Niou's hip, holding it there for a few seconds before pushing his shirt up and tracing his fingers along the waistband of Niou's pants*
Niou: *gasps, jerking up into his touch, and pulls back and drops his head back onto the bed* *blinks wide-eyed up at Yagyuu*
Yagyuu: *jerks back as well, taking his hand away from Niou's side, and stares at him nervously* I - sorry. I shouldn't have - I mean, I didn't know if. *pauses* Sorry.
Niou: *shakes his head quickly* No. It's - fine. Hah, it's fine. Really. Fine. *laughs a little too loudly and shuts himself up abruptly, glancing off to the side* *grips Yagyuu's shirt without realizing it*
Yagyuu: *nods slowly and swallows* ... *looks the other way, then glances back* ... I don't know what I'm doing. Just so you know.
Niou: *jerks his gaze back to Yagyuu* ...What, like I do? *smirks* Yeah, that's right - I wrote the book on it. I am THE master of dating and...everything else that goes with it. *raises an eyebrow*
Yagyuu: *gives a flat look and pokes Niou's chest* You can't even say it.
Niou: *vaguely offended* I can say it! *pauses* ...Say what?
Yagyuu: *sputters a little, but tries to hide it* You know. That... you know.
Niou: You can't say it either!
Yagyuu: We're not talking about me, we're talking about you!
Niou: Doesn't matter, it's the same thing! You say it first!
Yagyuu: You're the one who says he's an expert!
Niou: *harrumphs and looks away* That was OBVIOUSLY a joke!
Yagyuu: *blinks in surprise* Wait. You mean you've never....? *gestures vaguely*
Niou: *keeps looking away* Not like it MATTERS.
Yagyuu: *bites his lip to keep from laughing and puts on a straight face* Well, I'm kind of disappointed.
Niou: *scowls, crossing his arms* Well EXCUSE ME for not being the whore on campus! Hmph. *pouts*
Yagyuu: ... You still didn't say it. *picks at a loose thread on Niou's collar*
Niou: *loftily* I still don't know what you want me to say.
Yagyuu: I want you to say that -- *stops abruptly and furrows his brow, expression hesitant now* ... Do you know what you're doing?
Niou: *drums his fingers against his arm nervously for a moment* Not - no. *takes a deep breath and releases it, finally looking back at Yagyuu somewhat reluctantly* I haven't a clue.
Yagyuu: *mouths a silent 'oh', then chews on his lip* So. I. Do you... want to? *immediately buries his face against Niou's chest in complete embarrassment*
Niou: *eyes go wide like O.O and his face goes bright red* I- Want to what...exactly? I mean - yes! But. *laughs nervously then snaps his mouth shut* *kind of wants to die*
Yagyuu: *bangs his head against Niou's chest repeatedly, muttering 'oh my god' over and over again*
Niou: *thumps Yagyuu on the back of his shoulder* Oy, stop! I didn't- It's not that- *mentally keysmashes* *presses his fist against his mouth, going all shifty eyed* Hm.
Yagyuu: *finally lifts his head and blatantly stares everywhere except at Niou, like the extremely exciting corner of his pillow that... Niou has his head on* ... Right, I. It's not. At all. So... not. *drifts off awkwardly*
Niou: *chews on his lip and finds the wall on the opposite side of the room VERY interesting* Maybe...um. We - should finish watching your dvd! I mean, the golf stuff. It's so exciting. And all. Yeah.
Yagyuu: Oh! Right. Yeah. Golf. *swallows* I love golf. Because the ball and the club and the part where you hit it -- it's really exciting. *forces himself to stop babbling* ... Schwing.
