"Any canned pineapple that expires on May 1?"
The multifandom drabble madness is now unlocked. Your life will be lesser if you don't at least read the first drabble, which is Saiyuki and extra crispy good.
sarahtdl tagged me for this meme: List 10 celebrities you think are attractive then tag 7 of your friends.
And I did it, because it made me realize how far back in my head I have to reach to find real-life attractive celebrities. This means something. No doubt nothing good. Sticking with live, currently young types.
1. Johnny Depp. Well, duh.
2. Gina Torres. I just think she's gorgeous.
3. Lina Olin. Ditto.
4. Naveen Andrews. Why doesn't he ever run around shirtless, dammit? Why yes, I do think JJ Abrams is excellent at casting.
5. Jet Li
6. Chow Yun-Fat (Who's really more about the whole package than just physical attractiveness.)
7. Matt Damon
...and by now I'm having trouble.
8. Tobey Maguire/Wes Bentley/Ed Furlong/Jake Gyllenhaal (I'm half-convinced they're all the same guy. Yes, all four of them.)
9. Angelina Jolie, who really should've been higher up.
10. Faye Wong, because I didn't see Chungking Express that long ago.
Oh, Brad Pitt, and my old love affairs with Brendan Fraser and John Cusack will probably be revived if they ever stop making shit movies.
If you want to tag yourself, knock yourself out.
And here's the countermeme: Top Ten Celebrities Whose Appeal I Just Don't Get.
Haven't you looked at a magazine cover and thought: Why is that person famous? Now's your chance to tell us who you just can't find appealing.
1. Tom Cruise. The only movie he was halfway appealing in, ever, was Interview.
2. Patrick Swayze. Never got that one either.
3. Governor Arnold. He's got charisma, yes. But he's not my type, never will be.
4. Vince Vaughn. Seriously, what's the deal with this guy? His face is too smooth or something. I don't know.
5. Lindsay Lohan/Hillary Duff. Also the same person. So blaaand. They make me long to see Britney Spears do something stupid. On that subject....
6. Christina Aguilera. Yes, she can sing, but Mariah Carey does slutty way better and has a better voice at that.
7. Michael Keaton. I have no snarky comment.
8. Hayden Christensen. I don't even have words for how ununique this guy is. It would be better if he could act, but alas.
(again, I'm struggling with the home stretch)
9. Demi Moore. What was her appeal ever supposed to be?
10. Fred Durst. What are we fallen to as a nation that people find him hot?
sarahtdl tagged me for this meme: List 10 celebrities you think are attractive then tag 7 of your friends.
And I did it, because it made me realize how far back in my head I have to reach to find real-life attractive celebrities. This means something. No doubt nothing good. Sticking with live, currently young types.
1. Johnny Depp. Well, duh.
2. Gina Torres. I just think she's gorgeous.
3. Lina Olin. Ditto.
4. Naveen Andrews. Why doesn't he ever run around shirtless, dammit? Why yes, I do think JJ Abrams is excellent at casting.
5. Jet Li
6. Chow Yun-Fat (Who's really more about the whole package than just physical attractiveness.)
7. Matt Damon
...and by now I'm having trouble.
8. Tobey Maguire/Wes Bentley/Ed Furlong/Jake Gyllenhaal (I'm half-convinced they're all the same guy. Yes, all four of them.)
9. Angelina Jolie, who really should've been higher up.
10. Faye Wong, because I didn't see Chungking Express that long ago.
Oh, Brad Pitt, and my old love affairs with Brendan Fraser and John Cusack will probably be revived if they ever stop making shit movies.
If you want to tag yourself, knock yourself out.
And here's the countermeme: Top Ten Celebrities Whose Appeal I Just Don't Get.
Haven't you looked at a magazine cover and thought: Why is that person famous? Now's your chance to tell us who you just can't find appealing.
1. Tom Cruise. The only movie he was halfway appealing in, ever, was Interview.
2. Patrick Swayze. Never got that one either.
3. Governor Arnold. He's got charisma, yes. But he's not my type, never will be.
4. Vince Vaughn. Seriously, what's the deal with this guy? His face is too smooth or something. I don't know.
5. Lindsay Lohan/Hillary Duff. Also the same person. So blaaand. They make me long to see Britney Spears do something stupid. On that subject....
6. Christina Aguilera. Yes, she can sing, but Mariah Carey does slutty way better and has a better voice at that.
7. Michael Keaton. I have no snarky comment.
8. Hayden Christensen. I don't even have words for how ununique this guy is. It would be better if he could act, but alas.
(again, I'm struggling with the home stretch)
9. Demi Moore. What was her appeal ever supposed to be?
10. Fred Durst. What are we fallen to as a nation that people find him hot?