If you can't make a nonsterile baby with it, it's not part of your population
Professor Frye: So, if a population consists of individuals that share similar characteristics and are able to interbreed, then is a group of different species a population?
Students: *mutter random yeses or noes*
Frye: No, it does not. You can have sex with a sheep as much as you want, but you won't produce any offspring.
Students: O.o?
Frye: Now, is a group of you and Ghengis Khan a population?
Students: *mutter more random yeses or noes*
Frye: No, it does not. You can have all the sex you want with a dead body, but you're not gonna make any offspring.
Students: O.O?! What the frick is this guy thinking?
Frye: A group is only a population if you can have sex with the other members and produce fertile offspring. You got that?
Students: X.x;;
That was my environmental science lesson for today. Loving that beastiality and necrophilia going on, eh?
Black Egg is officially out of IG1. It's so lame how I get all sad and sentimental whenever I see Black Egg or anything Black Egg related, even though I wasn't one of their groupies. I'm a Satomi groupie because it's mandatory--and they're cool characters, too, but that's besides the point--but my loser fandom goes to Edgeraid because they simply rock, even though they were second to last place. They're the team with the most attitude, especially Bjorn. Man, Bjorn, that boy is crazy. And hot. Ha ha, you knew it was coming! Anyway, Edgeraid...most attitude, the only other team in the league with a cybernetically enhanced pet/teammate, sweet looking mechs--ooohs, they're so shiny and red and whee!--and now they have this invisible whip or rope weapony thing? Man, Edgeraid was seriously pwning Takeshi during that race. Yet another reason why they rock. Anyone that can pwn Takeshi = awesome. Except when you're Cunningham and act like a jerk about it, but he's not so bad anymore since Takeshi beat his arse last episode. Of course, the ep. cut off in the middle of the race, so Satomi's probably going to whoop Edgeraid again. Still, they totally fricked with Takeshi, though. He was all cocky and Cunningham the Second coming into the race, all like, "Yah, we're the champions. We'll beat them no problem," but then he got pwned by Bjorn-tachi and went all emo and was like, "Zomga, what the frick happened? Can we actually lose against them?" Liz just laughed. "What's up with you, idiot? You're going to give up that easily?" or something, I really don't know what she and Takeshi said. Anyway, Edgeraid seriously rocks for making Takeham (play on names there, kiddies) think he'll lose. Even if they end up getting whooped by Satomi next week, which they probably will.
Takeshi's seriously gathering a harem. Of course there's Fantine, who's his official girlfriend. Then there's Liz who's probably still in denial--or I could just be making that up--despite being much more friendly with him now. And now there's Bella? What? When the frick did this happen? It's so random. And she was acting all creepy about it, too, unless that's just her creepy voice and that crazy look she puts on playing tricks on me. "I understand Fantine's feelings. Takeshi is cute, blah blah" isn't so bad, but when Edgeraid was watching the pre-race report Bella was playing with her new earring and said, "This ear and piercing is for you" or something like that. Umm...right. O.x;; But I love how irritated Bjorn gets when she's rambling about Takeshi. He so loves her. I knew it all along. XD Of course, that twarts the nonexistent chances that I pretended existed for any sort of BjornAmy loving. *is sad* But I guess it's okay, since Amy's way too young for boyfriends anyway. Maybe I'll make BjornBella my new IGPX OTP, even though I have no idea what that stands for. Jealous Bjorn makes me happy. And fangirly. Too cute, eeep!
White Snow (Max, Zanak, and Judy) is a mysterious bunch. I'm not just saying that because they're new, though. There's a certain...ominous air about them. Especially Max--I think that's the Indian looking chick's name, but there's no official romanji spelling yet. She's one of those really silent types, kind of like Shino in Naruto. And it seems like they're hinting that Masa might know her? And...dude, do we finally have another chick Forward? That'd be awesome. This is all speculation, though. There's little to say about them yet. Although, I loved how at the IG1 opening ceremony Zanak--iffy about names, remember--was approaching Takeshi so seriously and looking like he wanted to beat the crap out of him, then there's this pause, then..."Zomga Takeshi, I'm your #1 fan! Will you sign my trading card?!" I laughed for quite a bit at that.
IGPX Lesson for today:
1) Edgeraid pwns all
2) Takeshi's a pimp
3) Takeshi Fangirl Bella and Jealous Bjorn should get married
4) Who the he-one-one is White Snow desu ka?