Niou: *snorts* ... *looks back at Yagyuu, opening his mouth to say something - and promptly starts laughing, covering his face with his hands*
Yagyuu: *stares at Niou, half-confused, half-insulted* What - why are you laughing? Niou-kun! *tries to pry away Niou's hands*
Niou: *still laughing a bit, and shakes his head quickly trying to get Yagyuu's hands off* *muffled* Oh my god. *somehow manages to roll over underneath Yagyuu and buries his face in the pillow so his voice is even MORE muffled* That was more embarrassing than it needed to be. We suck. *snickers*
Yagyuu: *slides half-off of Niou, his face falling against his shoulder, all red and warm* It wasn't... that bad. *makes a wtf face at himself*
Niou: *starts laughing again, but trails off quickly* *turns his head to look back at Yagyuu, still hugging the pillow, and grins* Uh-huh. Sure. *sticks his tongue out*
Yagyuu: *scowls at Niou and leans forward as if to bite his tongue - but stops and clears his throat*
Niou: *blinks and chuckles softly, then rolls back over and reaches forward, swiftly kissing Yagyuu again* Play your movie, Yagyuu. *lays back down on the pillow*
Yagyuu: *smiles a little, then sprawls himself over Niou and reaches blindly for the remote* It's a documentary, Niou-kun. *pushes play and lays his head on Niou's chest*
Niou: *rolls his eyes, but can't help grinning* WHATEVER. It's golf, who cares. *wraps one arm around Yagyuu's waist, reaches for the gummy bears with his free hand, and then watches the documentary, yay!*
Yagyuu: *cuddling is so manly!*
Niou: *INDEED!*
END
Golf smut. Except not really. Happened tonight! Rated PG-13 for MANLY CUDDLING.
Niou: *bounces up the front steps to Yagyuu's, carrying a bag of chips, two liters of soda, a bag of gummy bears, and secretly has his gameboy tucked into his back pocket* *balances all of this in one arm and rings the doorbell with his free hand*
Niou: *gets impatient after about two seconds and rings it three more times right in a row* *starts tapping his foot and looking around*
Yagyuu: *surprised to hear only four rings when Niou's average is usually around ten* *opens the door and jaw drops slightly at all the food - the JUNK FOOD - that Niou is carrying* Uh. Do you need help with that?
Niou: *waves Yagyuu off with his empty hand* Nope, I got it! I'm a strapping young man, I can handle a couple bottles of soda! *pushes past Yagyuu into the house, toeing off his shoes*
Yagyuu: *eyes the trails of dirt like he always does before bending down to rearrange Niou's shoes so that they're lined up all neat and proper with the others* You can set all that down in the kitchen if you want.
Niou: Will do! *goes off to the kitchen and drops everything onto the counter* *starts opening cabinets looking for the cups* Thirsty? I am. It's freaking HOT outside. Stupid summer. Wanna go to the pool tomorrow? *might be on a slight sugar rush as there was possibly a second bag of gummy bears that is already mysteriously gone*
Yagyuu: *follows Niou into the kitchen* .... Uh. *watches him with a raised eyebrow because Niou has been over dozens of times and knows where the cups are* Did you have a heat stroke or something?
Niou: Nope! *finds the cups with a triumphant cry* Had to psyche myself up to come over. Not that I didn't want to. I always want to. Had to get ready for the dvd, though. When are we watching it? Now?
Yagyuu: *blinks slowly* Yeah. *points vaguely* My sister's watching some weepy, angsty drama in the living room so we can watch the DVD in my room instead.
Niou: *pauses* *looks at Yagyuu* Your room, eh? *grins slowly* *takes the cups, candy, and a bottle of soda and heads for the stairs* Grab the chips, will ya?
Yagyuu: *brow furrows in confusion at the grin, but grabs the chips anyway and follows Niou up to his room* Where do you want to sit? *gestures around*
Niou: *looks toward the bed* Bed is fine. *dashes over and plops down onto it*
Yagyuu: *shrugs* Okay. *grabs the remote and climbs onto the bed, sitting himself against the wall* Comfortable?
Niou: *nods quickly* *rips the bag of gummy bears open and tosses some into his mouth* Movie?
Yagyuu: Documentary. *hits play and suddenly gets SUPER excited and bounces a little on the bed*
Niou: *rolls eyes and mutters under his breath* Oh, right, a documentary. *coughs slightly*
Yagyuu: *hand bats in Niou's general direction* SHHH, the music's starting!
Niou: Shoot, and I wouldn't want to interrupt THAT. *eats more gummy bears*
Yagyuu: *completely oblivious to everything except the tv screen* ..... *eyes glaze over a bit when the "#10 best golf course in the world" is featured*
Niou: *sighs loudly and leans back on the bed* *watches about fifteen seconds of the DOCUMENTARY, then starts shifting around* *pulls his feet up on the bed and leans on his elbow, trying to sneakily pull out his gameboy*
Yagyuu: *reaches over and grabs Niou's arm suddenly* Look at how huge that course is. *digs his nails into Niou's skin* TWO HUNDRED TEES IN THE DRIVING RANGE.
