You know you're an anime character when you've nosebled thinking bad thoughts
Snagged this anime/manga character archetype meme from splash.
Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people. Not so much aloof as ridiculously shy.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities. Don't know if I blush, but it kind of embarrasses me and kills my soul inside a little, so. :\
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 3
Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public. More like I try to be as pleasant and accommodating of other people as possible?
[x] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically. Um. I turn visibly and vocally disgusted by it when it comes up. Does that count?
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise. I wish. XD
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Bipolar?
Total: 2
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses (obviously).
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded. I prefer spaztic.
[/] You are always very polite in your speech. I do use "sir" and "ma'am" when I'm around authority figures or food service people for some reason. I also can't call my professors by first name even when they prefer it. It's too informal, and it doesn't sit right with me.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field. Supposedly, but meh.
[x] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something. GLASSES, lols.
Total: 5.5
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[/] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks. More of an acquaintance, but he means well. Just doesn't get some people are turned off by his remarks and such.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: .5
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments. Dumb ones describes them better.
[ ] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin.”
[x] You are normally very laid back and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 3
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook. *laughs*
[x] You are hardly ever angry. Sometimes, I don't think I'm capable of honest anger. I can get peeved by things, but I don't seem to get mean and mad about them.
[x] You have really long hair.
Total: 2
Bokukko (Tomboy Character)
[/] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing. Wouldn't say guy clothing, but I really hate wearing dresses or skirts of any kind. I'll wear them for formal occasions, but I won't enjoy it.
[ ] You have short hair
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sports. LAWLS.
[/] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial. I often don't believe people when they compliment me on things, so maybe? But I don't think people admire me at all. God help them if they did.
[x] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 2
Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable. No, but I still wish it were smaller.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos. In YOUR end-o! Um, depends who I'm around.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen
[x] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 2
Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[ ] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc.
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 1
Result: I am apparently a dumb, tsundere meganekko.
So I'm two episodes into an anime series I only now got around to picking up, Yoshinaga-san 'chi no Gargoyle for the very shallow reason of watching this hottie biscotti voiced by my off-again on-again seiyuu love Kikuchi Masami. XD
Got the pretty megane Kikuchi Masami goodness I was expecting. But this? In a series that's supposed to be for all ages?
"OH NO YOU DI-DN'T!"
This chick is supposed to be as old as his grandpa. I don't know how she still looks that young.
This can't be good.
Clearly Annelida Tanzerin translates to "IT CAN BE RAEPING TIEMS NAO?"
asdkfjalsdjfladksf WHY D: And Photobucket's being stupid and not showing the resized version of these last two screenshots for some reason.
The end.
I have nothing of substance left to say for now. Yuppers.
Tsunderekko (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside)
[x] You come off as sort of aloof to other people. Not so much aloof as ridiculously shy.
[x] In public, you intentionally refrain from showing much weakness.
[ ] You have a secret obsession with something cute.
[ ] You pretend that you hate your crush even though you really love him/her.
[x] You blush when people point out your sensitivities. Don't know if I blush, but it kind of embarrasses me and kills my soul inside a little, so. :\
[ ] You blush when people tell sexual jokes.
Total: 3
Yanderekko (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside)
[x] You’re very sweet and kind in public. More like I try to be as pleasant and accommodating of other people as possible?
[x] When romance becomes a topic of discussion, people say your personality changes drastically. Um. I turn visibly and vocally disgusted by it when it comes up. Does that count?
[ ] You know some sort of martial art, swordplay, or otherwise. I wish. XD
[ ] You have a crush who you’d literally kill for.
[ ] You have a pet-peeve that makes you snap.
[ ] Bipolar?
Total: 2
Meganekko (Girl-with-Glasses Character)
[x] You have glasses (obviously).
[x] You can sometimes be clumsy, ditzy, or absent-minded. I prefer spaztic.
