Mar 10, 2009 15:01
In our dorm bathroom, we have little sheets taped to the stalls with questions on them, like, "if the dorms caught on fire, what 3 items would you save?" or "life is like ___ because ___." or "what strange habit do you have?" And then there are pens to fill in answers and stuff. yeah. It's fun.
There are some very religious girls on my floor, which is fine, that's wonderful that they feel so strong in their faith. Some of the answers on the papers I just described reflect that very religious sentiment. "I'd save my bible, my crucifix, and my second bible because God is awesome." (not an actual response, but that's the idea in a nutshell)
Today, I sat down in the stall and noticed a new sheet taped to the stall in front of me. It was a list of bible verses.
I feel this uncontrollable urge everytime I see a religious response in the bathroom to respond with something incredibly sarcastic and borderline offensive, just to test these girls and see if I can shake them up and get them fired up. But that would not be a considerate action to take. I just want to fuck with them and see if a battle could occur via bathroom paper posters. They post a religious one, I post some heresy. They post a religious statement in response, I put up a cartoon paired with a witty comment about Jesus being a hippie.
Okay. I'm done rambling. I'm going to go to track.