Niou: *jerks, turning around slightly and hiding the gameboy behind him* Oh yeah? Wow. I mean - WOW. That is just amazing. Seriously. Go them, with their...awesomeness and...two hundred tees.
Yagyuu: *keeps his hold on Niou's arm from course #9 through #5, hitting it whenever something SPECTACULAR comes on screen like the brief clip on how golf balls are made*
Niou: *is trying to play the gameboy with one hand and failing miserably* *starts tapping his foot and probably kicks Yagyuu a few times while he's at it*
Yagyuu: *doesn't notice any of that* *distractedly* Niou-kun, can you open the chips? I don't want to miss anything.
Niou: *flatly* I need both arms for that.
Yagyuu: *glances over VERY quickly* Just move your other hand over.
Niou: ...I'm LEANING on that arm. *tugs at the one in Yagyuu's grip*
Yagyuu: So lean on THIS one. *tugs back*
Niou: *shifty eyes* *stuffs his gameboy under the covers, then sits up reaching for the chips* Fine, fine. *opens them awkwardly since Yagyuu is still holding onto him* HERE.
Yagyuu: *reaches over blindly, accidentally grabbing Niou's leg*
Niou: YAGYUU. Stop feeling me up and take your stupid chips! *pauses* Or DON'T stop, you know, I'm okay with that option, too.
Yagyuu: What? *finally looks away from the TV, down to his hand* *blushes and pulls his hand away quickly* You can have the chips first.
Niou: *smirks a bit coz Yagyuu's bluuuushing* I opened them for YOU. *takes a handful anyway*
Yagyuu: *forces himself to be enthralled in the DVD* *reaches over slowly this time and doesn't even touch the edges of the bag, grabbing one single chip*
Niou: You girl. You're not going to eat any more than that? *raises his eyebrows*
Yagyuu: *offended* How am I a girl just because I take one chip at a time?
Niou: Because manly men eat like THIS- *stuffs an entire handful of chips into his mouth with a sound like what Cookie Monster makes*
Yagyuu: *watches in horror* Oh my god. That's disgusting.
Niou: *grins widely* See? Girl.
Yagyuu: Why are you so sexist? *grabs another SINGLE chip*
Niou: I'm not sexist. Most of the time, anyway. *glances back at the tv* What's going on now? *pretends like he cares*
Yagyuu: *looks back and eyes bug out* You made me miss number four! *grabs the remote and starts the section over again*
Niou: ...What- No- WHY? That part was almost done! *pouts*
Yagyuu: Because. You have to watch the entire thing. *shifts and sits indian style*
Niou: I WAS watching that part, it's not my fault you were distracted. *slouches to the side again and leans on his elbow* *keeps pouting*
Yagyuu: What? It IS your fault! *looks over* Why are you pouting?
Niou: *abruptly schools his face into a normal expression* I'm not pouting. *shifty eyes* And if I AM, it's because...I...was very excited to see what the next part was about and now I have to wait again! *taps Yagyuu's leg with his foot*
Yagyuu: But all of it is exciting! Watching it twice is good too. *stares down* Why do you keep hitting my leg with your foot?
Niou: *looks VERY interested in the tv screen* Because I feel like it. *keeps tapping him*
Yagyuu: *keeps watching the foot* You can't tap something else?
Niou: Well your leg is in such a convenient spot!
Yagyuu: *reaches behind him for a pillow and shoves it in between them* There.
Niou: ... *glowers* *eats some gummy bears, watching Yagyuu* ... *shifts around and flops onto his back, throwing his legs across Yagyuu's lap*
Yagyuu: ... *looks down slowly* ... Niou-kun. *talks towards Niou's legs*
Niou: *innocent* Yaaagyuu?
Yagyuu: There's more of you touching me.
Niou: Is that bad? *pops a gummy bear into his mouth, grinning*
Yagyuu: You're in my personal bubble.
Niou: I like being in your personal bubble.
Yagyuu: It is called a personal bubble for a reason!
Niou: *sits up, tucking his legs under himself and leans over, putting his face right next to Yagyuu's* So this bothers you?
Yagyuu: *automatically leans back, tongue sticking out slightly in revolt* N-No.
Niou: *leans closer* No? Really?
Yagyuu: *moves back even more, shaking a little since he's now at an odd angle* Honestly.
Niou: *swiftly moves around and throws one leg over Yagyuu's hips, straddling him, and puts his hands on his shoulders* And now?
