Character Interview?
No lawyers today, I'm afraid. I had an appointment at the ophthalmologist's today, and then I just kinda spent the rest of the day doodling and fooling around... ;; Buuut I was tagged on DA. A character meme. Aaand I am doing it here. Aaaand with my characters. Ayup. So, if you don't quite care about not-lawyers, uh, ignore this!
1)Choose one or two of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag 3 persons and make them do the interview.
Characters (you get pictures of their Sims because I haven't drawn a picture of them worth shit lately):
Kaphlar Kinra (AAAAA I THINK I'M LOSING HIS VOICE)
Marco Evangelisti
1) What gender are you?
Kaph: ... What does it look like? I'm more male than you'll ever be.
Marco: I'm a male too. I hope it's not that hard to tell, haha!
2) What is your age?
Kaph: Shit, uh... 300-ish? I only bother counting every once in a while. Look, let's say I'm 25 and leave it at that.
Marco: And I'm 23.
Kaph: AHAHAHAH, you're full of shit.
3) Do you want a hug?
Kaph: Psh, I get hugs all the time. Tight hugs. Around my penis.
Marco: ... That... I... Sigh. Anyway, sure!
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Kaph: ... Eh, that's all relative.
Marco: ... Heh, maybe a few. Then again, who doesn't?
5) What is your favorite food?
Kaph: ... I like deep-fried tofu. I fucking swear if I hear anyone calling me an "animé"--
Marco: Uh... I'm not picky.
Kaph: I know why you don't have a favorite food.
Marco: ...
6) What is your favourite ice cream flavor?
Kaph: It's yours.
Marco: Hmm, vanilla?
7) Are you a virgin?
Kaph: Hah! I'm more like the extreme opposite. Emphasis on "extreme".
Marco: ... Heh, no, but that's a bit of a personal question, isn't it? I mean, I don't mind answering things, it's fun, but you know, there ARE a few things I won't share with just anyone...
8) Have you killed anyone?
Kaph: Sure I have. I mean, it's not like it's a hobby, but it can be fun. And necessary.
Marco: ... No. No. No.
9) Do you hate anyone?
Kaph: Eh, most of the people I hate are dead by now. The ones who aren't are either on my to-do list or are too fun not to keep around.
Marco: Mmm, no. Not really, no.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Kaph: Hah, and you want me to TELL them to you? Pffft. I can tell you all about this faggot's secrets, though.
Marco: I don't-- W-What are you talking about?
11) What is your favourite season?
Kaph: Summer. I like the heat, and hey, boobs all around!
Marco: I don't have one. They all go by so fast, anyway...
12) Who are your best friends?
Kaph: ... Define "friends" for me. Just so I know how to answer.
Marco: Oh, I have dozens of good friends! They're all wonderful people, I cherish them all and I'm happy to have them in my life. And I don't mind making new friends either, you know!
13) What are your hobbies?
Kaph: My hobbies can be summed up in one tiny little phrase: "being sexy-awesome."
Marco: Oh, I go to the casino sometimes. Not to gamble or anything - it's my casino, hahahah -, I just like to spend some time with my customers and all.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Kaph: The strong stuff.
Marco: ... Again, I'm not picky.
Kaph: Oh, but you do have a favorite, don't you?
15) When is your birthday?
Kaph: Ehh, 16th of July or something? Something like that. Now, Marco here? I'm sure he can't even remember what month he was born in.
Marco: Don't be ridiculous, I do. I do, I do, I remember I have to remember I can't forget I can't lose my--
Kaph: Man, you're so easy you're almost no fun.
16) What age did you die?
Kaph: What kind of retarded question is this?
Marco: ... Right, it's very silly, isn't it?
Kaph: But you could answer.
Marco: ... Stop it how do you- what do you--
17) Are you nice or mean?
Kaph: ... That depends on whether you'll play along with me or not.
Marco: I think I'm reasonably nice! I mean, people seem to like me and all, so I'm... I'm nice. I am.
18) What do you think of your creator?
Kaph: She's a flaky little ragdoll.
Marco: She seems nice enough!... Always seems a little sad when she talks to me, though. I wonder why...?
19) What is your weakness?
Kaph: NOTHING. Nothing, you hear?
Marco: Uh... Maybe I talk too much? People have been telling me that lately! I don't know, I don't really notice a difference, I think I've always been like this. I just like to be sociable, you know? And people are so nice, I mean, they deserve to be talked to, and the other day I met a really nice old lady and helped her find her glasses and then she invited me over to eat some cookies. English cookies. I haven't been to England in a while, I should pay Mary a visit...
20) How long can you stay under water?
Kaph: ... Never counted.
Marco: Erm... some time?
[THERE IS NO 21]
Kaph: ... Sloppy, huh?
