AIWPDC: Day 2+3
I bet you thought I forgot about this.
DAY TWO (AND ALSO THREE THIS TOOK SO LONG I'M NOT SURE WHERE ONE DAY ENDS AND THE OTHER BEGINS OH WELL)
< Nick > YOU ARE A JERK
< Matt > uh yeah don't care dude
Edgeworth playing piano is now canon forever.
< Pess > Aren't you in this movie? :3
< Matt > NO oh god THAT FUCKING MOVIE it was so terrible
So THAT'S why Juan wouldn't take the helmet off.
TEE HEE SPLASHITY SPLASH
SHELLY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUUU
Matt's fringe is held up by massive amounts of hair gel.
And off he goes to sleep with his fluffy pink pyjamas. Rejoice, fangirls.
Phoenix doesn't miss the office at all.
Note that he picked a single bed to ensure that no one could possibly lie down next to him. Clever.
OH HEY HOPE YOU WON'T MIND ME WAKING YOU UP AT 3 AM
D'aww, look, he did the same as Shelly. Good boy. <3
< Matt > I DON'T TAKE HUGS FROM UNDERAGED GIRLS DUDE
...He rolled this want just as soon as he woke up.
Welp, might as well give him what he wants.
Now that he's properly awake, he rolls a more... uh... in-character want. That's kind of sweet, actually.
Have breakfast, grow strong bones, kill dudes.
...Okay, I screencapped this just because I thought it looked cute. MOVING ON.
"'sup"
"just chillin' man"
Behold, Juan's glorious new hair! Also a buttchin. I forgot that before.
"But wait," you ask, "Now where will I ever get my daily quota of silly hats to giggle at? This is a tragic loss!" Well, never fear.
I know what I'm doing, folks.
Holy crap, HE'S HAVING FUN.
OH GOD WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS A SPECIAL ASSASSIN SLEEP TECHNIQUE
WHAAAAAAAAAAAASFSDGRTJNTYMT
Juan fucking hates leather. And stitches.
...In fact, he kinda hurt Edgey in his passionate hatred.
Man, look at that GRIN.
Wow, so Shelly can actually play the piano.
They think so too. Maybe he's a musician in his free time.
...As for how this woman KNOWS... Don't ask me.
PESS GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
Not so hard with some help from the PERFECT PROSECUTOR, is it?
In other news, Ron dances like a dork.
This notice here means Juan has found his favourite hobby which, for some miraculous reason, is actually fitting. I'm guessing the other housemates won't be so lucky.
See, the spiky-man is nicer than brandy-dude. ono
And speaking of brandy-dude, glorious things happened.
One...
Two...
Three. GO.
AND THUS CANON IS BROKEN ONCE AGAIN.
Oh God, this will never end now, will it?
Well, let's turn the camera away from them for now and take a good look at the newest addition to the house.
You are now hearing Mozart's Requiem in your head.
More specifically, Dies Irae.
...Juan's kinda sending conflicting messages here.
And this is more or less where shit hits the fan. No matter what I did, the game crashed to the desktop whenever I gave Oldbag a job, legitimately or by cheats. After four tries or so, I just gave up. But regardless, this means that the events from 7 to 8 AM kind of repeated themselves over and over with little variation. Matt and Juan got into another fight EVERY SINGLE TIME, and other differing things of minor importance varied. So here's a highlight of things.
YOU DA MAN JUAN
THIS TIME, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.
...This look means this isn't over. Oh, dear.
Lawyerly penetration from behind. Boy, the fanservice in this update is piling up.
...Seriously, though, these two are bonding like crazy.
A couple of crashes later, I manage to find these two in the extremely complex "Rough Rear Dive" position.
< Pess > YAY HUG~
< Matt > If you value your life, little dudette, you'll tell everyone Juan started it.
< Pess > ... ;O;
LOOK. MORE BONDING.
Ooh, and Ron goes to work in a snazzy suit.
...Complete with the worst tie ever.
He's in the Adventurer career, by the way.
Wow, Alien Dude still remembers us.
...Something about this picture is fundamentally wrong, and I can't even begin to imagine what she's saying.
what
WHAT
...I shall call Edgey Silly Goose by no other name from this day on. Okay, not really.
< Wendy > OH JUAN LET ME EMBRACE YOU IN MY LOVING ARMS
< Juan > DEAR GOD NO
Edgeworth learned everything he knows about weenies from Detective Gumshoe.
Man, everybody wants a piece of them.
...Even Shelly. DDDDDDDDDD8 I'd say Edgey is running away... but that focused, almost DREAMY expression tells me otherwise.
LOOK. PESS IS ADORABLE. <3333
Trying to gain Juan's attention no matter what.
...Though it won't really work, judging from Edgey's reaction.
Okay, I'm starting to get some creepy vibes from Alien Dude.
BIRDWATCHING. YEP.
Well, Nick and Edgey are officially BFFs now. Almost makes me want to make a Larry Sim.
wait what
what
...
If this happens, I'm having a Shelly/Matt/Juan threesome, I don't care what you people think.
I shall end this update with a sequence of four pictures you will doubtlessly find... most disturbing. In fact, no commentary will be necessary to convey this.
Thanks for reading.
