Sorry if I've been dead for a while
UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(+) I have removed Jose from my living space.
(+) I've been hanging out with my friends a hell of alot more
(+) My momma cares about me again!!! (maybe b/c she thinks i have no boyfriend to take care of me...?)
(+) I *STILL* need a job
(+) I'm thinking about changing my major (current major: Arts and Advertisement)
(+) I'm still with Jose.. but I'm trying to break it off b/c I have realized that we just don't click well at all and we're such different ppl, that one of us would have to be miserable so the other could be happy... NOT good for any relationship
(+) Amy and I have reaquainted and it seems like we were never apart.. and Bryan (her baby) is fuckin great.. I'm her official babysitter :D
(+) Just a memo for any of my friends who live around me or come to visit me.. just b/c I live alone again DOES NOT mean you can automatically assume that I will let my home become a sex house... don't call me to ask if you can have sex in my house, cause it aint happening!
So.. now that we're done with this "keeping you up-to-date" section.. I have PICTURES I would like to show you ppl... :D
It's BABY BRYAN!!!
He's growing some teeth already!
Mami and Baby being a bit suspecious of their surroundings:
Tiffany and a coworker modeling with Bryan:
The cutest pair of pix I have of him.. one with him with a mohawk (ROCK!) and one of him looking like the son of God (the glowing will declare that LoL)
Getting tired already? He definitely was:
Need a close-up?
How Precious!
And finally.... don't want a baby? Here's Bryan with his "Safe-Sex" advertisement
You can either use these...
or
Have Me!
hahaha
and since there really isn't much else to say.. here's a twist on the old-fashioned surveys:
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Jose
2. What is your weapon of choice? a sword, gun or bow-n-arrows
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I do it all the time
4. How about of the same sex? if they need a good bitch slap
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Jose
6. What is your pet peeve? completely irrational thinking
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends on the situation
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I dunno... excersise?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 2am.... or is that too early?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: {shrugs}
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?..."Ma... I gotta go.... I need to take a shower!"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? nope
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? about 2 weeks ago... working my legs on that weight machine
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? my alarm clock happens to be the phone ringing.... and there's no snooze button on those....
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Mystic!!!!!
2. Meat eaters: umm... yea I am....
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? alittle more then 2 bottles of smirnoff, half a bottle of red passion alize (ok.. maybe a little more then half the bottle), a quarter bottle of blue alize (40% proof), some grapefruit alize (I hate grapefruit), and a few shots of barcardi
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Subway Sandwiches LoL
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes.. I need to loose some
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I'M SPICY!!!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? kids are tasty :D
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? I can only remember 7.. and this is only b/c alot of ppl happen to feel comfortable enough around me to either be naked or half naked (the half naked # is much greater)
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? 5 (2 of them were my parents when I was born)
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? omg.. yes
4. Have you "done it"? yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? on guys: their arms and on woman... everything else {wink}
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? only ppl who I consider man-whores LoL
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yup.. I"m in perfect health
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Religious Sex (it's a clothing store), Toys-R-Us, any game store and that halloween store in the Village
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy my mom a house with everything needed and a car for her... then travel the world, and when I get back home, pay my rent months (maybe years?) in advance, then live my life as I did
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I agree with Emily on this one... do it for a few years until I save enough money to retire and live my life well
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? alot
PRIDE
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? my arts and photographs
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? graduating HS and attending college
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? traveling the world
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? oh yea...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? of course
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? picking up the phone when someone actually called in the morning
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? A JOB!!!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces": never saw that show
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? no one I can think of
4. Have you ever been cheated on? not that I know of
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? of course
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? a pretty face
7. Do you wish you could be someone else other than you? depends on my mood sometimes
That's all for now - G-G-G-GOodbye Folks!
(+) I have removed Jose from my living space.
(+) I've been hanging out with my friends a hell of alot more
(+) My momma cares about me again!!! (maybe b/c she thinks i have no boyfriend to take care of me...?)
(+) I *STILL* need a job
(+) I'm thinking about changing my major (current major: Arts and Advertisement)
(+) I'm still with Jose.. but I'm trying to break it off b/c I have realized that we just don't click well at all and we're such different ppl, that one of us would have to be miserable so the other could be happy... NOT good for any relationship
(+) Amy and I have reaquainted and it seems like we were never apart.. and Bryan (her baby) is fuckin great.. I'm her official babysitter :D
(+) Just a memo for any of my friends who live around me or come to visit me.. just b/c I live alone again DOES NOT mean you can automatically assume that I will let my home become a sex house... don't call me to ask if you can have sex in my house, cause it aint happening!
So.. now that we're done with this "keeping you up-to-date" section.. I have PICTURES I would like to show you ppl... :D
It's BABY BRYAN!!!
He's growing some teeth already!
Mami and Baby being a bit suspecious of their surroundings:
Tiffany and a coworker modeling with Bryan:
The cutest pair of pix I have of him.. one with him with a mohawk (ROCK!) and one of him looking like the son of God (the glowing will declare that LoL)
Getting tired already? He definitely was:
Need a close-up?
How Precious!
And finally.... don't want a baby? Here's Bryan with his "Safe-Sex" advertisement
You can either use these...
or
Have Me!
hahaha
and since there really isn't much else to say.. here's a twist on the old-fashioned surveys:
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? Jose
2. What is your weapon of choice? a sword, gun or bow-n-arrows
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? I do it all the time
4. How about of the same sex? if they need a good bitch slap
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Jose
6. What is your pet peeve? completely irrational thinking
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? depends on the situation
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? I dunno... excersise?
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up? 2am.... or is that too early?
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: {shrugs}
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?..."Ma... I gotta go.... I need to take a shower!"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)? nope
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? about 2 weeks ago... working my legs on that weight machine
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? my alarm clock happens to be the phone ringing.... and there's no snooze button on those....
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Mystic!!!!!
2. Meat eaters: umm... yea I am....
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting? alittle more then 2 bottles of smirnoff, half a bottle of red passion alize (ok.. maybe a little more then half the bottle), a quarter bottle of blue alize (40% proof), some grapefruit alize (I hate grapefruit), and a few shots of barcardi
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Subway Sandwiches LoL
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? yes.. I need to loose some
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? I'M SPICY!!!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? kids are tasty :D
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked? I can only remember 7.. and this is only b/c alot of ppl happen to feel comfortable enough around me to either be naked or half naked (the half naked # is much greater)
2. How many people have seen YOU naked? 5 (2 of them were my parents when I was born)
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? omg.. yes
4. Have you "done it"? yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? on guys: their arms and on woman... everything else {wink}
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? only ppl who I consider man-whores LoL
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yup.. I"m in perfect health
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? none
2. What's your guilty pleasure store? Religious Sex (it's a clothing store), Toys-R-Us, any game store and that halloween store in the Village
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it? buy my mom a house with everything needed and a car for her... then travel the world, and when I get back home, pay my rent months (maybe years?) in advance, then live my life as I did
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? I agree with Emily on this one... do it for a few years until I save enough money to retire and live my life well
6. Have you ever stolen anything? yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? alot
PRIDE
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of? my arts and photographs
2. What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? graduating HS and attending college
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life? traveling the world
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? oh yea...
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? of course
7. What did you do today that you're proud of? picking up the phone when someone actually called in the morning
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? A JOB!!!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces": never saw that show
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? no one I can think of
4. Have you ever been cheated on? not that I know of
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? of course
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? a pretty face
7. Do you wish you could be someone else other than you? depends on my mood sometimes
That's all for now - G-G-G-GOodbye Folks!