Marco: People get distracted. Actually, I've been spacing out a little lately, just the other day I was at a meeting and I completely stopped paying attention to everyone else...
22) Do you love someone?
Kaph: ... Hahahahah. Wait, where in the timeline are you taking me from-- You don't even know? Not even for the one question that it mattered for?
Marco: That's a little personal, isn't it? Hahahah!
23) Does that person love you back?
Kaph: They all do. And if Miss Careless had decided she's taking me from later in the timeline, the answer'd just be yes.
Marco: ... You can never be too sure, can you?
24) Do you like me?
Kaph: You're just asking me questions. Tell me what you've got and I'll give you my answer.
Marco: Sure, you seem nice enough!
25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Kaph: Partying hard. And, you know, doin' my kind of business.
Marco: ... The beach. The beach is nice.
26) At night?
Kaph: Partying harder.
Marco: Oh, you know, all sorts of things! Working, talking to customers, talking to co-workers, talking to friends, working, talking...
27) Do you like meatballs?
Kaph: ... Are you asking if I'm gay?
Marco: ... Sure?
28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Kaph: ... Are you asking if I'm into gay chefs?
Marco: ... S... Sure?
29) Are you gay?
Kaph: Fuck off.
Marco: Actually, I am. I thought that was common knowledge.
30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do?
Kaph: Well, who do you think I'd do? Don't look at me like that, you set me up for it.
Marco: ... I'd make sure no one would walk out harmed.
32) What is your place of origin?
Kaph: I'm from the East, but to hell with that. I'm living in America now.
Marco: Craco, in Italy.
33) Large or small family?
Kaph: I don't really care about them much either way.
Marco: It's... it's an average family.
35) Do you have a phobia?
Kaph: Not me. Do you?
Marco: I... don't think so.
36) Piercing/tattoos?
Kaph: I'll tell you if you're a girl and you give me your measurements.
Marco: None!
37) Is this quiz over?
Kaph: You're not very good at this "manipulating people" deal, you know.
Marco: ... It doesn't look like it's over, anyway.
39) Whats your lucky number?
Kaph: Nine.
Marco: I don't have one, but speaking of numbers, aren't there a few missing here? I guess I'm not the only one spacing out lately, hahahah.
40) Whats your favorite color?
Kaph: Too manly for one.
Marco: Red. No, wait, blue. I-- I have no idea where that came from.
41) What color are your eyes?
Kaph: Red. No, I don't do drugs, shut the hell up.
Marco: Green!
42) Quick! Someone kissed your love! what do you do?
Kaph: ... Depends. Is it another girl?
Marco: ... Well, wow. I'd have a nice, calm conversation with both parties, I guess.
43) What is your favorite type of music?
Kaph: Rock. Ahh, good old rock.
Marco: Oh, I like music from the Romanticism period. I'm quite fond of Chopin, actually.
44) No one cares about you...
Kaph: You're lying--
Marco: ... I don't think you have any evidence to back up that statement and besides wasn't it supposed to be question statementsaren't questionsyouknow
45) where do you want to be right now?
Kaph: In bed. With someone else.
Marco: Home.
46) what are you in your love's opinion?
Kaph: ... I'm perfect.
Marco: ... Heh, well, I don't really have a love, so I guess I'll have to pass this one.
47) you just walked into a room with 2 people having sex what do you do?
Kaph: ... Again, are they women?
Marco: Wow, that would be a bit awkward, wouldn't it? I'd just apologise and leave, really.
48) what do you do for a living?
Kaph: This and that.
Marco: I'm a CEO! My company doesn't have an established name yet (silly Cláudia, heh), but it deals with computer software and hardware.
49) You are in jail what do you do?
Kaph: I burn my way out.
Marco: ... I'd... serve my time peacefully, I guess.
Kaph: Ahahahahah, after a few days alone with your thoughts, you'd be anything but peaceful.
Marco: ...
50) Wanna party with me?
Kaph: No, thanks. My parties are a shitload better than anything you could invite me to.
Marco: Sure!... At what time do we have to meet?
52) you know I’m just kidding...
Kaph: Right. Because you want to party with me. And you won't. Ever.
Marco: ... Oh, really? Ah well.
53) Now for real this quiz is over....
Kaph: About damn time!
Marco: Oh. Oh, it is! Heh, it really is this time.
54) Bye!
Kaph: ... And I'm not getting anything out of this? I guess I'll just have to get it out of you later.
Marco: See you around!
... Well, now I'm wondering just how good (or terrible) I am at characterisation. What do you think you can tell me about these characters just from what you've read here?
