Conversation around the convenience store coffeepot:
"So I tell her, 'You are my COWORKER, not my boss. COWORKER.' "
"How'd she take it?"
"Didn't say too much. I've had just 'bout enough."
"Well, what do you expect? You drove her away."
"Drove her to the other side!!"
"Yeah. Wears a baseball cap around and everything."
"She's probably a DEMOCRAT too."
[Old lady with sweet beehive hairdo]: "All right guys, we have a lady here."
[Me]: "Oh, haha, that's all right."
I guess it's probably a good thing I wasn't wearing my "I Love Boobies" Galapagos t-shirt.
"How'd she take it?"
"Didn't say too much. I've had just 'bout enough."
"Well, what do you expect? You drove her away."
"Drove her to the other side!!"
"Yeah. Wears a baseball cap around and everything."
"She's probably a DEMOCRAT too."
[Old lady with sweet beehive hairdo]: "All right guys, we have a lady here."
[Me]: "Oh, haha, that's all right."
I guess it's probably a good thing I wasn't wearing my "I Love Boobies" Galapagos t-shirt.