[/] You are always very polite in your speech. I do use "sir" and "ma'am" when I'm around authority figures or food service people for some reason. I also can't call my professors by first name even when they prefer it. It's too informal, and it doesn't sit right with me.
[x] You are fairly intelligent in some field. Supposedly, but meh.
[x] You take discipline seriously.
[x] You have some sort of fetish for something. GLASSES, lols.
Total: 5.5
Tsukkomi (Angry Guy)
[/] You have a friend who often makes dumb or embarrassing remarks. More of an acquaintance, but he means well. Just doesn't get some people are turned off by his remarks and such.
[ ] You smack/beat up this friend in some way.
[ ] You do your best to maintain a calm facade, only to be thwarted by this friend.
[ ] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yang”.
[ ] You swear a lot.
[ ] You try to bring out the more serious side of your ridiculous friend.
Total: .5
Boke (Dumb Guy)
[x] You often make silly or embarrassing comments. Dumb ones describes them better.
[ ] You like annoying the heck out of your best friend.
[ ] You often get beaten up by your friend in some way, but you take it in good stride.
[x] If you & your friend were a yin-yang, you’d be the “yin.”
[x] You are normally very laid back and carefree.
[ ] You try to bring out the happier side of your angry friend.
Total: 3
Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife)
[ ] You are always, almost overly polite.
[ ] You love traditional Japanese culture.
[ ] You often wear either a kimono, yukata (summer cotton kimono), or apron.
[ ] You’re an excellent cook. *laughs*
[x] You are hardly ever angry. Sometimes, I don't think I'm capable of honest anger. I can get peeved by things, but I don't seem to get mean and mad about them.
[x] You have really long hair.
Total: 2
Bokukko (Tomboy Character)
[/] You feel comfortable in boy’s clothing. Wouldn't say guy clothing, but I really hate wearing dresses or skirts of any kind. I'll wear them for formal occasions, but I won't enjoy it.
[ ] You have short hair
[ ] You have a crush whom you act friendly with rather than romantically.
[ ] You are really good at sports. LAWLS.
[/] You are admired by girls and boys for your talents, though you’re sort of in denial. I often don't believe people when they compliment me on things, so maybe? But I don't think people admire me at all. God help them if they did.
[x] You show your girly features on rare occasions.
Total: 2
Sexy Character
[ ] Your bust/package is...formidable. No, but I still wish it were smaller.
[x] You like making sexual innuendos. In YOUR end-o! Um, depends who I'm around.
[ ] You encourage trips to the beach, pool, or onsen
[x] There are some sexual things that you are ignorant to or need explained to you.
[ ] You’re an expert cosplayer.
[ ] You like the taste of alcohol.
Total: 2
Lolita/Shota Character
[x] You like sweets or chocolate.
[ ] You adore cute things and/or the word “kawaii”.
[ ] You use Japanese suffixes like “-chan,” “-tan,” “-sempai,” etc.
[ ] You add unnecessary suffixes to the ends of your sentences, like “nyo,” “nyu,” “un,” etc...
[ ] You are considered gullible or naive.
[ ] You have a tall/powerful friend who protects you.
Total: 1
Result: I am apparently a dumb, tsundere meganekko.
So I'm two episodes into an anime series I only now got around to picking up, Yoshinaga-san 'chi no Gargoyle for the very shallow reason of watching this hottie biscotti voiced by my off-again on-again seiyuu love Kikuchi Masami. XD
Got the pretty megane Kikuchi Masami goodness I was expecting. But this? In a series that's supposed to be for all ages?
"OH NO YOU DI-DN'T!"
This chick is supposed to be as old as his grandpa. I don't know how she still looks that young.
This can't be good.
Clearly Annelida Tanzerin translates to "IT CAN BE RAEPING TIEMS NAO?"
asdkfjalsdjfladksf WHY D: And Photobucket's being stupid and not showing the resized version of these last two screenshots for some reason.
The end.
I have nothing of substance left to say for now. Yuppers.