This amused me.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I turned nettsulikesword in for farting in church (3 points). In February I helped artemis251 hide a body (-173 points). In August I pulled over and changed eva_dream_seer's flat tire (15 points). In November I helped vaguevagabond across the street (6 points). In January I gave lenina a kidney (1000 points).
Overall, I've been nice (851 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
mistycat85
you're welcome for the kidney trin XP