Yagyuu: *doesn't squeak, really, then swallows nervously* N-Niou-kun. I... I c-can't see the screen. *grabs Niou's wrists with just his thumb and index fingers, as if that will do anything*
Niou: *doesn't move an inch* You're not missing anything interesting, trust me. *smirks*
Yagyuu: But. *quietly* Madagascar golf courses are the best. *is entirely unconvincing*
Niou: You know, the cool thing about dvds is that you can PAUSE them. And then watch them again later. *shakes his wrists a bit in Yagyuu's grip*
Yagyuu: *lets his hands fall, keeping them very still and very away from Niou* Except now we're left in suspense.
Niou: It's killing you, I know. You were probably REALLY wondering what the length of that final course was, too. *scoots even closer if possible* Want me to move so you can find out?
Yagyuu: *mouth tightens because it's possible* Well. I. That would be ideal. I guess.
Niou: *drops his hands from Yagyuu's shoulders and sits back, shrugging* If you say so.
Yagyuu: ... You didn't move. *blinks*
Niou: Well I'm comfortable here! Maybe I'll stay awhile instead.
Yagyuu: What do you mean 'you'll STAY A WHILE'???!??!
Niou: *crosses his arms* Usually when someone says that it means they're not going anywhere anytime soon.
Yagyuu: *sputters* This - you - YOU'RE ON MY LAP. *turns red*
Niou: Heh. *shifts a bit* Good of you to notice. *smirks*
Yagyuu: *tenses up* You're cutting off circulation to my feet.
Niou: You don't need them right now anyway.
Yagyuu: Why wouldn't I need my feet?
Niou: *pushes Yagyuu onto his back on the bed suddenly, leaning over him* Because you're not going to be walking away anytime soon.
Yagyuu: *eyes widen and grabs Niou's shoulders out of reflex* ... *glances to the side* You made me miss number four again.
Niou: *grins* I won't complain about you re-watching it this time. But it'll have to be later.
Yagyuu: Isn't it rude to tell the host what to do?
Niou: I never pretended to be polite. *pauses* Unless your mom is around.
Yagyuu: She's in the garden. *pauses the same length* But you could learn some manners.
Niou: Does having manners mean I'm supposed to give you some sort of warning before I do something spontaneous?
Yagyuu: You're becoming predictable.
Niou: *raises his eyebrows* What was I going to do then?
Yagyuu: *shrugs and looks away*
Niou: No, come on! Since I'm soooo predictable and all.
Yagyuu: Then it doesn't have to be said since you're predictable and we both know the answer.
Niou: *tugs absently at the bottom of Yagyuu's shirt* Maybe you were wrong, though.
Yagyuu: So you're on top of me because... *blinks*
Niou: I said I was comfortable here, didn't I?
Yagyuu: What if I'm not?
Niou: Are you? *pokes Yagyuu in the stomach*
Yagyuu: *curls up suddenly because it tickled and knocks his forehead against Niou's*
Niou: Ow-! *jerks back a bit rubbing his forehead* ... *pokes him again*
Yagyuu: Stop -- *laughs but stops himself, covering his stomach with his hands*
Niou: *eyes widen slightly* You're actually ti-- See, THAT'S what I was planning on doing all along! YEAH. So there! *lunges and starts running his fingers up and down Yagyuu's sides quickly*
Yagyuu: *jumps and starts squirming, trying to bat away Niou's hands* S-stop that! .... Niou-kun! Sto -- *hits Niou with his knee dangerously close to his crotch*
Niou: *freezes* Well you don't have to get VIOLENT.
Yagyuu: It was reflex. *glances down quickly*
Niou: You could have SEVERELY WOUNDED me!
Yagyuu: You're fine. Stop whining.
Niou: *pouts* WELL. *flops off Yagyuu and rolls over onto his back beside him*
Yagyuu: *blinks and looks over* Are you pouting?
Niou: No. *crosses his arms behind his head*
Yagyuu: *stares at the elbow suddenly in his face* Then what are you doing?
Niou: Resting. Why?
Yagyuu: I... *chews on his lip* Nothing. Whatever. *rolls the other way and continues watching the DVD on his side*
Niou: *rolls the same way Yagyuu did and leans over his shoulder to talk to him, pressing up against his back* Let me know how the rest of the dvd goes. I think I might just take a nap. I'm feeling randomly tired - must have been all that exercise I didn't do today. *cheeky grin*
Yagyuu: *stiffens slightly before relaxing* Yes, Niou-kun. Your ever exhausting and fast-paced life.
