He's got it all figured out...
My kid cracks me up. Tonight I asked him if he was good for his Grandma today and he told me that he was a "little good, but a little mean". He then proceeded to explain.
"Mom, I was half good & half mean. Ya know - like when you make me a sammich...and you cut it down the corners like I like it and it makes 2 pieces that are the same size? That's what I was like today. It was just like if you cut ME down the corners. One piece of me was good... the other was mean. But I think ALL of me wanted to be good, that second piece just couldn't do it."
where do they GET this stuff???? lol !
"Mom, I was half good & half mean. Ya know - like when you make me a sammich...and you cut it down the corners like I like it and it makes 2 pieces that are the same size? That's what I was like today. It was just like if you cut ME down the corners. One piece of me was good... the other was mean. But I think ALL of me wanted to be good, that second piece just couldn't do it."
where do they GET this stuff???? lol !