DAY TWO (AND ALSO THREE THIS TOOK SO LONG I'M NOT SURE WHERE ONE DAY ENDS AND THE OTHER BEGINS OH WELL)
< Nick > YOU ARE A JERK
< Matt > uh yeah don't care dude
Edgeworth playing piano is now canon forever.
< Pess > Aren't you in this movie? :3
< Matt > NO oh god THAT FUCKING MOVIE it was so terrible
So THAT'S why Juan wouldn't take the helmet off.
TEE HEE SPLASHITY SPLASH
SHELLY WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOUUU
Matt's fringe is held up by massive amounts of hair gel.
And off he goes to sleep with his fluffy pink pyjamas. Rejoice, fangirls.
Phoenix doesn't miss the office at all.
Note that he picked a single bed to ensure that no one could possibly lie down next to him. Clever.
OH HEY HOPE YOU WON'T MIND ME WAKING YOU UP AT 3 AM
D'aww, look, he did the same as Shelly. Good boy. <3
< Matt > I DON'T TAKE HUGS FROM UNDERAGED GIRLS DUDE
...He rolled this want just as soon as he woke up.
Welp, might as well give him what he wants.
Now that he's properly awake, he rolls a more... uh... in-character want. That's kind of sweet, actually.
Have breakfast, grow strong bones, kill dudes.
...Okay, I screencapped this just because I thought it looked cute. MOVING ON.
"'sup"
"just chillin' man"
Behold, Juan's glorious new hair! Also a buttchin. I forgot that before.
"But wait," you ask, "Now where will I ever get my daily quota of silly hats to giggle at? This is a tragic loss!" Well, never fear.
I know what I'm doing, folks.
Holy crap, HE'S HAVING FUN.
OH GOD WHAT THE HELL
IS THIS A SPECIAL ASSASSIN SLEEP TECHNIQUE
WHAAAAAAAAAAAASFSDGRTJNTYMT
Juan fucking hates leather. And stitches.
...In fact, he kinda hurt Edgey in his passionate hatred.
Man, look at that GRIN.
Wow, so Shelly can actually play the piano.
They think so too. Maybe he's a musician in his free time.
...As for how this woman KNOWS... Don't ask me.
PESS GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK.
Not so hard with some help from the PERFECT PROSECUTOR, is it?
In other news, Ron dances like a dork.
This notice here means Juan has found his favourite hobby which, for some miraculous reason, is actually fitting. I'm guessing the other housemates won't be so lucky.
See, the spiky-man is nicer than brandy-dude. ono
And speaking of brandy-dude, glorious things happened.
One...
Two...
Three. GO.
AND THUS CANON IS BROKEN ONCE AGAIN.
Oh God, this will never end now, will it?
Well, let's turn the camera away from them for now and take a good look at the newest addition to the house.
You are now hearing Mozart's Requiem in your head.
More specifically, Dies Irae.
...Juan's kinda sending conflicting messages here.
And this is more or less where shit hits the fan. No matter what I did, the game crashed to the desktop whenever I gave Oldbag a job, legitimately or by cheats. After four tries or so, I just gave up. But regardless, this means that the events from 7 to 8 AM kind of repeated themselves over and over with little variation. Matt and Juan got into another fight EVERY SINGLE TIME, and other differing things of minor importance varied. So here's a highlight of things.
YOU DA MAN JUAN
THIS TIME, THE TABLES HAVE TURNED.
...This look means this isn't over. Oh, dear.
Lawyerly penetration from behind. Boy, the fanservice in this update is piling up.
...Seriously, though, these two are bonding like crazy.
A couple of crashes later, I manage to find these two in the extremely complex "Rough Rear Dive" position.
< Pess > YAY HUG~
< Matt > If you value your life, little dudette, you'll tell everyone Juan started it.
< Pess > ... ;O;
LOOK. MORE BONDING.
Ooh, and Ron goes to work in a snazzy suit.
...Complete with the worst tie ever.
He's in the Adventurer career, by the way.
Wow, Alien Dude still remembers us.
...Something about this picture is fundamentally wrong, and I can't even begin to imagine what she's saying.
what
WHAT
...I shall call Edgey Silly Goose by no other name from this day on. Okay, not really.
< Wendy > OH JUAN LET ME EMBRACE YOU IN MY LOVING ARMS
< Juan > DEAR GOD NO
Edgeworth learned everything he knows about weenies from Detective Gumshoe.
Man, everybody wants a piece of them.
...Even Shelly. DDDDDDDDDD8 I'd say Edgey is running away... but that focused, almost DREAMY expression tells me otherwise.
LOOK. PESS IS ADORABLE. <3333
Trying to gain Juan's attention no matter what.
...Though it won't really work, judging from Edgey's reaction.
Okay, I'm starting to get some creepy vibes from Alien Dude.
BIRDWATCHING. YEP.
Well, Nick and Edgey are officially BFFs now. Almost makes me want to make a Larry Sim.
wait what
what
...
If this happens, I'm having a Shelly/Matt/Juan threesome, I don't care what you people think.
I shall end this update with a sequence of four pictures you will doubtlessly find... most disturbing. In fact, no commentary will be necessary to convey this.
Thanks for reading.