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Idea Based of Sweet Simplicity of Vanilla Cherry’s Forty Things to Learn From Arashi.

This list was started a while back, but I just posted it. So if you have to search through her other entries to find her list (which is awesome), I'm sorry, but I'm not going to search for the direct link. Thanks to
everystarrfall for the quick read through (I always need them).

1. Fan Service enhances any performance--and is fun.


2. When performing on stage, it doesn’t matter if you’re singing the right lyrics or not; it only matters that you get the general feeling down.


3.  Just because no fans are around, doesn’t mean Fan Service is out of the question.


4.  The serious face makes you look 10x sexier.


5.  Rap is sexy when spoken in Japanese.


6.  If you get scared, it’s okay to crawl into your neighbor’s futon.


7.  Being the leader of any band is dangerous.


8.  Mail order shopping is best for shoes…--and they come in TWO days!


9.  Animals will always understand you if you’re speaking in English.


10.  “Just a Moment!” solves every problem.


11.  Expressing yourself through art is fun.


12.  If your choreographer yells at you, cry and he’ll stop.


13.  Final Beam always wins.


14.  Playing (or pretending to play) with your Nintendo DS will make you more adorable.


15.  Playing one of Aiba’s board games is dangerous.


16.  The choreography of a song doesn’t have to make sense with the lyrics.


17.  The music video doesn’t have to be relevant to the song lyrics.


18.  Art supplies are like porn: never let your mother buy them… she might get the wrong kind.


19.  Placing a boom box in a bag of helium will NOT change the way it sounds.


20.  It’s okay to draw your friends as scantily clad dog boys with their tongue sticking out.


21.  The Baka dance rivals the Nino dance’s greatness.


22.  People will eventually notice you’re an idiot, even if you’re sexy.


23.  Black lights are awesome.


24.  When you wake up at 4 A.M., it’s okay to wake your friends up an hour later.


25.  When you think of Hawaii, you think of sunshine. When you think of sunshine, you think of being awake.


26.  When your given name starts with a “J” and you are born at the end of August, you never fuck up… unless, of course, you do end up fucking up.


27.  Everyone is a slacker except for you.


28.  Rock-Paper-Scissors will solve hard decisions.


29.  Crossplay is sexy.


30.  Even if you’re over 20, you still look adorable when dressed like a little kid.


31.  It’s okay to lift up your guy-friend’s skirt.


32.  It’s fun to swing little kids by their ankles.


33.  Don’t ever piss Ohno off; he will kick your ass.


34.  Calls from MastuJun are unimportant.


35.  Knowing what kind of underwear your friends are wearing is important.

     36.      Some people are just unbelievable.

1.  A band member can love his band the most out of the other band members--and still love himself more.


2.  It’s a bad idea to ask Ohno to play air guitar.


3.  It’s an even worse idea to ask Ohno to play air bass.


4.  People will not know who you are if you stick out your jaw.


5.  People will become angry with you when you tape around the telephone box they’re using.


6.  Arashi is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.


7. West Side Story is still cool.


8.  Using a floaty at the beach is cool, even if other people don’t want to be seen with you.


9.  Saying “Chesto” when using nunchucks makes you better.


10.  Fart jokes are always funny.


11.  The urge to kiss one of your friends--even if you both are guys--is perfectly natural.


12.  Everyone looks good in glasses.


13.  Natto goes well with anything, even dessert.


14.  The youngest always needs the most attention, whether or not he or she deserves it.


15.  The clothes help make the band.


16.  Monopoly always ends with the table being flipped over.


17.  We all have bad hair days, some more than others.


18.  If you cover yourself in mirrors, you WILL become invisible.


19.  Anything you say can be given a sexual connotation.


20.  Anything you do can be given a sexual connotation.


21.  Dog suits are a must.


22.  Samii knows best.


23. Anything you say will happen.


24. Most fan fictions are more plausible than not and should, therefore, be treated as history or a prediction.


25.  English sounds better when spoken by a Japanese person.


26.  Some things just make more sense when on acid.


27.  You look adorable when you’re sad or crying.


28.  When you’re dancing and you want to look cool, involve your shirt or jacket.


29.  Some people are just better looking with their shirts ON.


30.  You don’t have to know a language to wear a shirt in said language.


31.  When you’re MastuJun, talent is not a requirement.


32.  Playing pranks on people is fun.


33.   The less an outfit makes sense, the better it is.


34.  Sometimes things don’t have to make sense.


35. Violence and foul language IS appealing... if you're sexy enough.


36.  Crouching under your umbrella is adorable.


37.  The belts help make the outfits.


38.  Sparkly ties and belts are fucking RAD!


39. Strippers aren’t the only ones who can wear red and gold cowboy outfits.


40.  Taking bubble baths with your pants on is all the rage.


41.  Belts help direct attention to the goodies.


42.  Handcuffs improve any picture.


43.  Even if you’re not a Boy Scout leader, you can still wear the scout leader shirt.


44.  If you watch a video enough, it will become recallable every time you play the corresponding song.


45.  Mixing English and Japanese is okay, ne?


46.  One needs lots of color in one’s wardrobe.


47.  Stars always improve an outfit, especially if it’s on a guy.


48.  When something is really funny, you should clap your hands when you’re laughing.


49.  Shoes should not be neglected.


50. Shoes SHOULD NOT be neglected.


51.  The tighter the pants, the sexier you become.


52.  Shirts using profanity are AWESOME!


53.  Hip thrusts improve any performance.


54.  You should refrain from holding hands with anyone that is not your designated partner.


55.  Beating up watermelons while blindfolded is a lot of fun.


56.  Sleeveless shirts show off your great muscles.


57.  Everyone looks good with emo hair.


58.  Welcome to the Red Parade.


59.  “SWEAT HONEY!”--because you do.


60. If you offer up your house to people you don’t know, you WILL eventually get raped--It doesn’t matter that you’re a man, famous, or buff.


61.  Dreams about Arashi often make no sense and are usually not suitable for younger viewers.


62.  Some people are hilarious when wasted.


63.  Friends are happiness.


64. There is no heaven, just Arashi in concert.