Niou: Hey, I had to walk all the way over here earlier! In the billion-degree heat! *rolls over onto his back again*
Yagyuu: All the way being from the bus stop three blocks away. I bet you're an entire five pounds lighter.
Niou: I probably am. Maybe I'll be able to fit into my skinny jeans again! Not that I have a pair. But if I did, they'd fit!
Yagyuu: *looks over his shoulders and gives Niou a weird look* Skinny jeans. Seriously? What are you, a girl?
Niou: *glances at Yagyuu* I just said I didn't have a pair! It was a JOKE.
Yagyuu: *snorts and turns back around* Whatever. You probably do.
Niou: I don't. *sticks his tongue out at Yagyuu's back* Have you ever seen me wear any?
Yagyuu: No. I've seen you wear even more ridiculous things instead.
Niou: I like my ridiculous things.
Yagyuu: They're ridiculous though.
Niou: Thus the reason I like them.
Yagyuu: I don't.
Niou: ... *frowns* WELL. I don't care.
Yagyuu: I meant wearing them.
Niou: Oh. Right. That's - good, then. Because otherwise you'd be copying my style!
Yagyuu: *sighs and pauses the DVD, then flops onto his back again* Niou-kun.
Niou: *blinks* Yagyuu?
Yagyuu: ... *takes a deep breath then rolls again, this time onto Niou* Small talk with you takes too much work.
Niou: *blinks again* *twice* ... *smirks a bit and raises his eyebrows* Does that mean we're done talking?
Yagyuu: Will you just shut up and make your mouth do something useful?
Niou: *snorts* About time you said something. *cups his hand behind Yagyuu's neck and pulls him down to kiss him hard*
Yagyuu: *has just enough time to roll his eyes before he's kissing Niou back, hands firmly clutching his shoulders*
Niou: *slides the hand on Yagyuu's neck up into his hair as he deepens the kiss, and starts toying with the bottom of Yagyuu's shirt with his other hand*
Yagyuu: *sighs softly and shifts so that their legs are tangled together, and lets go of one shoulder to stroke his thumb along Niou's collarbone*
Niou: *shivers slightly and pulls back, staying close enough that his mouth is still brushing Yagyuu's* Just for the record...I'm EXCELLENT at small talk, thank you very much. *slips his hand under Yagyuu's shirt just at his hip, running his fingers lightly across his skin*
Yagyuu: *sucks in a quick breath before resting his head on Niou's shoulder, lips pressing against his neck* Skinny jeans is a horrible topic. *places a kiss just below Niou's jaw*
Niou: *tilts his head back, taking deeper breaths* Really? I thought it was a fascinating topic. But I guess we could talk about your sweater-vests instead if you want. *slowly trails his other hand down from Yagyuu's hair and slides that one under his shirt just slightly, too*
Yagyuu: *makes a sort of strangled noise and inadvertently presses down against Niou's hands, his own going back to tracing the curves of Niou's neck* You love wearing the sweater-vests. You always ask to switch more during the winter.
Niou: That's not true at all. *breathes in sharply* You're obviously making stuff up. *leans up to kiss Yagyuu again before he can say anything*
Yagyuu: *manages to get in a muffled noise of protest as one hand curls up and around Niou's neck to pull him closer*
Niou: *wraps an arm around Yagyuu's waist, keeping his hand under his shirt, and hooks a leg around the back of Yagyuu's knee, trying to arch up into him*
Yagyuu: *slides his other hand down and rests it on Niou's hip, holding it there for a few seconds before pushing his shirt up and tracing his fingers along the waistband of Niou's pants*
Niou: *gasps, jerking up into his touch, and pulls back and drops his head back onto the bed* *blinks wide-eyed up at Yagyuu*
Yagyuu: *jerks back as well, taking his hand away from Niou's side, and stares at him nervously* I - sorry. I shouldn't have - I mean, I didn't know if. *pauses* Sorry.
Niou: *shakes his head quickly* No. It's - fine. Hah, it's fine. Really. Fine. *laughs a little too loudly and shuts himself up abruptly, glancing off to the side* *grips Yagyuu's shirt without realizing it*
Yagyuu: *nods slowly and swallows* ... *looks the other way, then glances back* ... I don't know what I'm doing. Just so you know.