(A-Also AAAAAA I have an idea for a fic I'd really love to see written, but I requested something at the kink meme just yesterday AND there's already something I want to ask for when it gets to part 21 though maybe I could write this last one myself... S-SOB I'M A GREEDY BITCH)
1)Choose one or two of your own characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Then, tag 3 persons and make them do the interview.
Characters (you get pictures of their Sims because I haven't drawn a picture of them worth shit lately):
Kaphlar Kinra (AAAAA I THINK I'M LOSING HIS VOICE)
Marco Evangelisti
1) What gender are you?
Kaph: ... What does it look like? I'm more male than you'll ever be.
Marco: I'm a male too. I hope it's not that hard to tell, haha!
2) What is your age?
Kaph: Shit, uh... 300-ish? I only bother counting every once in a while. Look, let's say I'm 25 and leave it at that.
Marco: And I'm 23.
Kaph: AHAHAHAH, you're full of shit.
3) Do you want a hug?
Kaph: Psh, I get hugs all the time. Tight hugs. Around my penis.
Marco: ... That... I... Sigh. Anyway, sure!
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Kaph: ... Eh, that's all relative.
Marco: ... Heh, maybe a few. Then again, who doesn't?
5) What is your favorite food?
Kaph: ... I like deep-fried tofu. I fucking swear if I hear anyone calling me an "animé"--
Marco: Uh... I'm not picky.
Kaph: I know why you don't have a favorite food.
Marco: ...
6) What is your favourite ice cream flavor?
Kaph: It's yours.
Marco: Hmm, vanilla?
7) Are you a virgin?
Kaph: Hah! I'm more like the extreme opposite. Emphasis on "extreme".
Marco: ... Heh, no, but that's a bit of a personal question, isn't it? I mean, I don't mind answering things, it's fun, but you know, there ARE a few things I won't share with just anyone...
8) Have you killed anyone?
Kaph: Sure I have. I mean, it's not like it's a hobby, but it can be fun. And necessary.
Marco: ... No. No. No.
9) Do you hate anyone?
Kaph: Eh, most of the people I hate are dead by now. The ones who aren't are either on my to-do list or are too fun not to keep around.
Marco: Mmm, no. Not really, no.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Kaph: Hah, and you want me to TELL them to you? Pffft. I can tell you all about this faggot's secrets, though.
Marco: I don't-- W-What are you talking about?
11) What is your favourite season?
Kaph: Summer. I like the heat, and hey, boobs all around!
Marco: I don't have one. They all go by so fast, anyway...
12) Who are your best friends?
Kaph: ... Define "friends" for me. Just so I know how to answer.
Marco: Oh, I have dozens of good friends! They're all wonderful people, I cherish them all and I'm happy to have them in my life. And I don't mind making new friends either, you know!
13) What are your hobbies?
Kaph: My hobbies can be summed up in one tiny little phrase: "being sexy-awesome."
Marco: Oh, I go to the casino sometimes. Not to gamble or anything - it's my casino, hahahah -, I just like to spend some time with my customers and all.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Kaph: The strong stuff.
Marco: ... Again, I'm not picky.
Kaph: Oh, but you do have a favorite, don't you?
15) When is your birthday?
Kaph: Ehh, 16th of July or something? Something like that. Now, Marco here? I'm sure he can't even remember what month he was born in.
Marco: Don't be ridiculous, I do. I do, I do, I remember I have to remember I can't forget I can't lose my--
Kaph: Man, you're so easy you're almost no fun.
16) What age did you die?
Kaph: What kind of retarded question is this?
Marco: ... Right, it's very silly, isn't it?
Kaph: But you could answer.
Marco: ... Stop it how do you- what do you--
17) Are you nice or mean?
Kaph: ... That depends on whether you'll play along with me or not.
Marco: I think I'm reasonably nice! I mean, people seem to like me and all, so I'm... I'm nice. I am.
18) What do you think of your creator?
Kaph: She's a flaky little ragdoll.
Marco: She seems nice enough!... Always seems a little sad when she talks to me, though. I wonder why...?
19) What is your weakness?
Kaph: NOTHING. Nothing, you hear?
Marco: Uh... Maybe I talk too much? People have been telling me that lately! I don't know, I don't really notice a difference, I think I've always been like this. I just like to be sociable, you know? And people are so nice, I mean, they deserve to be talked to, and the other day I met a really nice old lady and helped her find her glasses and then she invited me over to eat some cookies. English cookies. I haven't been to England in a while, I should pay Mary a visit...
20) How long can you stay under water?
Kaph: ... Never counted.
Marco: Erm... some time?
[THERE IS NO 21]
Kaph: ... Sloppy, huh?
Marco: People get distracted. Actually, I've been spacing out a little lately, just the other day I was at a meeting and I completely stopped paying attention to everyone else...
22) Do you love someone?