5) Zanak is a loser groupie
So kids, remember this: If you can have sex with something but can't make a baby with it, it's not part of your population. X.x;;
Students: *mutter random yeses or noes*
Frye: No, it does not. You can have sex with a sheep as much as you want, but you won't produce any offspring.
Students: O.o?
Frye: Now, is a group of you and Ghengis Khan a population?
Students: *mutter more random yeses or noes*
Frye: No, it does not. You can have all the sex you want with a dead body, but you're not gonna make any offspring.
Students: O.O?! What the frick is this guy thinking?
Frye: A group is only a population if you can have sex with the other members and produce fertile offspring. You got that?
Students: X.x;;
That was my environmental science lesson for today. Loving that beastiality and necrophilia going on, eh?
Black Egg is officially out of IG1. It's so lame how I get all sad and sentimental whenever I see Black Egg or anything Black Egg related, even though I wasn't one of their groupies. I'm a Satomi groupie because it's mandatory--and they're cool characters, too, but that's besides the point--but my loser fandom goes to Edgeraid because they simply rock, even though they were second to last place. They're the team with the most attitude, especially Bjorn. Man, Bjorn, that boy is crazy. And hot. Ha ha, you knew it was coming! Anyway, Edgeraid...most attitude, the only other team in the league with a cybernetically enhanced pet/teammate, sweet looking mechs--ooohs, they're so shiny and red and whee!--and now they have this invisible whip or rope weapony thing? Man, Edgeraid was seriously pwning Takeshi during that race. Yet another reason why they rock. Anyone that can pwn Takeshi = awesome. Except when you're Cunningham and act like a jerk about it, but he's not so bad anymore since Takeshi beat his arse last episode. Of course, the ep. cut off in the middle of the race, so Satomi's probably going to whoop Edgeraid again. Still, they totally fricked with Takeshi, though. He was all cocky and Cunningham the Second coming into the race, all like, "Yah, we're the champions. We'll beat them no problem," but then he got pwned by Bjorn-tachi and went all emo and was like, "Zomga, what the frick happened? Can we actually lose against them?" Liz just laughed. "What's up with you, idiot? You're going to give up that easily?" or something, I really don't know what she and Takeshi said. Anyway, Edgeraid seriously rocks for making Takeham (play on names there, kiddies) think he'll lose. Even if they end up getting whooped by Satomi next week, which they probably will.
Takeshi's seriously gathering a harem. Of course there's Fantine, who's his official girlfriend. Then there's Liz who's probably still in denial--or I could just be making that up--despite being much more friendly with him now. And now there's Bella? What? When the frick did this happen? It's so random. And she was acting all creepy about it, too, unless that's just her creepy voice and that crazy look she puts on playing tricks on me. "I understand Fantine's feelings. Takeshi is cute, blah blah" isn't so bad, but when Edgeraid was watching the pre-race report Bella was playing with her new earring and said, "This ear and piercing is for you" or something like that. Umm...right. O.x;; But I love how irritated Bjorn gets when she's rambling about Takeshi. He so loves her. I knew it all along. XD Of course, that twarts the nonexistent chances that I pretended existed for any sort of BjornAmy loving. *is sad* But I guess it's okay, since Amy's way too young for boyfriends anyway. Maybe I'll make BjornBella my new IGPX OTP, even though I have no idea what that stands for. Jealous Bjorn makes me happy. And fangirly. Too cute, eeep!
White Snow (Max, Zanak, and Judy) is a mysterious bunch. I'm not just saying that because they're new, though. There's a certain...ominous air about them. Especially Max--I think that's the Indian looking chick's name, but there's no official romanji spelling yet. She's one of those really silent types, kind of like Shino in Naruto. And it seems like they're hinting that Masa might know her? And...dude, do we finally have another chick Forward? That'd be awesome. This is all speculation, though. There's little to say about them yet. Although, I loved how at the IG1 opening ceremony Zanak--iffy about names, remember--was approaching Takeshi so seriously and looking like he wanted to beat the crap out of him, then there's this pause, then..."Zomga Takeshi, I'm your #1 fan! Will you sign my trading card?!" I laughed for quite a bit at that.
IGPX Lesson for today:
1) Edgeraid pwns all
2) Takeshi's a pimp
3) Takeshi Fangirl Bella and Jealous Bjorn should get married
4) Who the he-one-one is White Snow desu ka?
5) Zanak is a loser groupie
So kids, remember this: If you can have sex with something but can't make a baby with it, it's not part of your population. X.x;;