Why, JD, why?
So last night I had this dream that I was at my college cafeteria
eating alone like I always do, and randomly Zach Braff appears in his
awesomely hot glory out of nowhere. Then, I much too energetically
jumped in front of him and started singing ABBA songs--"Mamma Mia" to
start things off, naturally--only for him to look at me with disgust
and say, "Wow, you're stupid. Go away."
That made me feel depressed.