Kaph: ... Hahahahah. Wait, where in the timeline are you taking me from-- You don't even know? Not even for the one question that it mattered for?
Marco: That's a little personal, isn't it? Hahahah!
23) Does that person love you back?
Kaph: They all do. And if Miss Careless had decided she's taking me from later in the timeline, the answer'd just be yes.
Marco: ... You can never be too sure, can you?
24) Do you like me?
Kaph: You're just asking me questions. Tell me what you've got and I'll give you my answer.
Marco: Sure, you seem nice enough!
25) What do you consider fun in the day time?
Kaph: Partying hard. And, you know, doin' my kind of business.
Marco: ... The beach. The beach is nice.
26) At night?
Kaph: Partying harder.
Marco: Oh, you know, all sorts of things! Working, talking to customers, talking to co-workers, talking to friends, working, talking...
27) Do you like meatballs?
Kaph: ... Are you asking if I'm gay?
Marco: ... Sure?
28) Do you like Chef Boyardee's meatballs?
Kaph: ... Are you asking if I'm into gay chefs?
Marco: ... S... Sure?
29) Are you gay?
Kaph: Fuck off.
Marco: Actually, I am. I thought that was common knowledge.
30) Say that you were trapped in a closet with your lover for 2 days straight. What do you do?
Kaph: Well, who do you think I'd do? Don't look at me like that, you set me up for it.
Marco: ... I'd make sure no one would walk out harmed.
32) What is your place of origin?
Kaph: I'm from the East, but to hell with that. I'm living in America now.
Marco: Craco, in Italy.
33) Large or small family?
Kaph: I don't really care about them much either way.
Marco: It's... it's an average family.
35) Do you have a phobia?
Kaph: Not me. Do you?
Marco: I... don't think so.
36) Piercing/tattoos?
Kaph: I'll tell you if you're a girl and you give me your measurements.
Marco: None!
37) Is this quiz over?
Kaph: You're not very good at this "manipulating people" deal, you know.
Marco: ... It doesn't look like it's over, anyway.
39) Whats your lucky number?
Kaph: Nine.
Marco: I don't have one, but speaking of numbers, aren't there a few missing here? I guess I'm not the only one spacing out lately, hahahah.
40) Whats your favorite color?
Kaph: Too manly for one.
Marco: Red. No, wait, blue. I-- I have no idea where that came from.
41) What color are your eyes?
Kaph: Red. No, I don't do drugs, shut the hell up.
Marco: Green!
42) Quick! Someone kissed your love! what do you do?
Kaph: ... Depends. Is it another girl?
Marco: ... Well, wow. I'd have a nice, calm conversation with both parties, I guess.
43) What is your favorite type of music?
Kaph: Rock. Ahh, good old rock.
Marco: Oh, I like music from the Romanticism period. I'm quite fond of Chopin, actually.
44) No one cares about you...
Kaph: You're lying--
Marco: ... I don't think you have any evidence to back up that statement and besides wasn't it supposed to be question statementsaren't questionsyouknow
45) where do you want to be right now?
Kaph: In bed. With someone else.
Marco: Home.
46) what are you in your love's opinion?
Kaph: ... I'm perfect.
Marco: ... Heh, well, I don't really have a love, so I guess I'll have to pass this one.
47) you just walked into a room with 2 people having sex what do you do?
Kaph: ... Again, are they women?
Marco: Wow, that would be a bit awkward, wouldn't it? I'd just apologise and leave, really.
48) what do you do for a living?
Kaph: This and that.
Marco: I'm a CEO! My company doesn't have an established name yet (silly Cláudia, heh), but it deals with computer software and hardware.
49) You are in jail what do you do?
Kaph: I burn my way out.
Marco: ... I'd... serve my time peacefully, I guess.
Kaph: Ahahahahah, after a few days alone with your thoughts, you'd be anything but peaceful.
Marco: ...
50) Wanna party with me?
Kaph: No, thanks. My parties are a shitload better than anything you could invite me to.
Marco: Sure!... At what time do we have to meet?
52) you know I’m just kidding...
Kaph: Right. Because you want to party with me. And you won't. Ever.
Marco: ... Oh, really? Ah well.
53) Now for real this quiz is over....
Kaph: About damn time!
Marco: Oh. Oh, it is! Heh, it really is this time.
54) Bye!
Kaph: ... And I'm not getting anything out of this? I guess I'll just have to get it out of you later.
Marco: See you around!
... Well, now I'm wondering just how good (or terrible) I am at characterisation. What do you think you can tell me about these characters just from what you've read here?
(A-Also AAAAAA I have an idea for a fic I'd really love to see written, but I requested something at the kink meme just yesterday AND there's already something I want to ask for when it gets to part 21 though maybe I could write this last one myself... S-SOB I'M A GREEDY BITCH)