But, I'm not gay.

Oct 28, 2010 04:44



AngAng:  Hyuuuuuung~? <3

Khunnie:  Ne, Wooyoung-ah~?

AngAng:  Hyuuuung I miss you. T_T

AngAng:  Come back from Thailand.

AngAng:  Sleeping with Chansung is dangerous.

AngAng:  I swear he tried to eat my face last night ><

Khunnie:  I’m gone for 3 days and you’ve got Channie eating your face at night?!

Khunnie:  But I thought only I was allowed to eat your face T_T

Khunnie:  How could you betray me likes this Wooooooyoung?

Khunnie:  I thought what we had was special.

AngAng:  Khun-hyung, why would I like Chansung eating my face!?

AngAng:  You know I don’t like guys. =o=

Khunnie:  o.o  What?

AngAng:  LOL.  Remember that time you asked me if I liked guys?

Khunnie:  I remember.

Khunnie:  We had sex. 8D

AngAng:  We sure did ~~ ;D

AngAng:  But you know I’m not gay, right?

Khunnie:  And you decide to tell me this NOW?

Khunnie:  WHAT AM I TO YOU, WOOYOUNG! T-T

Khunnie:  Just some sexy piece of man meat you can use while you find a woman to replace me?!

Khunnie:  OR AM I A WOMAN TO YOU, WOOYOUNG?!

Khunnie:  How dare you call your hyung a woman!

AngAng:  I know you’re not a woman, hyung!

AngAng:  But I just wanna make sure you understand that I’m not gay.

Khunnie:  Wooyoung-ah do you love me?

AngAng:  I love you~ <3

Khunnie:  And your hyung is a?

AngAng:  Sexy Beast ;D?

Khunnie:  NO!

Khunnie:  Well… yes.

Khunnie:  but is hyung a man or a woman?

AngAng:  Sexy Beast Man?

Khunnie:  Right.

Khunnie:  So?

AngAng:  …

AngAng:  I don’t get it. D:

Khunnie:  You have sex with a man.

AngAng:  Yes.

Khunnie:  You love a man.

AngAng:  Yes.

Khunnie:  So you’re gay.

AngAng:  I told you I’m not gay, hyung!

Khunnie:  …

AngAng:  I’m Khunsexual* ;D

*Got the idea from a friend of mine, and I just had to use it~

2pm, pairing: nichkhun/wooyoung, rating: pg-13

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