Niou: *jerks his gaze back to Yagyuu* ...What, like I do? *smirks* Yeah, that's right - I wrote the book on it. I am THE master of dating and...everything else that goes with it. *raises an eyebrow*
Yagyuu: *gives a flat look and pokes Niou's chest* You can't even say it.
Niou: *vaguely offended* I can say it! *pauses* ...Say what?
Yagyuu: *sputters a little, but tries to hide it* You know. That... you know.
Niou: You can't say it either!
Yagyuu: We're not talking about me, we're talking about you!
Niou: Doesn't matter, it's the same thing! You say it first!
Yagyuu: You're the one who says he's an expert!
Niou: *harrumphs and looks away* That was OBVIOUSLY a joke!
Yagyuu: *blinks in surprise* Wait. You mean you've never....? *gestures vaguely*
Niou: *keeps looking away* Not like it MATTERS.
Yagyuu: *bites his lip to keep from laughing and puts on a straight face* Well, I'm kind of disappointed.
Niou: *scowls, crossing his arms* Well EXCUSE ME for not being the whore on campus! Hmph. *pouts*
Yagyuu: ... You still didn't say it. *picks at a loose thread on Niou's collar*
Niou: *loftily* I still don't know what you want me to say.
Yagyuu: I want you to say that -- *stops abruptly and furrows his brow, expression hesitant now* ... Do you know what you're doing?
Niou: *drums his fingers against his arm nervously for a moment* Not - no. *takes a deep breath and releases it, finally looking back at Yagyuu somewhat reluctantly* I haven't a clue.
Yagyuu: *mouths a silent 'oh', then chews on his lip* So. I. Do you... want to? *immediately buries his face against Niou's chest in complete embarrassment*
Niou: *eyes go wide like O.O and his face goes bright red* I- Want to what...exactly? I mean - yes! But. *laughs nervously then snaps his mouth shut* *kind of wants to die*
Yagyuu: *bangs his head against Niou's chest repeatedly, muttering 'oh my god' over and over again*
Niou: *thumps Yagyuu on the back of his shoulder* Oy, stop! I didn't- It's not that- *mentally keysmashes* *presses his fist against his mouth, going all shifty eyed* Hm.
Yagyuu: *finally lifts his head and blatantly stares everywhere except at Niou, like the extremely exciting corner of his pillow that... Niou has his head on* ... Right, I. It's not. At all. So... not. *drifts off awkwardly*
Niou: *chews on his lip and finds the wall on the opposite side of the room VERY interesting* Maybe...um. We - should finish watching your dvd! I mean, the golf stuff. It's so exciting. And all. Yeah.
Yagyuu: Oh! Right. Yeah. Golf. *swallows* I love golf. Because the ball and the club and the part where you hit it -- it's really exciting. *forces himself to stop babbling* ... Schwing.
Niou: *snorts* ... *looks back at Yagyuu, opening his mouth to say something - and promptly starts laughing, covering his face with his hands*
Yagyuu: *stares at Niou, half-confused, half-insulted* What - why are you laughing? Niou-kun! *tries to pry away Niou's hands*
Niou: *still laughing a bit, and shakes his head quickly trying to get Yagyuu's hands off* *muffled* Oh my god. *somehow manages to roll over underneath Yagyuu and buries his face in the pillow so his voice is even MORE muffled* That was more embarrassing than it needed to be. We suck. *snickers*
Yagyuu: *slides half-off of Niou, his face falling against his shoulder, all red and warm* It wasn't... that bad. *makes a wtf face at himself*
Niou: *starts laughing again, but trails off quickly* *turns his head to look back at Yagyuu, still hugging the pillow, and grins* Uh-huh. Sure. *sticks his tongue out*
Yagyuu: *scowls at Niou and leans forward as if to bite his tongue - but stops and clears his throat*
Niou: *blinks and chuckles softly, then rolls back over and reaches forward, swiftly kissing Yagyuu again* Play your movie, Yagyuu. *lays back down on the pillow*
Yagyuu: *smiles a little, then sprawls himself over Niou and reaches blindly for the remote* It's a documentary, Niou-kun. *pushes play and lays his head on Niou's chest*
Niou: *rolls his eyes, but can't help grinning* WHATEVER. It's golf, who cares. *wraps one arm around Yagyuu's waist, reaches for the gummy bears with his free hand, and then watches the documentary, yay!*
Yagyuu: *cuddling is so manly!*
Niou: *INDEED!*
END