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Tofu 0, Aliens from Vega 100
Happened, this should have not
For his house was deadbolted and locked
It didn't trip home security
Touched naught but tofu, see
There's only one logical culprit
Aliens from Vega, they dit it
Ravaged Larry Weald's spongey soy
A crime that seemed to annoy
Because no other soy condiments were harmed
Why again was there no blaring alarm?
NASA researchers, they'll say,
"Aliens from Vega, they're coming our way."
We had to write a poem based on a tabloid article for my creative writing class. Mine was about aliens from Vega mutilating tofu. So I came up with this. XD
Happened, this should have not
For his house was deadbolted and locked
It didn't trip home security
Touched naught but tofu, see
There's only one logical culprit
Aliens from Vega, they dit it
Ravaged Larry Weald's spongey soy
A crime that seemed to annoy
Because no other soy condiments were harmed
Why again was there no blaring alarm?
NASA researchers, they'll say,
"Aliens from Vega, they're coming our way."
We had to write a poem based on a tabloid article for my creative writing class. Mine was about aliens from Vega mutilating tofu. So I came up with this. XD