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[mitamisha]

SO

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[bondage_paulie]

Did I hear you say you're looking for a ship?

[mitamisha]

YES. PRONTO. I need one before my mom finds out I've left alksdjfas. Otherwise she'll DRAG ME BACK. >___>

[bondage_paulie]

How much do you have? It'll cost you extra for the rush but I can give you a 10% deal.

[mitamisha]

I...have approximately 3000 yen. Heh. But I'm willing to throw in a pack of gum and this canister of tennis ball that wouldn't fit in my bag!!

[bondage_paulie]

...

I can give you one piece of plywood, a hammer and a box of nails.

[mitamisha]

OKAY BUT WILL THE PLYWOOD BE BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO PEOPLE TO SIT ON AT LEAST? THIS IS VERY, VERY CRUCIAL.

[bondage_paulie]

You won't make it very far with just that. You'll probably die.

[mitamisha]

......Yeah, dying would kind of be the OPPOSITE of cool. That's not in the plans.

Give me a sec, I'm checking my extra bank accounts to see what they've got.

[bondage_paulie]

I bet we could make a bet. Are you a gambling man?

[mitamisha]

MY EXTRA BANK ACCOUNT IS BEING VERY STUBBORN. ARGH.

...What sort of gambling?

[bondage_paulie]

Poker?

[mitamisha]

I played strip poker once with this chick in my chemistry class. My teacher wasn't amused.

BUT SURE, why not!

[bondage_paulie]

We play poker! You win, you get a ship for 3000 yen! I win, you work for me!

[mitamisha]

Work for you? For how long? You mean I'd have to help build ships and stuff??

[bondage_paulie]

Yes. You help me build your ship and more.

[mitamisha]

I can handle that! OKAY THEN, you've got yourself a deal!