My first slash!
Title: Unwanted Impulses
Characters: Eowyn and Arwen
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own the characters. The only thing I own is the plot.
MY notes: This is my first ever written slash. So, be easy on me! Beta'd by veuki
( Unwanted Impulses )
Characters: Eowyn and Arwen
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Of course I don't own the characters. The only thing I own is the plot.
MY notes: This is my first ever written slash. So, be easy on me! Beta'd by veuki
( Unwanted Impulses )
First--you're not critiquing her writing style, her spelling, anything. There is no constructive criticism. At all. You're just criticizing her for writing Lord of the Rings femmeslash. That in itself is completely idiotic. What's the chance that she's going to stop, just because some flamer comes along and trashes it? Fat chance. Don't waste your breath.
Second, many people enjoy reading Lord of the Rings slash. Why don't you look at the webring? Yeah. That's what I thought. You don't like it? Take a deep breath, take out your Bill of Rights, and count to the ten amendments. You're also obviously under the delusion that you're the only bloody person on this planet. Wrong. People like reading Lord of the Rings slash. Get over it. Get over yourself.
You obviously didn't even read the story, seeing as there is no cutting anywhere in it. Do you see any part where Arwen takes a knife, draws it across Eowyn's stomach, and laps up the blood? No. I don't think so. As for deviant pleasure? Yeah. We're into BDSM and kink. It's all good. Get over it.
I highly doubt you read the books--in this case, let me correct you on this teeny theory of yours. At the end of Return of the King, Faramir marries Eowyn, whilst Aragorn marries Arwen. Aragorn becomes the King of Gondor, whilst Faramir rules Rohan. It's highly unlikely that the two countries would never meet. I doubt that the White Lady and the Queen would never become affiliated.
It's fanfiction. If we want our characters to meet despite the fact that they never did, we're bloody well allowed. Note the word fanfiction. That means we're free to take the characters under our wing and write them as we see fit. Eowyn and Arwen never met? Oh, well then--we can't possibly slash them. It's not as if she slashed Arwen with Britney Spears. Fanfiction. We're allowed to do spin-offs, alternate universes, the works. We're allowed to write about anything. No one's suing us. This is not a strictly regimented organization.
If you don't like it [note that it's not even about her writing--the pairing--which is completely pathetic], shut up. You're wasting your breath. No one's catering to your needs. Simply put, get over yourself.
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And you're the sick f**k! And I really don't want to hear about your bad experiances with your father.
You make me want to puke.
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"Warped by the alcoholic father fingering their butthole?" How old are you again? *utterly bemused* To my knowledge, it was called an 'anus'. I feel like I'm in primary school again, arguing with Ritalin-deprived five year olds on the playground.
In response to the "theory", you stated, where the hell does misusedthoughts state that this is a fic taking place before the battles for Middle-Earth? Nowhere. I rest my case.
Sewing? Finding a boyfriend? Are you insane? You're a fucking misogynistic pig, and you disgust me. Do us all a favour and drown yourself.
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sewing is for grannies, I sew, but do not find fulfilling enough for me.
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Oh, god! *cannot believe your complete ignorance* Fine, you don't have to find it sexually appealing! Find it disgusting, appalling, as you did with an Femmeslash!Eowyn/Arwen! But if you don't like it, don't fucking click on it. She clearly stated what the story was about. You could have kept your mouth shut and moved on. Simple. She also stated--"If you don't like slash, don't read." Yet, you blatantly ignored this and read it anyway. When--you really just should have clicked 'back', and wallowed in your life of shallow boundaries.
Where the hell does she put Arwen and Eowyn cutting each other's throats? Are you fucking delusional? Lay off the crack, and actually ready the damn story. You seem to be obsessed with lamenting over sado-masochism, yet there's no sado-masochism in the fic anywhere.
Why don't you fucking lay off? It's her first fanfiction. We're allowed to bloody well make mistakes.
Drop the redneck customs that you seem to be so fond of. None of us are going to sit at home, sew, or spread our legs to be regularly fucked by thugs such as yourself.
Learn to spell, you idiot. It's "misogynistic", not masoganistic. *amused* Just when you think you've seen them all...
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Probably because :Cassie: can see the twisted, antisocial, issue-ridden fuckwit that you really are.
Go back and continue to play with your other little school friends before your mommy finds out that you've been naughty.
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point the second - as someone who was abused by her stepfather, i find your comments offensive, triggering, and ignorant. mostly ignorant.
and point the third - she chose to do this because it*s what she wanted to do. it brings her, and many other people, joy. do you know what joy is? do you have any in your life? maybe you*re the one who needs to take up sewing or get a boyfriend.
-laurel
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I'm trying as hard as I can to refrain from ripping your fucking head off. Go shove off, dork, what right do you have to tell people what to do?! I already hate you with a burning passion, you remind me too much of my ex-boyfriend!
And to misusedthoughts: Don't listen to this dork! The story is very good, you have a lot of talent! You're not mangling or destroying the characters in any way!
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