Haha
Okay, so I just found a group on facebook that pretty much lists a bunch of Islamic pickup lines. Most of them are really corny, but I just loved some of them. Here are a few that I liked/thought were decent. A lot of them are steotypical and have to do with Indian/Paki culture and nothing to do with Islam. :P There is a high probability that most of you wont get any of them. =/ but I'm still putting them up here.
4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah"
8. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"
13. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
14. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
17.wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
19. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan (Satan) sweat.
23. Have your ammi call my ammi
32.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
37.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
38.You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
42.Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
47.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
48.I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
51. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
52. "Baby did you just have eggplant? Because you're BANGAN"
4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
5.wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah"
8. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
9. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
10. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"
13. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
14. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
17.wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
19. Girl you're so hot, you make Shaytan (Satan) sweat.
23. Have your ammi call my ammi
32.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
37.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
38.You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life.
42.Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
47.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
48.I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
51. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
52. "Baby did you just have eggplant? Because you're BANGAN"